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Sadly the autism chose him before I could suggest otherwise

i kinda think people who REALLY like Kankri are weird. he's just a really annoying and terrible joke character and for some reason some people are obsessed with him. i dont get it.

I got nostalgic and drew Techno

Miss him

I am still so upset this got discontinued I love it sm :(

Blood Moon

Blood Moon (24150 words) by StarlightSieben Chapters: 6/? Fandom: Homestuck Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Kankri Vantas & Karkat Vantas, Kankri Vantas & Everyone, Roxy Lalonde & Kankri Vantas, Dave Strider & Kankri Vantas, background davekat - Relationship, Background Rosemary Characters: Kankri Vantas, Karkat Vantas, Kanaya Maryam, Roxy Lalonde, Dave Strider Additional Tags: Earth C (Homestuck), Self-Indulgent, Kankri Vantas deserved to be an actual character in this essay I will, Kankri Vantas-centric, Moral Scrupulosity, Transfem Kankri Vantas, (eventually) - Freeform, Angst, Constructive Criticism Not Wanted, Not Canon Compliant, is it still a slow burn if the slow burn is character development? Summary: On the night of the blood moon, Kankri finds himself with a renewed physical body, on a strange planet with people he's only met in passing, none of which really like him. All the while, the echoes of the afterlife and the people he once knew hold him back. (Unleashing Kankri's hidden potential to be a good person and a compelling character by way of second chances, fresh friendships, and lots of projection. Very self-indulgent.) OFFICIALLY DISCONTINUED! Earth C lore is too hard to work with in relation to what I wanted to do. A similar fic with a different setting is currently in the works.

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an old fic by one of our newer members, Siben ! @teamsieben this rules! check out Siben's ao3 for more stuff!

That one ship/art trend but with davekat

Ever wanted to meet your younger self?

Technoblade loves lesbians ofc he would

I kissed a girl. I was a girl. Everything went white and I heard Technoblade say “pog”.

something cute about how karkat still uses the little crab to call people. i like that

Hear me out all the dancestors deserved sm better their characters had potential for a great storyline esp in contrast with what we know about the ancestors

Consider not only how he was handled, but how you wish he was handled, and if you think he had any potential that was unused.

Note: If I see someone insulting or threatening people over this poll, I will block you so fast your head will spin.

Oh my god they’re nucleotides how did that never click for me lmao

these're the guys i think of when i see people calling them CG + TA

homestuck chats that hit me like a fucking brick

!! -SPOILERS- !!

shit my pants while tears rolled down my face.

this is so tragic. and the clutch homestuck has on me too 😓

Jakehal is very fun. But why dirkkri? I dont understand what's appealing about it :? confused

theres a lot of things i like about dirkri and honestly i dont even know where to start lmfao

first of all, and its mostly a funny reason - davekat on crack. like some traces of davekat are still there - the arguing about shit, stoic facade vs emotional mess, all the good stuff, but its also so much more exaggerated it makes it this much more ridiculous. gets even better when you consider them under the lense of swap aus like alphaswitch or tbau, where they land on the meteor together. theyre most likely hunting each other for sports by the year two

second of all, the funney. theyd be so fucking funny together. their smallest arguments would take like twenty pages of non-stop flow of red-orange text to resolve, and not because they came to a consensus but because some third party physically dragged them away from their electronics. it doesnt do any good, since it only gives them both time to think over new arguments to use, and theyre back at it as soon as they get their phones back. like if we had a tournament about which ship would do the most collateral damage to the overall group, i think these two would be Up There. karkat would gauge his eyes out from frustration, because now not only does he have to deal with his piece of shit, know-it-all other self, but now theres also Fucking Dirk thrown into the mix. their home life is absolute insanity, a small jab about the other forgetting to buy sugar once again devolves into a screaming match about the merits and flaws of communism or some other inane shit. and theyre doing it for fun, they enjoy debating with each other, because often times they have vastly different opinions, and comparing their beliefs challenges them intelectually and morally. from the outside perspective theyre one of the most dysfunctional pair in the paradox space, when in fact thats simply how they want their relationship to be, and it makes them better people overall.

third reason is that theyre thematically delicious. dirk is a control freak, micromanaging his and his friends constantly. hes terrified of losing control, but hes also desperate for someone to just tell him what the fuck he should do. dirk doesnt think he should be in control of others, because he believes hes a naturally evil person capable of horrible acts, at the same time he doesnt trust anyone else to get things done but himself. hes a whole collection of contradictions.

kankri desperately needs to be in control as well. hes constantly injecting himself into conversations he has no business being in, trying to find someone thatd listen to what he has to say. hes wants to guide others, but his efforts are flawed, because he doesnt listen to other perspectives - hes got tunnel vision, as he thinks hes the one in the right while everyone else is wrong or ignorant (cringefail seer literally). he doesnt trust anyone else to make decisions for him, and becomes defensive when he thinks others are attempting to coddle him. his ass was definitely culled on beforus.

theyre also both so fucking lonely. dirk conciously tries to put difference between himself and his friends, worrying hell "corrupt" them. kankri tries to connect to his friends, but his behavior alienates him from them to the point of no one except maybe porrim want to have anything to do with him.

my point is, kankri wants to guide people but has to learn to listen to others and reflect on his own flawed opinions. dirk has to learn to trust that people closest to him can get shit done on their own and loosen up, as well as realise hes not evil at the core. them helping each other out - dirk teaching kankri about different perspectives, kankri teaching dirk about letting others do their thing - is something i think about a lot.

also i like to think theyd spar for fun a lot as well. its not really a reason and wholly my own personal headcanon but i wanna mention it as well bc its so funny to me. i like the idea of kankris behaviour being a complete reverse of karkat - where karkat is all bark no bite and doesnt like fighting or violence, kankri puts up a front of the beacon of love and peace and tolerance, but in his free time he gets his rifle and goes shooting at the fucking squirrels or some shit. i think he wouldnt have the same qualms about strifing as karkat. like dirk would try to jokingly jab his finger at kankris side and he would just fucking flip him over his shoulder and onto the table breaking it in half, because he doesnt like being touched unexpectedly and by gods dirk when will you fucking learn. he goes from 0 to 100 real fast. its such a hysterical concept for me.

God I just realized the seers all have an interest/talent related to another seer

Rose likes psychoanalysis? Seer of Mind

Terezi can literally smell colors? Seer of Light

And an argument could be made for Blood as well, which would pull Kankri into the loop and his whole thing is enlightenment (though the credibility of that can be debated lmao it shows up with Signless and the rebellion as well) which would loop back to Light as well

Just realized Vox sounds like Ruff Ruffman

Theorizing rn that Alastor made a deal with a being of angelic power, which is why his shield in the last episode was actively hurting angels running into it AND why he made the “clipped wings” comment

Rise and shine!

This should not have made me laugh as hard as it did

Grilled cheese

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and the second work for the same local Homestuck Zine

it is already a year old, but still 22, but I like this work for many reasons much more, firstly I finally returned to style, which I did not think I missed so much, secondly the colours and atmosphere, a lot of light and soft, although there are still many mistakes, but that's it It's still pretty good

I remembered and forgot and remembered again that I can already upload works from local Homestuck Zine

the first work, which is already about, uh, a year and a half old? I'm bad at math, but it was made in 22, to be honest, I already see a lot of mistakes that don't make me feel very good…

reference sketches that became davekat

Hell69 Kankri. S69rry if I’ve caught y69u at a bad time, but I was w69ndering if y69u were alright? And if y69u needed anything f69r y69ur p69st… whatever that was. Trickster m69de? F69r y69ur p69st Trickster m69de slump.

- @badlydrawnsignless

more alpha Au

I was the 413th vote B)

im sorry but like i have to come out and admit it and be fully honest you are like my favourite troll ever. like. youre more favourite than vriska. more favourite than fucking karkat. or literally anyone else. not even some other guys unrelated to your specific time-based paradox stuff that i've seen running about are my favourite its YOU. like whenever i see anything relating to you or just this blog come up on my feed i smile and kick my feet because its kankri vantas! the guy!! you deserve a nice blankey a warm cup of whatever beverage you desire and a break!!! a nice calm day without dealing with anyone and i would love to hug you as well mr vantas you are like. amazing. i genuinely have to say it now but youre amazing. youre wonderful. i cant say youre perfect because nobody really is and thats okay!! always remember its okay to never fully live up to what anyone expects from you and that at least there will always be SOMEONE who is always rooting for you. even when you dont believe it. the day i first laid my eyes upon you i was hooked. you were just so.. enthralling. truly a wonderous spectacle for all to behold and im glad in some peculiar para-social way youve changed my life and youve just been there. whenever i need comfort i just think of you and like this isnt in a romantic way i just. think youre very comforting and generally a nice person! if i could spend my day with a single person it would be you you deserve so much better and i hope one day everything will come into fruition and you will be truly happy <3<3<3