Had A Dream Last Night That Jerma Tried To Convince Everyone That He Died So He Could Secretly Come Back

had a dream last night that jerma tried to convince everyone that he died so he could secretly come back out of retirement and stream again and the disguise he used so people wouldnt know it was him streaming was just a png of a triangular prism instead of a facecam and also he insisted that his name was 'geronimo' and he was totally convinced that nobody knew it was him even though the whole chat would yell at him every time he streamed that we all knew who he was and to prove us all wrong he shared his own address and said that 'the real jerma wouldnt live here, he hates this city!!' and finally people convinced him we knew who he was by comparing audio files of him sneezing to prove that he was jerma and then he cried for like an hour straight uninterrupted and then i woke up.

The fact that Matteo decided that the only way to cover Izzy's disappearance was to ruin their dad's birthday and not just shove Dizzy upstairs and say like oh sorry she's sick

Like I know he doesn't like change but come on man just talk to Jasmine about it I'm sure she'd be more than willing to change the suprise party date this is just mean

I don't have lunchables in my country, or at least they're not very popular, so someone please enlighten me

Is this supposed "competitor" marketed to children because that seems like it would give anyone in their 30s a heart attack, let alone little kids

they're gonna violate food safety standards we've never even heard of

How was my doctor like "okay we'll try ADHD medication but we gotta be careful cause it's addictive" when I'm going through my day like "shit I forgot my meds. Shit I forgot my meds. Shit I forgot my meds. Shit I f