Hes So Pretty

He’s so pretty

lmao, I have an idea for desperate Scogan shippers who feel left out after the D&W movie 😋

edit: get ready, cause I bash off a lot of fucking walls AKA get sidetracked. Badly.

So uh— 💥boosh💥💥💥 it’s like- X-men 97/movieverse based & some child/younger character who Logan or Scott are very close to (ima’ make it baby Nathan here) has been either snatched up by some interdimensional force or just the T.V.A felt a little too silly, sent some trigger happy arseholes to look at the timeline, pruned them (the child) like a fucking weed, so either way, all three of them end up the Voidtm & Scott + Logan have to go find & save the kid.

so yeah, these idiots are running around, going along their ~merry~ way while bickering & being petty to each other until, by one way or another, someone reaches their boiling point. (Preferably, I’d want it to be Scott bc character’s-composure-breaks arc my beloved 😛🤌❤️) Which means:

✨Honda Odyssey scene✨

(& for the people who are prolly like “wait, how would we image the rawness of that scene if Scott doesn’t have insane abilities like Deadpool????” And to that I go: idk either image them mid-fight being like “uuuuh- this is gonna get bad sooo- safeword?????” or maybe just make up that earlier -whether before the kidnapping or just a bit 🤏 before the Void- Scott got hit with a (convenient) macguffin that fundamentally gave him the same powers AKA regeneration abilities as Wade & by the time him & Logan are in the Voidtm, he’s still trying to figure out how tf to get used to this, just thinking: “HOW THE FUCK DOES LOGAN LIVE LIKE THIS????????!?!??!?????” & when the blessed in-the-Honda✨✨ bit happens, it’s just a bit more vile & also just waaay more morbidly kinky (exc Logan stabs Scott violently in the stomach & -without thinking about it- fucking pulls out with some guts stringing loose, for second is like “oh fuck, that was way to much & Scott is definitely not gonna cope with that well”, only for Scott to laugh manically, shove Logan’s head into the back of the front & say (very deliriously with a shittonne of blood leaking out his nose & mouth (😫*no 🔫🔫*) “come here and do your worst, WOLVERINE“ cut to copious amounts of stabbing, bleeding, rage, extreme screaming, laugher (mostly from a off-the-walls Cyclops) & by the end, some VERY questionable (but still “stress releasing” for those two so ig maybe it’s good?? For them?????? :DDD) noises lol (mostly just them both (*COUGH* *COUGH* SCOTT *EGGMAN DYING NOISES*) saying things like: “show me what your REALLY are” + “come here you little- *gets violently lasered uwu*)))

I’m normal. And a very neat & tidy writer I swear :’3 ✨✨✨🌸💖✨🌸😭💥💥✨

SO, I WENT & SAW DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE…. (!spoilers obvs¡)

First things first, it was (in my opinion) obviously amazing, clever & as funny as always lmao.

but that’s not what I’m here to talk about (if you want a better review, go look for other people bc I can’t rlly say anything >_>)

no, what I’m here to talk about is that before I went & saw the movie, I watched the original X-men film, hyperfixation kicked in, & I made a Wolverine fankid, a young girl who was a clone of his dna…

…

WHAT THE FUCK-

THEY EVEN HAVE A SIMILAR ‘GIRLY’ LOOKING KIDS ITEM WHAT-

stupid gow! A.U’s #1:

A.U where Atreus is constantly wearing this t-shirt:

"What's the wind resistance on those blowjob handles?"

Currently imagining Megatron x human smut but like- Megs’ spike is obvs way too large to fit inside their partner so sexy time is basically just our big tyrannical warlord grinding themself against their human lovers lower regions. But the funny thing is, it’s MEGATRON who’s acting needy & pathetic while doing this like- he’s grinding up & down, thrusting forward & back trying to release their pent up charge but they can never quite do it & it’s extremely frustrating bc Megatron knows they can’t breach the human’s ass or valve or else it will hurt them. And it is utterly infuriating but still an absolute turn on which makes the whole thing even worse for Megs’ lol.

bnnhbg bonus points for if the human lover is absolutely revelling in the way their normally proud & dominant warlord is currently almost bursting at the seems + maybe adding to it by rubbing their thighs along the spike or tracing a hand delicately up up up towards the tip, pressing a thumb right in then promptly swiping back their hand before Megs’ can overload, much to the added fury & dismay of said mecha ;)).