I Hate When I Say I Can Hear Lightning And People Never Fail To Respond With Its Thunder, Not Lightning
I hate when I say I can hear lightning and people never fail to respond with “it’s thunder, not lightning :/“
Thunder is the sound of lightning!
When you hear a cow somewhere you don’t say “oh, I hear mooing” do you?
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Alright, Disney, repeat after me!
Artemis Fowl II is not even remotely athletic.
Artemis Fowl II couldn’t shoot the broad side of a barn if he tried.
Artemis Fowl II doesn’t wear anything other than a suit unless he’s robbing a Swiss vault, going through a crisis, or has no other option.
Artemis Fowl II had a very formal relationship with his father before he went to Russia.
Artemis Fowl II would never throw himself into the midst of a battle, he would let Butler handle it.
Artemis Fowl II grew up sneaking around his house frequently enough that he knew exactly what each security camera could see. He definitely would have noticed a conveniently placed hole in the floor.
Artemis Fowl II had very little remorse for any of his actions for a long time.
The real Artemis Fowl II would never.
”#[S] Kankri: Bust out Rap G9d.” has got to be the greatest tag I’ve ever seen in my life, thank you
Kankri: The ch9rus and 9rchestrati9n pr9vide the real meat 9f the mel9dy.
Porrim: I think yo+u’re just mad yo+u finally fo+und so+mething yo+u can’t talk fast eno+ugh to+ handle.
Kankri: N9. Shut up!
Porrim: Say it all yo+u want, do+esn’t make it no+t true.
I am only two minutes into the Artemis Fowl movie and I am officially deciding that this is nothing more than Mulch making up bs to mess with people.
