Yknow How Angel Carries & Sets Down Charles On The Table Thingy During X-men: Apocalypse??? Obviously

Y’know how Angel carries & sets down Charles on the table thingy during X-men: Apocalypse??? Obviously Charles would have protested to this so- cursed idea. While everything else in the plot was going on, En Su babafcs can’t & won’t spell this fucker’s name servants(????:/) were spending a good 30 to 45-ish minutes trying to wrangle/pick up a desperate & unwilling Charles as he wriggles & claws his way out of their grasps again & again & again, then trying (hopelessly but still trying) to crawl away, obvsly not getting far, whole process repeats.

And by that I mean, one of them very begrudgingly tries to pick up & carry Charles, Charles struggles using upper body strength none of them rlly accounted for lmao + hitting, scratching, yelling & even resorting to biting quite early on. Lots of (frankly feral) biting.

Apocalypse may have had to use his powers to force Charles to calm down bc holy shit does this lil’ psychic squirm ANGRILY wth

safe to say, Angel really did not want to be the one to carry them all the way into the pyramid :)).

Movie! Cherik but the bullet got reflected into Charles eye’s so now he’s blind. Ye angsty angst for that but also. Bonus points if due to lots of fighting &/or whatever other revolutionary stuff the Brotherhood do, Erik has started to go deaf 🙃.

lalalala,,,,, Cherik cigarettes kiss,,,,,, lalalala~~~

something something vampire! Jean x insomniac! Storm (w/ dumbass vampire! Scott x werewolf! Logan in the background he) 😀✨✨

stupid Marvel comics! A.U idea were (in a universe where Charles does have (cough working on dcries) relationships with his children & they’re all starting to get to know each other. Awkwardly but still lol) thru chaotic super-powerful! villain bullshit (or jst the universe deciding to take a piss), Charles is turned into a baby, so David, Xandra & Charles ll (w/ baby! Charles also there) have to band together & go on a wacky crack-treated-somewhat-seriously adventure across the universe to find the shithead villain who did this and force them to turn Charles back. ,,,,They do not think to inform the X-men on what has happened to Charles nor do they think to give them ANY sort of goodbye or heads up before they leave. Obviously the X-men are panicking like mad but the real problem is that the Brotherhood also have no idea what’s going on. So (w/ all the other problems seeping thru the cracks of the Xavier kids poorly thought out plan) Erik decides to take matters into his own hands & starts tracking them down, thinking they have something to do with Charles sudden disappearance. And. Well, yeah, he’s right but it’s not what everyone thinks it is & as you can image, the total lack of information results in a-lot more hassle + tomfuckery than the kids wanted.

(+ their asses do NOT know shit about how to actually care for a baby lmaoooo)

A.U where when Sinister still had the real Jean captured, knowing what Madelyne would choose as her villain name once it was time, decided with his fucked sense of humour to *cough* make some changes to Jean’s…..everything.

months later, when Morph went to answer the mansion’s door, they would then proceed to turn around with their arms full holding a scroungy looking pint sized thing. A strange little humanoid with big, frankly stupid looking ears, pale red-peach skin & a rats-nest head of bright auburn hair….

Rightfully so, the mansion is filled with various confused sounding yells & screams of, put simply. WTF.

…hours later, a poor stoopid looking sized gfgffgwwvGHFGVV I CANT- scrambled Jean would wake up in the medbay, feeling wrong, panic horrendously & leap off the bed onto one of the nearby tables, Hank & Logan both trying frantically to calm her down as more chemicals & other safety warrants are continued to be knocked off the surface by Jean’s fur-tipped tail what— & then, though extremely shellshocked & internally suffering, Jean tries to get something, any sort of words back out. But uh, yeah Sinister might have also changed a- bbgbg few ways on how her speech now works. Specifically what would of been “oh my- you- Logan, I need to get to Scott, their- their in danger and I need-d to- oh mY AUUU—-“ now sounds like- “ho,,, ym,,- uoy- nagol,,,, í deen ot teg,, ot ttocs,, rieth,,- rieth ni regnad dna ì,,, deeņ,-ņņ,,, ot- ho yMH ŲŲŲ—-“

hehe, Jean will suffer. Suffer as a fucked up Frankenstein-looking handbag that grew arms, legs n hair :)