The Fact That Matteo Decided That The Only Way To Cover Izzy's Disappearance Was To Ruin Their Dad's

The fact that Matteo decided that the only way to cover Izzy's disappearance was to ruin their dad's birthday and not just shove Dizzy upstairs and say like oh sorry she's sick

Like I know he doesn't like change but come on man just talk to Jasmine about it I'm sure she'd be more than willing to change the suprise party date this is just mean

gonna be honest nothing has fucked with my head more than learning that the UK only has three species of snake. like what do you mean three? three species with twelve subspecies? three native species but a ton of other nonnative ones? three species technically but it's an accident of ancient taxonomy?

nope. just three

I'M SORRY THE FUCK YOU MEAN IT'S TARGETED TOWARDS KIDS

they're gonna violate food safety standards we've never even heard of

I'm slowly converting my friends to my ways of old women hobbies. I embroider. My friend knits. My other friend sews. Once the third friend's arm heals it's over for them. They cannot run. They cannot hide. Crocheting is coming for them. Crocheting is coming.

Reblog with Hatsune Miku doing your daily routine! Let the Mekus flow!