The Losers Club As Things I Saw, Heard, Or Said In The Past Week

the losers club as things i saw, heard, or said in the past week

bill: what do you want to be in twenty years

ben: a library

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all seven, in unison: *chanting “kill it!” repeatedly with absolutely no explanation as to why*

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richie: i just *clenches fist in front of face dramatically* don’t want to

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eddie: i mean… that sounds pretty gay

richie: you sound pretty gay

mike: literally both of you are gay

eddie: wow we get it you’re straight

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stan: *drops pencil and stares at it* i fucking hate existing

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mike: *crying over a picture of a chicken wearing a hat*

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beverly, in response to the co-chairman of the committee calling her his assistant: we both know i’m in charge here, fuckin’ pussy

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bill: *makes eye contact with richie across the classroom*

richie, with no emotion on his face: *starts sliding his phone into his mouth*

bill, under his breath: what the fuck is wrong with you

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ben: i woke up in the middle of the night panicking about my sixteenth birthday

ben: it took fifteen minutes before i remembered that i’m already eighteen

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bill: i’m a lover, not a fighter

beverly: you punched me in the tit this morning

bill: well you shouldn’t have fucking touched my muffin

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eddie: good news, after some help from the teacher, i figured out how to solve the problem on my quiz

eddie: bad news, i needed help because i was so tired that i forgot how division works

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richie: does anything make you happy

stan: sometimes i think about going to your funeral

stan: never fails to make me smile

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mike: *starts playing flappy bird in class*

richie: WHAT THE FUCK IT’S 2018

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beverly: *shows up twenty minutes late wearing a panda onesie and holding a milkshake*

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all seven: *telling weird stories about their families*

mike: my dad wrestled a shark once

stan: explain

mike: he was on a boat

stan: that doesn’t help

Meet 13-year-old transgender girl Trinity. Her family was forced to sacrifice everything for their daughter, who decided to be a girl when she was only 4 years old. 

Her mom DeShanna understood that her child’s anxiety was the result of her not accepting herself as a boy. And she realized that if she didn’t accept her child she would loose her. When Trinity transitioned, her kindergarten rejected her forcing DeShanna to quit her job and to start homeschooling her kids. This decision cost her a lot, it pushed the family into poverty and they still couldn’t climb out of it. This fall Trinity is planning to return to public school but she still has nightmares about teachers who used to call her a boy. 

Today there’s no federal ruling on the issue of transgender bathroom use so kids like Trinity continue to fight for basic civil rights. The society segregates trans people from the general population disrupting the lives of trans children and their families. 

This is so amazing that this mom does for her child, but they still need our support here. Help me raise awareness of this story. 

This is very important!

FRANKS LIL “AWAWHH IM THWERE BAWBEY”!!!!!! what t he fuck

I can speak on behalf of the band. I can say this is one of the most fun times I’ve had on this band playing live so…

Yes sir

-Thank you guys so much for being here and making it err a very special night. With all these cameras here, nobody will-will forget this anytime soon so er-

We’re panic at the disco, and this is gonna be our last song and it’s a ❤️ song *partially aggressive tambourine* and I wanna see a lotta ❤️ in the crowd, I wanna see some 🤗, some 💋, and ya know✌️and great things like that and we hope to see you very soon and err well, have a happy Saturday night this song’s called mad as 🐰.

*tambourine stops*

*instrumental introduction*

*tambourine begins again this time there’s a more noticeable aggression from Brendon whilst playing. However, he stops playing the tambourine as suddenly a burning desire to see if a tambourine would make a good hat overwhelms him and he decides to put it on his head. It turns out that it isn’t as good as being a hat as he initially thought takes it off his head and continues playing as if that whole scenario didn’t just happen. *

Come save me *proceeds to slap tambourine on his magnificent forehead* from walking off a window sill Or I’ll sleep in the rain Don’t you remember when I was a bird And you were a map

And now he drags down miles in America Briefcase in hand The stove is creeping up his spine again Can’t get enough traaash

He took the days for pageant Became as mad as rabbits With bushels of bad habits And who could ask for anymore? Yeah, who could have more?

Come on Chicago!!

His arms were the branches of a Christmas tree Preached the devil in the belfry He checked in to learn his clothes had been thieved At the train station.

He took the days for pageant And became as mad as rabbits With bushels of bad habits Who could ask for anymore? Who could have moreeeeee I love you so much!!!! *shouts something also*

*instumental*

There you go.

The poor son of a humble chimney sweep fell to a cheap crowd So stay asleep and put on that cursive type You know we live in a toy

WHOO- You know that Paul Cates Bought himself a trumpet from the Salvation Army But there ain’t no sunshine in his song

We must

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

REINVENT LOVE

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

the losers club as things i saw, heard, or said in the past week, part two

ben: i thought everyone in this town was poor

richie: no, we all have crippling depression but some of us have jobs

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mike: i’m a supportive friend

stan: you said you would murder me if i didn’t study for my test

mike: …aggressively supportive

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beverly: i’m not saying i’m a god

beverly: i’m saying i’m a goddess

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bill: you ate an egg

richie: yes

bill: was it a cooked egg

richie: no

bill: was it out of the shell

richie: no

bill: how are you a living human being

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eddie, in tears: i forgot my bagel

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ben: did you know—

richie: probably not

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stan: so i was in algebra, right?

stan: and my teacher told us about imaginary numbers

stan: and if school is allowed to make us do math with FAKE NUMBERS

stan: then i should be allowed to murder them

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richie: hello my fellow heteros

eddie, holding his hand: stop doing that

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stan, at the school store: can i have two cookies and a reason to live

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ben: my mom asked me if i had any missing work and i panicked and said pretzel

ben: so now i’m grounded

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eddie, going through his backpack: i have three textbooks, pens, pencils, highlighters, erasers, extra paper, flash cards, my phone charger, and money for lunch

richie: i have a tub of chocolate frosting and a spoon

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bill: did you study for the test

mike: i was going to

mike: but then i found a compilation of dog vines so i never got around to it

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eddie: do you need a hug

beverly, wearing high heels with her sweatpants: don’t fucking talk to me