FRANKS LILAWAWHH IM THWERE BAWBEY!!!!!! What T He Fuck

FRANKS LIL “AWAWHH IM THWERE BAWBEY”!!!!!! what t he fuck

i know now that i can’t listen to danger days when i drive because the first note of any song off that album activates my fight-or-flight and i’ll be overcome with the urge to crash into the nearest military arsenal and streak naked through the desert screaming at the top of my lungs

the ressurectionist, or an existential crisis in c# // frank iero

That's it. That's the song.

you’re unbelievable

*SMASH*

so unbelievable

*CRASH*

you ruin everything

*INAUDIBLE WAILING*

you better go home

i cant believe frank iero had the audacity

the

audacity

to say “trust me” during im not okay (which he almost never does)

after spending YEARS OF LYING THROUGH HIS LITTLE RAT TEETH I’M

the losers club as things i saw, heard, or said in the past week

bill: what do you want to be in twenty years

ben: a library

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all seven, in unison: *chanting “kill it!” repeatedly with absolutely no explanation as to why*

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richie: i just *clenches fist in front of face dramatically* don’t want to

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eddie: i mean… that sounds pretty gay

richie: you sound pretty gay

mike: literally both of you are gay

eddie: wow we get it you’re straight

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stan: *drops pencil and stares at it* i fucking hate existing

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mike: *crying over a picture of a chicken wearing a hat*

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beverly, in response to the co-chairman of the committee calling her his assistant: we both know i’m in charge here, fuckin’ pussy

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bill: *makes eye contact with richie across the classroom*

richie, with no emotion on his face: *starts sliding his phone into his mouth*

bill, under his breath: what the fuck is wrong with you

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ben: i woke up in the middle of the night panicking about my sixteenth birthday

ben: it took fifteen minutes before i remembered that i’m already eighteen

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bill: i’m a lover, not a fighter

beverly: you punched me in the tit this morning

bill: well you shouldn’t have fucking touched my muffin

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eddie: good news, after some help from the teacher, i figured out how to solve the problem on my quiz

eddie: bad news, i needed help because i was so tired that i forgot how division works

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richie: does anything make you happy

stan: sometimes i think about going to your funeral

stan: never fails to make me smile

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mike: *starts playing flappy bird in class*

richie: WHAT THE FUCK IT’S 2018

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beverly: *shows up twenty minutes late wearing a panda onesie and holding a milkshake*

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all seven: *telling weird stories about their families*

mike: my dad wrestled a shark once

stan: explain

mike: he was on a boat

stan: that doesn’t help