WELCOME HOME BALDI!!! Im So Happy, Ang Hirap Hanapin Yung Mga Ganito Kase Lagi Sila Naka-sold-out. Lucky

WELCOME HOME BALDI!!! 🥹💕💕 I’m so happy, ang hirap hanapin yung mga ganito kase lagi sila naka-sold-out. Lucky days for me~

As a treat we let him eat some ice cream :) though I think he looks like an ice cream himself with the whipped cream on his head, doesn’t he?

I think they like eachother… ( ͡°w ͡°)

honestly i am such a sucker for machines being cared for. like? please be gentle. i am not like you. this is my body, please be careful. i do not think like you. i do not work like you, or breathe like you. please be kind. please act kindly. you have me in your hands so please, please show mercy. i was made for a purpose, but that purpose was never intimacy. please show me what this is

STE(A)M Meeting

Engineer: What if we added Art to STEM, so it says STEAM? Like a STEAM ENGINE?

Biologist: but i like stems…

Physicist: Sorry, but STEAM’s got my vote. I approve of all 7(ish?) phases of water. I think.

Computer Scientist: I vote for STEAM too, #PC gaming master race

Set Theorist: I will also vote in favor of increasingly large collections of seemingly unrelated things.

Education Professor: That's all very... dumb. F-. But, I have a pretty good idea on how to use the A so I'll vote for it too!

Biologist: :(

Artist: wtf, why am I here? What kinda nerdy sausage party is this?

Education Professor: (on hands and knees) PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MAKE OUR CURRICULUMS LESS BORING I DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP ALL MY STUDENTS FALLING ASLEEP IF THEY CAN'T BE CREATIVE PLEASE

Honest same, Antiau. I love V-Flower so much, she is literally the perfect rock voice synth and Ferry’s tuning on her has improved so much 😭💕 But als I’m sorry because I’m going to prolong the rot in your brain… THERE’S A NEW RUS COVER FOR PAFL!!! 🥳

HELLO MY FERRY FELLOW, I SEE YOUR PAFL HAS BEEN GREATLY EPITAPH’D 🫡

AH, I SEE YOU ARE SOMEONE OF CULTURE AS WELL

I think Billy would hate Dave for shooting his son — Toxic!Wellchair 🧤♿️

There are many romantic & platonic Wellchair interpretations where Billy and Dave get along very well. It makes sense, yes? They’re both single fathers; they love machines; they’re both disabled; they are quite nerdy; The love outdoor activities — Dave with his grilling; Billy with his camping. One is more reserved (Dave) — because he mostly works at home and is very chill — while the other is out-going (Billy) — he’s a sort of microcelebrity because of his father’s legacy.

Though with recent updates… I find it hard to say that they would get along ;^^ I think Billy would hate Dave, but not immediately, it’s a gradual development. He’d learn more about Dave and slowly realise that he’s a great scietntist and dedicated worker, but he’s not a great father or person…

This is because Billy has — from what most, including me, interpret — severe daddy issues. His father, Bob the Great II, died in the war after the boat/submarine he built exploded during an expedition. I imagine Billy would be very pressured to uphold such a high standard legacy that his father left. But also it’d be very difficult since no matter what he did — daddy’s legacy or not — he would not be taken seriously, because — as comfirmed in one of the game’s chalkboards, “Billy cannot walk, he uses a machine to move!” — he is disabled.

After spending so much time to become “well-made” enough to be somewhat comparable to his father’s “greatness.” And then having to go through the stress a second time because now he has to make sure his son follows the tradition. I imagine fatherhood would be a very sensitive topic to him.

Anyways, hard cut to Dave shooting his son on his birthday, yeah uhhhhhhh I don’t think Billy would react very kindly to that. It wasn’t even an accidental shot, it was intentional. In “Dave’s House,” you play as Tristan, Dave’s son, as he tries to collect all his birthday presents one day before his birthday. Dave gets angry that Tristan would ruin the surprise and starts to chase him around the house. But then things accelerate as Tristan finds Dave’s secret lab in the basement. Dave then threatens to shoot Tristan because he “ruined the party,” and then you play a first-person bullet hell obby trying to escape Dave.

A father shooting his own son? Hah, Billy would’ve probably given anything to have a father to shoot him in the first place! On top of not only breaking basic moral principle, in Billy’s eyes Dave is breaking the great sanctity of fatherhood! You teach the son to wield the gun to protect himself, not turn it against him and then traumatise his innocence. To take away his ability to view his dad as a sensible, protective and trust-worthy person? That’s very un-well-made of you, Dave…

That is not to say that I wouldn’t like for Billy and Dave to get along… I think it’d be amazing! I just think their relationship could make for an amazing friends-to-enemies story, lolol.