You Guys Dont Believe Me But I Assure You That Joe Is Filipino.

You guys don’t believe me but I assure you that Joe is Filipino.

“Okay, but why does he look like that,” Filipinos are famously known for actually being a mishmash of different countries. We are country salad drowned in white dressing.

“Why does he have a British accent?” it seems you are not familiar with the infamous phenomena where Filipinos for some reason will just… Develop British accents… Therefore, it is still possible for him to be Filipino.

“I thought you said he was French,” the me of the past was in denial, do not believe her words.

purple

igor

Here is your Purple and Igor!! I think they have very cute designs, hope you like these cute drawings too :^)

since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"

“man ur such a pussy” null says to me. i laugh. “well,” i begin, looking up at him and popping the collar of my green sweater, “like they say,” everyone waits in anticipation, “u are what u eat.” null gets hit with a chair and begins to explode, the crowd cheers, obama is there,

I be real with you guys, I don’t resonate with my profile. I think Joe needs to look worse.

CHAT, WE WIN!!! BALDINA NATION WINS!!! Putting the W in Women. Amen 🙏

This calls for a celebratory animation!! It’s on Youtube unlisted because I’m having difficulty uploding video on Tumblr.

FINAL ROUND - Sea, Poetry, Blade

With the end of the second BBAU tourney, we have our winner!

Love her or hate her, Baldina 📓 reigns supreme!!

Tourney bracket chart.

Full rankings. All characters are sorted based on the % they earned during their last round in the tourney. If more than one share the same number, they then share the placements. Mikkie 🦿 is at the bottom because he didn't have any pre-existing matchups before round 2, so it was his round 1.

Baldina 📓 (round final: 48.6%)

Denied 🦈 (round final: 40.5%)

Frances 🗡️ (round final: 10.8%)

Carl 🌮 (round 2: 38.5%)

Juan 👓 (round 2: 36.8%)

Michael 🐍 & Taffy 🎤 (round 1: 48.1%)

Matchabun 🐇 (round 1: 46.4%)

Alien King 👾 (round 1: 14.3%)

Wildy 🆗 (round 1: 10.3%)

Mikkie 🦿 (round 2: 10%, no pre-existing matchups)

Thank you to everyone who participated, voted, shared, rooted for certain characters, and so on!

Thoughts are in the Read More!

Woman win. Women keep winning. Failgirl became Girlboss. She is the hashtag #Queen. Have you memorized your poetry lately? YOU BETTER!!!

All jokes aside, this was great. I honestly don't mind Denied losing in the end. He had a good run! Second place is easily better than last.

I'm considering doing yet another tourney like this one, but with everyone again, and then some (NOT ANYTIME SOON DON'T GET EXCITED). ScoreCount maxes out at 32, so I could bite the bullet and do that. Would mean finding a Baldi replacement (🥁), as well as nine more entrants. Oh God, that's so many...

Maybe like. Nicholas. Spoopier. Eddy. Axel. (shuffles index cards) Uhhhh Maldo? Time? Max? Karen? Or maybe more of the newer guys. Like uhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHH oh God who is there, fuck, I'm not well-versed in those fangames. Leave suggestions if you want!!!

And by fangames, I do mean completed and shared mods. WIPs that never get released won't qualify, sorry.