Stuff My Camp Kids Did During Snack Free Time Today From Most To Least Expected.

Stuff my camp kids did during snack free time today from most to least expected.

1. Eat their snack (the primary thing they are expected to do)

2. Ships and sailors (normal camp game)

3. Big kids sang the National anthem in four part harmony while the little kids buried a tenth grader in leaves and grass. (I put these together because these events clearly were connected but I’m not sure how)

4. Held a “funeral” where the girl was resurrected by everyone singing “Love Story” over her dead body.

5. Turned on “fire ambiance eight hours” on somebody’s phone, buried the phone completely in sticks in the shape of a campfire, and roleplayed as monkeys/cavemen discovering fire for the first time.

gonna be honest nothing has fucked with my head more than learning that the UK only has three species of snake. like what do you mean three? three species with twelve subspecies? three native species but a ton of other nonnative ones? three species technically but it's an accident of ancient taxonomy?

nope. just three

had a dream last night that jerma tried to convince everyone that he died so he could secretly come back out of retirement and stream again and the disguise he used so people wouldnt know it was him streaming was just a png of a triangular prism instead of a facecam and also he insisted that his name was 'geronimo' and he was totally convinced that nobody knew it was him even though the whole chat would yell at him every time he streamed that we all knew who he was and to prove us all wrong he shared his own address and said that 'the real jerma wouldnt live here, he hates this city!!' and finally people convinced him we knew who he was by comparing audio files of him sneezing to prove that he was jerma and then he cried for like an hour straight uninterrupted and then i woke up.

I'm slowly converting my friends to my ways of old women hobbies. I embroider. My friend knits. My other friend sews. Once the third friend's arm heals it's over for them. They cannot run. They cannot hide. Crocheting is coming for them. Crocheting is coming.