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Is he basic or just a joke? He is a basic joke!

【She/her】【Autodesk Sketchbook + Flipaclip】 Corned Bread • コーンドブレッド • Корнед Брэд (@Rpcsa8 on Twitter) Art tag: #corny creationsText tag: #loaf of textShitpost tag: #corn crap

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1 month ago

One shot where Joe and Realex meet-up via suicide board, their original plan was to gas themselves while driving in a car and playing music but they end up driving around the entire Osaka prefecture and have fun. They start wondering why they haven’t died from gas, Joe turns off the music and checks the pipe, the gas isn’t even toxic. They bought the wrong gas. They mourn the fact they didn’t die but then deicde to finish the road trip anyway because of how fun it is, and then they live happily ever after.


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1 month ago
I Think Billys Son Would Sleep With Headphones Since Billy Sometimes Works On His Mechanic Comissions

I think Billy’s son would sleep with headphones since Billy sometimes works on his mechanic comissions at night time, so the workshop gets noisy. Ebigeso was right, Billy having a red glow in his eyes is cool. The gieseigo next to him says, “jiro jiro” the sfx for “staring intenly.”

I Think Billys Son Would Sleep With Headphones Since Billy Sometimes Works On His Mechanic Comissions
I Think Billys Son Would Sleep With Headphones Since Billy Sometimes Works On His Mechanic Comissions

This is what I like to think the forrest looks like… I think it has a lake! Nothing suspicious hidden in the lake! Don’t worry. We all know how un-suspicious lakes are in BBIEAL ☺️

I Think Billys Son Would Sleep With Headphones Since Billy Sometimes Works On His Mechanic Comissions
I Think Billys Son Would Sleep With Headphones Since Billy Sometimes Works On His Mechanic Comissions
I Think Billys Son Would Sleep With Headphones Since Billy Sometimes Works On His Mechanic Comissions

The book that he is reading him is a book written by Bob the Great II himself. Billy does not know his father very well, the only way he can connect properly ever since the accident was through the media he left behind. Though one must wonder how truthful the media really is 🤔 he is technically connecting with Bob the Great II, not Bob the father of Billy.


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1 month ago

Billy is technically a househusband because his hotel is connected to his house, so he lives in his house like… Almost everyday. Billy is my favourite non-tradwaifu.


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1 month ago

Nooooo, be nice to him ☹️

Joe should be extinct.

I'll make it different 🫣


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1 month ago

Shy John constantly having to push away any of Billy’s advances, even if he knows that they both reciprocate, because he knows that Billy isn’t in a right state of mind to handle love. Billy knowing this aswell, and yet he still continues with his self-destructive personality because he can’t find any other high to replace it.

Bid him farewell at the doorway once again, poor shy fellow. There he goes again, leaving with another naive muse. Stand there by the doorway, knowing that neither of them will ever know true love, because your beloved refuses to change. Stand there, knowing that when he comes home again, and it will be your arms not her’s that he will look for. You will accept him again, and again, but then you will be the one who has to lay him down to lie alone with his thoughts because you cannot change him. His fault is his person, not your care.

You are too kind to your beloved, but what else can you do? Kindness is the only thing that will stop him from snuffing out his own lights. Stand there knowing that he will rot in his own loneliness, and you will watch because you cannot change anything, only offer kindness. He is a loner with many friends, but you are his best. So why can’t you change anything? Why do you only offer kindness… Why can’t you save him…


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1 month ago
P.1 Mrs. Pomp typing a Tumblr ask on her green tablet, there is an arm sticking out of the red shoe. She is mildly frowning. The Tumblr ask is submitted user, “the-glam-slipper” and says, “Billy should get a lesson on how to develop healthy emotional connections with people.”  P.2 Joe is reacting to the ask on his computer in a dark room, his face is his usual squinted eyes look with no legible emotion. He types a response, “Yup.”

Beershine intervention. Original image under the cut ↓

The original Tumblr interaction. The original asker was “namae-s,” and the original responder was, “nopanamanan.”

New relationship chart, chat.

New Relationship Chart, Chat.

“It’s not that hard,” Joe said, “Just talk to him, you’ll get along you’re both smart,” he said. “It’ll be funny,” he said. Baldina doesn’t believe him so Joe decides to strike up conversation with Billy just to show her how easy it is to talk to people if you put up an entertaining front. Little did both of them know, it would be way too easy for Joe… More than Joe was socially prepared for. Baldi isn’t getting involved in any interpersonal drama, Mrs. Pomp is there for moral support. She’s the only one with common sense, I think. She loses her temper at both of them, but it’s because she care for both of their well-being. Everytime any one of them do something stupid, another curl gets straightened.

[p.1]


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1 month ago
A parody of “FLIRT BACK GODDAMN IT” “HOW” meme.  P.1 Baldina yelling at Joe: FLIRT BACK GODDAMN IT Joe is coiling back, he is intimidated by her. He is wide-eyed and is sweating a bit.  P.2 Close-up shot of Joe’s face, he is intimidate: HOW
The original “FLIRT BACK GODDAMN IT” “HOW” meme.

Joedina nation rise for the princess and the groom. A tasty treat for @pokaww @roxyteal because we are the only Joedina shippers who exist ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶


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1 month ago

Going through that phase of post-vent where it’s “My feelings must be profitable to be worth keeping 🥱”


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1 month ago
Tiktok screenshot parody. There’s a comment that says, “I’m so tired of white people I swear to god.” The response video is Joe staring at thed camera wide eyed in a dark room. His eyes are red and sore, his nose is abit red too. He looks like he’s been crying alot. A single tear falls down from his right eye.  There is an instagram style caption that says, “I’m not even fucking white.”  Joe’s Tiktok pfp is from the Beershine mpreg comic by Floor Orange Juice
The original Tiktok screenshot of “I’m so tired of white people I swear to god”

Don’t worry about the alt text.


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1 month ago

mr bambi here, stop talking about malware

nah, she’s cool.


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1 month ago
Thank U Lord For The Sign

Thank u Lord for the sign


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1 month ago

Sorry for taking so long to answer your ask. I enjoyed the WIP.

LMAO IT'S FINE I ALREADY FINISHED ANYWAYS😭🙏


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1 month ago

Like, seeiously, I don’t get it. First of all, it’s NISSAN. Second of all, it’s A CAR. Just ride a bike, you live in Lithuania, don’t worry about the ice, that’s normal. Slip an dfall on ice with your bike wheels, that’s a Baltic spirit (I’m lying, it’s not icy in Lithuania right now :^( in fact it is quite hot).

Remember when Billy maxxed out his credit card, I remmeber that, I was there when it happened, I watched him max that thing on gambling machines. We watched the white ball go spinny spin.


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1 month ago

Remember when Billy maxxed out his credit card, I remmeber that, I was there when it happened, I watched him max that thing on gambling machines. We watched the white ball go spinny spin.


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1 month ago

I found even more stuff, if you like reading other people’s conversation’s I found and old conversation about Captain Gonzalo travelling to Belerus ←(this is a hyperlink! I even gave it pretty colours. Please click on it!)

I Found Even More Stuff, If You Like Reading Other Peoples Conversations I Found And Old Conversation
I Found Even More Stuff, If You Like Reading Other Peoples Conversations I Found And Old Conversation
I Found Even More Stuff, If You Like Reading Other Peoples Conversations I Found And Old Conversation

I’ve also found a comic about Shy Worker, human designs for Gaming Computer & BETA 2.43 (wow, I really hope you remember these guys,mit’s been a long time since I talked about them), half-octopus Gonzalo.

《Funfact: “Frederick” is not Shy Worker’s official name, but it became so popular that other people started using it. Using the name, Frederick, optional!》 Personally, I don’t use it but I think it’s cute how it happened.

Ancient Design By Bip, I Will Love You Forever.
Ancient Design By Bip, I Will Love You Forever.

Ancient ⏰ design by Bip, I will love you forever.

MY GOD HOW WONDERFUL


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1 month ago

Names of scam accounts

A post compiling assorted names from scammers running medical,vet bills,and insulin scams, and more. All names listed here have been recorded from confirmed scam accounts, often hidden in multicolored text. These names are likely stolen off real people who are now being impersonated. Please make sure you haven’t sent money to these names from accounts that are relatively new. These may also appear in other scams.

This update is a WIP so it will regularly update.

Lucymkira | Steve mwit | AGNES KEBWARO | Mwanasiti Heri | Stella Sipeto | sophia magubo | Martin Gomba | Sarah Migiro | Luciana |

Names used in scams pretending to be in Palestine:

Rawan Abu'M (this name is impersonating a real person from a legitimate GoFundMe.) | maryline Otieno | Nicholas Ochieng | Jeff Owino | Grahy Marwa | Taheera Abdallah | Gloria Naomi | Amisi Twaleh | Salima Abdallah | Aisha Mahmood | Remmy Cheptau | Newton ombogo | Godwin Okoth | AHMED SHIMBIR | Wafula Valentine | Rahwan AbdiMahady (same reason as the above; Impersonating a name from a legitimate GoFundMe.) | Nada'r Ab hussein | DIANA MUTENYO | Hakim Malfadho | Leila Rajab | Elizabeth Omasete | George Ochieng | Cecil Wangila | Leila Rajab | Emmily Kimesis | hezron onyango | christine wambura | princereinhard baraka | Iyvon Wabuyele | Wafula Valentine | Raobh Tingo | Sophia Magubo | Sharon Opiyo | Nada,r Ab'r Hus'sein | Jared Orwa | Zalka Yusuf | Khriytine wambura | Ann Stephen | Niva Wangila | Dorine nanjala | Taheera Mohammed | Dorine nanjala | Jastus Kimanzi | Paul Sila | Sussy Wamela | Mwanasiti Heri | Emily Mwelu | Hakim Abdi | Rasher Onchweri


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1 month ago
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1 month ago

Reminder: We could’ve called it “Bloe.”

Had a conversation with a friend about what the pairing name for Joe and Billy would be… The most sensical and basic answer would be “Jolly” (first syllable of Joe + last syllable of Billy), it’s cute but it was such an easy answer. Some other considerations were: DrunkenGears, Alcohol on Wheels, Bloe, Drunk-Driving, D.U.I

Anyways we ended up going with “Beershine” (Joe likes drinking Moonshine, Billy likes drinking Beer), but also Jolly is cute… So now we’re holding a poll to see what gets picked…


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1 month ago
Joedina Is My Favourite GL Manga
Joedina Is My Favourite GL Manga
Joedina Is My Favourite GL Manga
Joedina Is My Favourite GL Manga

Joedina is my favourite GL manga ♥︎


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1 month ago
I Have A File In Pixel Studio Titled, Joedina Propaganda.

I have a file in Pixel Studio titled, “Joedina Propaganda.”


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