Tbh Back When I Was A Runner, When Ppl Got In Your Way....I'm Just Saying Him Running The Statement Person

tbh back when I was a runner, when ppl got in your way....I'm just saying him running the statement person over was so real

I vividly remember one time trying to stay warmed up on the field for a race, and this group of guys were walking slowly and diagonally across the field. They could see us, and they knew we needed to warm up, and the team captain was like, "Okay, run them over. They move or they don't."

started the new ep and the statement person was like "I'm an accountant"

and I was like ME! ME! LITERALLY ME!!! I'm in this :)

and then the statement was like "I was the fastest runner ever"

not me...boo. I ran for years but I was the slowest 😣

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