Nothing Personal Just Weird Not Seeing Him With A Dead Girl, His Aunt Or His Sister.

✋😔 nothing personal 👊🏽just weird not seeing him with a dead girl✌🏽, his aunt 👏🏽 or his sister😟.

what do you think of the theory that Daario and Euron are the same person?

This is the first time I'm hearing this theory, and.... wow!

I am just imagining how Daario/Euron would switch between the personas! Like he would really have to go through magical girl transformation each time.

For Euron -> Daario, he would have to first grow his hair out to his shoulders and then bleach his hair (as it is black), then dye it blue/purple. Also then curl it. Then he'd have to grow out his neat beard into three-prongs and dye them too. He'd also have to grow out his moustache and bleach it really well and then colour it golden! Then he'd have to take the time out to paint his nails. Then he'd need to pluck his tooth out and replace it with a golden tooth. He'd need to apply foundation and then lipstick to change his lip colour from blue to normal. Also, he needs to fake Tyroshi accent convincly enough to fool Dany who grew up in Tyrosh! Also, Euron would need contact lenses to change the colour of his eyes!

And when he needs to transform back from Daario -> Euron, he'd need to do all this in reverse!!! Like I'm just imagining Euron frustratedly crying as he goes through his 12-step makeover starting with straightening his hair:

He'd also need one of those nifty Instant Teleportation Devices that he had in the show-verse, to instantly transport him from Essos to Iron Islands.

And even if we accept the premise, why would Euron need all this subterfuge? The main reasons why Dany doesn't marry Daario, despite being in love with him, are because (1) a marriage provides no political or strategic advantage to her; (2) he is too violent and doesn't seem to understand how to deal with the court and (3) because he is not of noble blood.

"Marry me, and we can have all the nights forever." If I could, I would. [...] "We cannot wed, my love. You know why."

Sending him to the Lamb Men had been wise. She was a queen, and Daario Naharis was not the stuff of kings.

So, the easiest thing for Euron to do, if he had been Daario, would be to reveal his identity as it would instantly remove at least 2 of the obstacles. He can provide an army/navy, and a fleet of ships for Dany's future conquest of westeros. He is also a lord of Westeros and a "good suitor" for Dany. Instead of just "revealing his identity", why would he use his Teleportation Device to go to Iron Islands and then send his brother Victarion to cross the sea and go to Dany with a proposal? Why would he do something so convoluted, taking so much effort, for no real benefit?!

While I had a good laugh at the mental image of Euron painstakingly curling his hair, painting his nails and applying lipstick, I don't think this is any worthwhile theory, anon.

the humour in this movie was 20 years ahead of its time. 

stannis definitely would’ve been the kid who reminded the teacher that they forgot to collect the homework

asoue + reductress

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