Ok Ok But Hear Me Out:

Ok ok but hear me out:

Fuschia Techno

I fucking hate it here-

Now I'm thinking abo-

It's 3:30 am. I should be asleep-

DTSMP HOMESTUCK AU BECAUSE MY BRAIN WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT

(So far)

Humans:

Niki

Tubbo

Tommy

Wilbur

Trolls:

Dream - Lime (He do be in hiding doe...)

George - Cobalt

Sapnap - Bronze

Bad - Rust

Skeppy - Teal

Techno - Also Rust but *will* kill a highblood (unless you have any other suggestions)

Eret - Purple or Indigo or whichever name you want to call it

Quackity - Blue

Undecided:

Karl

Phil

CW: Schlatt

AHAHAHAH WAIT SCHLATT IS ABSOLUTELY A FUCKIN' FUCHIA LMFAO

Found this on Twitter and I felt that it was important to share here:

Edit with all the things that people are telling me:

BBH and Sapnap don't like to be shipped together.

Dream doesn't like people calling him by his real name. Also, he doesn't like people puting pressure on him for a face reveal, it makes him anxious.

Eret doesn't like to be shipped with people from the Dream SMP.

Tommy is ok with people using his face as pfp but he'll probably mute you on twitter because it overwhelms him a bit.

Tubbo only lets Tommy call him by his real name.

Did you mean: The 95 Theses

Kankri: I see a l9t 9f negativity in the c9mments secti9n, and it makes me feel like I’m failing. S9 I try t9 p9st things that 6ring pe9ple t9gether. I try t9 p9st things that aren’t me. I p9st things that say: “I l9ve diversity”. I p9st things that say: “I like that y9u like East 6ef9ran pe9ple”. I p9st things that say: “I’m different”. H9nestly, every time I p9st s9mething, I’m afraid that s9me9ne will leave a passive-aggressive n9te 9n my d99r.

Thanks for tagging me! Unfortunately I don’t have picrew nor do I know where to find it XD

Picrew game because I like this one!

Make how you want to look / present and tag people if you want! 

Picrew here, by @/aworus! 

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guess I’m a Velma kinny now

the lowblood alpha trolls are just the scooby gang like rufioh = fred damara = daphne kankri = velma mituna = shaggy meulin = scooby doo

Who Would Win in a Fight

Me vs MCYT

Tommy:

-100% chance of victory

-yes he's tall but I don't think he's ever been in an actual fight

-also he's clumsy

-easy victory

Tubbo:

-80% chance of victory (if we do fight)

-I don't want to fight Tubbo he seems cool

-again probably doesn't have much fight experience

-i would end up having to fight both Tubbo AND tommy bc of course tommy would jump in

-Big Crime might curbstomp me though

Technoblade:

-75% chance of victory (controversial but let me explain)

-tall yes but this man spends so much time gaming that his body is probably slowly breaking down

-he probably would let me win out of laziness but in the off chance he decides to start an anime training arc I'm getting destroyed

Wilbur Soot:

-25% chance of victory

-might let me win to get it over with

-is significantly taller than me so he could just step on me

-seems like he has internalized rage but so do i

-there is no winner vs loser it's whoever survives

Jschlatt:

-0% chance of victory

-he would push me down the nearest flight of stairs before the fight even started

Quackity:

-0% chance of victory

-i would sacrifice myself so he would automatically win

Dream:

-5% chance of victory

-we've seen his body and we know he's tall this is a definite loss for me

-his florida man vibes give him a 10% damage boost

-might attract the rest of the dream team to come watch and then they would make fun of me and I would lose just from the stress

Sapnap:

-30% chance of victory

-he sets off my fight instincts I want to beat him up so bad

-we know he's run from the cops but so have I so in terms of speed we are probably equal

-idk I just don't think I'm winning but I would still enjoy the experience

George:

-50% chance of victory

-i don't want to fight George

-he seems more likely to run away than to fight but that just means I would have to chase him down

-i feel like one quick hit to the knees and he's on the ground

BadBoyHalo:

-0% chance of victory

-he just has to shoot me

-i feel like this is self-explanatory

Skeppy:

-0% chance of victory

-BBH would come help him and then boom I've been shot