I'M SORRY THE FUCK YOU MEAN IT'S TARGETED TOWARDS KIDS

I'M SORRY THE FUCK YOU MEAN IT'S TARGETED TOWARDS KIDS

they're gonna violate food safety standards we've never even heard of

I'm slowly converting my friends to my ways of old women hobbies. I embroider. My friend knits. My other friend sews. Once the third friend's arm heals it's over for them. They cannot run. They cannot hide. Crocheting is coming for them. Crocheting is coming.

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gonna be honest nothing has fucked with my head more than learning that the UK only has three species of snake. like what do you mean three? three species with twelve subspecies? three native species but a ton of other nonnative ones? three species technically but it's an accident of ancient taxonomy?

nope. just three

Reblog with Hatsune Miku doing your daily routine! Let the Mekus flow!

Stuff my camp kids did during snack free time today from most to least expected.

1. Eat their snack (the primary thing they are expected to do)

2. Ships and sailors (normal camp game)

3. Big kids sang the National anthem in four part harmony while the little kids buried a tenth grader in leaves and grass. (I put these together because these events clearly were connected but I’m not sure how)

4. Held a “funeral” where the girl was resurrected by everyone singing “Love Story” over her dead body.

5. Turned on “fire ambiance eight hours” on somebody’s phone, buried the phone completely in sticks in the shape of a campfire, and roleplayed as monkeys/cavemen discovering fire for the first time.