I Hate When I Say I Can Hear Lightning And People Never Fail To Respond With Its Thunder, Not Lightning

I hate when I say I can hear lightning and people never fail to respond with “it’s thunder, not lightning :/“

Thunder is the sound of lightning!

When you hear a cow somewhere you don’t say “oh, I hear mooing” do you?

I am only two minutes into the Artemis Fowl movie and I am officially deciding that this is nothing more than Mulch making up bs to mess with people.

Okay so idk if YouTuber aus are still a thing anymore but fuck it.

Zukka modern au but it's still set in the atla-verse. Sokka is a YouTuber who probably has idk a popular gaming channel or something I guess, he seems like he'd be That Guy

He talks about his boyfriend sometimes but never in much detail. Like it's just.

"Did I ever tell you about the time my boyfriend brought home like 8 baby turtleducks?"

"My boyfriend's uncle owns a tea shop and as much as I'm a coffee kinda guy, that is the good shit right there."

During a live stream: "DRUK! GET DOWN FROM THERE!" *spray bottle noises* "Sorry, my boyfriend's dragon keeps getting on the table." (Zuko, off-camera: HE'S OUR DRAGON, SOKKA.)

(Dragons are much less rare in this au bc I said so)

It's all very vague. Not purposely, really, it's just that he never has a reason to go into the details of his relationship, as much as he loves Zuko that's not what his channel is about. But then one day he's doing a live stream and he mentions that he's a trained swordsman and half the comments are just something along the lines of "prove it"

And Sokka is not one to refuse a challenge

"HEY JERKBENDER, GET IN HERE! AND BRING YOUR SWORDS!"

Zuko wins the ensuing match, of course, but it's a close one. Later, Sokka's followers will consider apologizing for ever doubting him, but right now all the comments are some variation of "IS THAT THE FUCKING FIRELORD"

AP scores just released

And may I just say

Yikes.

Alright so I just started thinking about an Avatar: The Last Airbender au for Homestuck (avatarstuck?) bc of the whole water signs, earth signs, air signs, and fire signs thing

And I uh... I’ve got one question

Would the Vantases be blood benders?

(I mean, cancer /is/ a water sign, and their aspect /is/ blood)

(it would make sense is all I’m saying)

Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun