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BBAU doodles in my math notebook, I forgot they were here. (feat. shitty language skills)
Due to recent events, a few things have been changes.
Thought I was just writing funny cynical satire poking fun at uncomon & common tropes of fan-interpretations. But then I realised alot of the behaviours I ended up giving them to fit the satire just turned into real mental illness. You know what they say, “Write what you know.” Then why is there a 4chan user; and maladaptive-daydreaming-talks-to-drywall-guy sitting in my cast list.
@that-there-is-a-wierd0 I know you were joking with that one drawing but you could not be any closer to the truth 😭 I got asked on Twitter to make a relationship chart and this is what I got.
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@lewisfunks @floororangejuice This is me when I see bikini dollex yuri compilation…
“W pervert women” is legitimately the funniest shit i’ve ever read
pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago
my biggest red flag is that im a lesbian who likes boobs and whenever im watching a show with obvious fanservice and all the girls have their massive tits hanging out of their bras being held together by string, my first reaction isnt to go "god im so tired of all this oversexualization of women". i go WOOOOO BOOBIES !!!!!!!!!
Happy 4/20 Day
I didn’t have time to do lineart, so I just rendered the sketch. I think the shoddiness of the drawing is fitting for the context though… Don’t smoke guys, bad for health.
just gonna start killing people i dont find funny
BALDINASWEEP!!! 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
FRENCH FRY THE NATION, TURN THE TABLES, SWARM THE SHELVES. NO MATTER WHAT WE WILL FIGHT FOR OUR FAILGIRL!! ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
Baldi’s Basics Fangame Tourney 2 - ROUND 1
Rules and etc:
Vote for who you WANT to win, not who WOULD win! Polls last one (1) week!
My vote is going to be for a friend who isn’t on Tumblr
All entrants were randomly selected for their brackets, so it’s anyone’s game
Single elimination! If they’re out, they’re OUT!
In order to see their fights, you must use your imagination
REBLOGS are appreciated, help me spread the word!!
Anyway
ROUND 1 - The Bottom Eleven
Full round list | Bracket setup
I have no idea how to post here, do the posts in communities also upload to the blog??? How do you even post in Tumblr communities???
Anyway, here’s a compilation of all the fake BBAU tweets. The one with Billy’s son is honestly inaccurate when I think about it, I think it should be Andrew and Baldi (mathematics teacher) because the personality suits them but does Baldi even know what sex is??? I think Billy is the only one who could make that kind of joke but also I don’t think he has the insanity to say it outloud, especially in a classroom.
BALDINA SWEEP SUCCESFUL!!! LET’S GO, GIRL. NOW GET THAT HAND CRIPPLE NEXT!! (lighthearted joke)
Help my phone is blowing up
Anyway round 1 of the 2nd BBAU fighting tourney has just ended. Here's the contestants moving onto the next round!:
Juan 👓 (53.6%) Denied 🦈 (89.7%) Baldina 📓 (85.7%) Carl 🌮 (51.9%) Frances 🗡️ (51.9%) Mikkie 🦿 (N/A)
Everyone will get a day off to recooperate. Then, the next round will begin! Stay tuned!
Tourney bracket chart, updated!
NOOOOO SHE’S LOSING… MY FAILGIRL IS FAILING 💔💔💔 The vote is 6 - 7, we only need 2 more votes to beat Carl. Can we get an amen???
Baldi’s Basics Fangame Tourney 2 - ROUND 2
Rules and etc:
Vote for who you WANT to win, not who WOULD win! Polls last one (1) week!
My vote is going to be for a friend who isn’t on Tumblr
Single elimination! If they’re out, they’re OUT!
In order to see their fights, you must use your imagination
REBLOGS are appreciated, help me spread the word!!
Anyway
ROUND 2 - Mikkie Joins The Fray
Full round list | Bracket setup
CHAT, IT’S 50% WE’RE SLOWLY REBOUNDING… THANK YOU, KIND STRANGER!!!
Baldi’s Basics Fangame Tourney 2 - ROUND 2
Rules and etc:
Vote for who you WANT to win, not who WOULD win! Polls last one (1) week!
My vote is going to be for a friend who isn’t on Tumblr
Single elimination! If they’re out, they’re OUT!
In order to see their fights, you must use your imagination
REBLOGS are appreciated, help me spread the word!!
Anyway
ROUND 2 - Mikkie Joins The Fray
Full round list | Bracket setup
I’ll be honest, chat. I don’t think we can win against Denied. Roxy did three months of propaganda and campaigning for Denied, so gg sharkboy and failgirl — ignore the Japanese man.
Baldi’s Basics Fangame Tourney 2 - FINAL ROUND
Rules and etc:
Vote for who you WANT to win, not who WOULD win! Polls last one (1) week!
My vote is going to be for a friend who isn’t on Tumblr
Single elimination! If they’re out, they’re OUT!
In order to see their fights, you must use your imagination
REBLOGS are appreciated, help me spread the word!!
Anyway
FINAL ROUND - Sea, Poetry, Blade
Full round list (u r here) | Bracket setup
