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Jeff the Killer: He’s two years older than his brother, and he was fifteen whenever he killed their father and took off with Liu, which makes him twenty-one now.

BEN Drowned: He’s fifteen, one of the youngest in Slender Manor.

Eyeless Jack: He’s immortal. He was only eighteen when he died, so technically he still is, at least in human form. 

Kagekao: He was cursed from the time he was born, though he only stopped physically aging when he turned twenty.

Hoody: He’s twenty-five; old enough to be mature and make responsible decisions, yet young enough to be physically fit, which is the main reason he was made head proxy.

Masky/Tim: Only one year older than Brian, Tim is twenty-six.

Sally: She’s still a child, and will always be a child. Physically, she’s eight, but because of all the trauma she’s been exposed to at such a young age, she isn’t ignorant to the world’s horrors, making her seem mentally older than she actually is at times. 

Ticci-Toby: He’s now twenty, which means he was seventeen when he was made a proxy.

X-Virus: Cody is sixteen. He was pretty young when he became a Creepypasta, being only twelve at the time.

Clockwork: Natalie is eighteen, even though she acts like she’s an angsty preteen.

Jane: Ironically, she’s the same age as Jeff, which she very much dislikes, because that means she can’t put up the argument that she’s older and therefore wiser. He can’t either, though.

Homicidal Liu: He was merely thirteen when Jeff snapped and they ran away from the law together, and that would make him nineteen now.

Sully: Since he’s a separate identity from Liu, he of course has his own age, origin, and appearance. He claims to be twenty-four years old.

Bloody Painter: He’s twenty-nine, though has the mindset of a very calm and sensible forty-year-old. 

Zero: Alice was thirteen when Zero took over, now she’s kinda-sorta immortal? She ages one year in every five years, so if she was still a normal human, she’d be in her thirties, but she’s only seventeen.

Smile Dog: He’s pretty old, and is also immortal, being about forty years old. He looks like a nearly-grown puppy, though, despite his terrifying size.

Grinny Cat: Same as Smile; he’s immortal, and around a hundred years old.

Slenderman: He’s been around since earth was created. He’s definitely the oldest Creep to ever live.

Hey there, sorry for my brief absence. I’ve been sick lately and still trying to recover. Lemme make it up to you with some Hoodie s\o headcanons.

Hoodie with a s/o (OLD)

-Before the whole thing with Alex and the Operator happened, Brian was a very lovable guy.

-He was nice and respectful to people, so he had a lot of friends. He was also pretty popular in high school and college.

-He definitely got a lot of attention from girls, but only had two or three girlfriends throughout a span of several years. He was the type of guy that only got into a relationship if he thought it would last a while and that both him and the girlfriend in question would be dedicated to making it work.

-When he turned into Hoodie, thankfully, he wasn’t in a relationship, so he didn’t have to worry about watching her and making sure nobody hurt her.

-Now, he has a hard exterior and keeps his feelings to himself, so it takes a lot to get him to open up to someone.

-When he met you, it brought back tons of memories of how he used to live, and as a result, was drawn to you in a way he’d never experienced, before.

-As previously stated, he hides his emotions well and doesn’t open up to anyone, so it wasn’t obvious he liked you, but he still did small gestures like laying a hand on your shoulder, subconsciously brushing against you, keeping an eye on you from the other side of a room, especially if you were talking to one of the guys and he sensed they were trying to win you over.

-It wasn’t until you got into a dangerous situation and almost died, (the two of you were paired up for a mission and you got pushed and almost fell out of a window three stories off the ground) that he saved you, killed the man, and pulled you in for a terrified but relieved hug, murmuring things like, “Don’t scare me like that, again” and “I’m so glad you’re okay”.

-It really worried him, especially since he had already lost almost everyone he cared about, and if you died, he wouldn’t know what to do. 

-Not long after you got back to the Manor and you and Hoodie were alone, he took his mask off in front of you for the first time and finally revealed to you how he felt, knowing something could happen to you and he may never get another chance to tell you how much you meant to him.

-After you confessed to him, too, he was happy, which is a feeling he didn’t experience often. He pulled you in for a tender kiss, and his whole body started tingling, but in a good way.

-Now that you two are a couple, he’s grown more protective of you than he previously was, before. He doesn’t get jealous easily, but when he does he ends up standing behind you in an attempt to intimidate the other guy, and once that’s over with, he’ll bring you to his room for cuddles to remind you that you’re his.

-It isn’t that he doesn’t trust you to be loyal, it’s that he doesn’t trust the other people in the Manor to stay away. Sometimes he even gets wary around Masky, which is saying something because he and Masky are close friends.

-He makes sure to show you at least some amount of affection each day, whether it’s a hug, holding your hand, wrapping an arm around you or a quick kiss. He wants you to know he loves you.

-And if he gets sent on a mission for several days at a time? He misses you so much, and when he finally gets back home he will keep his arms around you until you make it to either your or his room, then he’ll take off his mask and pepper you in desperate kisses before pulling you onto a bed and cuddling until you’re both asleep.

-He doesn’t seem like it, but Brian is a very soft person when it comes to you, and he will show you a side of him that even he wasn’t sure existed anymore. 

-He would give his life in a heartbeat if it meant you would be safe and unharmed. He’s a very determined and protective boyfriend, and he never wants to see you get hurt.

-He tells you how beautiful and amazing you are all the time, and how you make him feel like he did, before.

-He’s grateful beyond what you know to have you. You give him a reason to live, a face to come home to, a sense of normalcy in his screwed-up life.

-His favorite places to kiss you are your nose, your hand, and your lips. 

-He would never betray you. You’re the only stable thing in his whole existence, and he wouldn’t ever hurt you in any way. Even if Slenderman told him to. He would refuse and either be severely punished if he got lucky, or killed, but he wouldn’t care. He is the epitome of a faithful boyfriend.

-You’re the purest, most innocent person in his eyes, and he tries to shelter you from the horrors of his job, even your own job, but he knows he can’t do much when it comes to that. He has tasks to complete, you have tasks to complete. But that doesn’t mean he likes it that way.

-He wishes he could give you a normal life. He wishes the two of you could buy a nice house somewhere in the country, get married, have a family. But he knows that could never happen. The two of you are too closely linked to Slenderman and the other Pastas.

-He wouldn’t want to bring kids into this twisted reality. But if he ever had kids, he’s always wanted three in total; two girls and one boy. 

-If you both lived a normal life, he’d be a great family man. A terrific father, the perfect husband. What more could a girl ask for?

-On the off chance that you cheated on him, he would be sad. Disappointed. But he’d also forgive you and welcome you back with open arms, just as long as you promised not to do it, again. You mean too much to him for him to just let you go.

-Rest assured he’d get his revenge on the guy you cheated on him with, though. And don’t try to stop him. His mind is made up.

-Brian is a fantastic boyfriend, though, especially considering all he’s been through and the circumstances you both are in. You definitely mean a lot to him, you’re his rock, his stability, his comfort. And he couldn’t be more thankful.

So I searched up Marble Hornets and this was a result. My brain can’t comprehend it.

Like seriously... what.

everybody’s a critic

X-Virus headcanons please

This got pretty long whoops-

More X-Virus headcanons (OLD)

-Cody remembers everything about his past but chooses not to think about it.

-If he did, he’d get sad and really angry, and likely disappear for several days creating new, deadly viruses.

-But it’s not as if he doesn’t do that, already.

-His “Lab”, as he likes to call it, is one of the only rooms that the rest of the Creeps are absolutely forbidden to go into without permission, especially if they don’t have proper safety gear.

-Viruses run so rampantly in there, even though all of them are in vials and different containers stored at freezing temperatures, if one were to walk inside without wearing a hazmat suit, they’d probably be dead in under a week. 

-Maybe two, if they’re lucky.

-That is also why Cody is one of Slenderman’s most important workers. If he needs someone taken out fairly quick but wants them to suffer, Cody is the one he calls to do the job.

-But of course, he doesn’t release his viruses out on the world. He kidnaps the person in question and keeps them inside his Lab, injecting them with whatever his boss wants him to use to kill them.

-Yes, it sounds brutal, and it really is, but aren’t all of the Creeps at least to some extent?

-Cody takes his work very seriously and is always proud of a new, successful sickness he made, and if anyone in the Manor would be willing to listen, he would definitely tell them about it, down to the very last detail.

-Sure, he’s tried talking to Sally about them, although she was either too distracted with playing with her toys or just got a little unnerved and didn’t want to hear the rest.

-If you were to meet Cody out on the streets randomly, you would never guess that someone so young, with his endearing personality, (weird and annoying, according to others), would not only be a serial killer but also have their very own lab where they create viruses capable of wiping out entire countries. 

-Though he may seem clumsy and careless at times, Cody is very cautious when working with his creations. He isn’t stupid, he knows what they can and will do to the human race, including himself, so he takes great care in dealing with them. 

-When Cody was a child, his mother was on drugs and couldn’t be there for him, so he was taken to a foster home of sorts, where he stayed for a whole year before switching over to another one.

-His foster parents were a married couple who treated him and another kid who temporarily lived there, a little girl named Trixie, very poorly. 

-They would yell and curse at them, lock them inside their rooms, not give them any supper for sometimes days in a row, and even threw them outside to fend for themselves at night a couple of times.

-Since Trixie was the only other kid there, they were able to strike up a friendship and bond over the mutual hate they had for the foster parents. Though one day, Cody woke up and she was gone. He had asked his “mother” about it and she only told him that Trixie was taken away.

-This saddened him, but not long after that, he was sent to yet another foster home, this one even worse than the last one, for a couple of years until he was adopted by a scientist.

-In an effort to get to know his new father, he took up his interests and soon made them his own, learning things about certain chemicals, viruses, tools used to mix such things.

-But then his father, Wilson, was murdered out of the blue and suddenly, Cody was being called on by Slenderman. 

-His close friendship with Sally likely stems from his past friendship with Trixie, because Sally reminds him of her and he sees her as a little sister of sorts.

-Even though he talks a lot with the little ghost girl, he still gets very lonely without friends his age and, perhaps most of all, a companion. Whether it be strictly a work partner or a romantic partner, he would be happy with either.

-Talking to himself is not an uncommon occurrence; he often does it to encourage himself, talk down to himself, or just express his thoughts verbally because he needs to vent, even if it is just to one of his victims or his wall.

-Cody has had a very difficult life which, again, is why he doesn’t like to think about it. It would take someone he’s exceedingly close to in order to get him to open up to them about his past, and since almost nobody in the Manor cares to be his friend, he doesn’t have to worry about it.

-The little cinnamon roll just needs some love every once in a while but no one will provide it :(

-He’s very touch-starved, so any amount of affection given to him will be greatly appreciated.

-Would definitely be big on cuddles in a relationship, and squeeze hugs from the back would be a favorite of his. 

-He sometimes goes to hide in a tree and watches couples walking through the park in envy and sadness. He doesn’t think he would ever be able to be loved. Nearly everyone thinks he’s a freak, anyway. 

-Please someone give this poor boy a hug, he needs it. Like desperately.

-His favorite food is probably quesadillas, but he loves spaghetti, too. Sadly though, he hasn’t had either in a while, mostly cause he can’t cook to save his life and nobody will make it for him. Jane only makes food for Thanksgiving and Christmas.

-His room has scientist books, notepads, and clothes scattered everywhere. But who cares? It’s not like anyone but him goes inside. 

-He has insomnia badly, so he runs off of maybe five-six hours of sleep every two nights. He’s gotten used to it, though. 

-He sometimes wishes he had a pet, like a bunny or a hamster, but he’d be too busy to take care of and give it the love it needs. At least, that’s what he’s convinced himself.

-Cody, along with Jeff, BEN, Sully, and Zero, is one of the most obnoxious Pastas in the Manor according to the others. But he doesn’t try to be, he just wants to make a friend. He’s stopped trying to communicate with people though, because he always just gets irritated looks, and insulting comments whenever he says something. 

-”Maybe I’m just better off alone, after all...”

Creepypastas & Thanksgiving (OLD)

Jeff: Thanksgiving used to be a big deal for him and his family; his mother and grandmother would cook the dinner, his cousins, uncles, and aunts would come over and visit. It was basically a big family reunion, second only to Christmas. Now he doesn’t really care about it, but if someone makes some food he will likely join in and eat.

Liu: It brings back bitter-sweet memories for him, but he tries to stay positive throughout the day, mostly distracting himself with playing board games, scribbling random things in his notebook. He wished the holiday didn’t even exist.

Sully: He doesn’t give a shit- so what, a day dedicated to eating a bunch of food? Okay, what’s so special about that? Sure, he would eat some turkey if you brought it to the doorstep (I mean, who’s gonna refuse that?) but he wouldn’t go out of his way to go and make a plate.

EJ: Thanksgiving? Doesn’t appeal to him, it’s just another Thursday. He doesn’t eat human food, remember? He will be sick for a week if he tries. Organs are the only thing on his menu.

Sally: She really likes this holiday. It was a big thing in her family, like Jeff’s and Liu’s, and being a kid having growth spurts, she ate a lot. Now that she’s a ghost, she can’t ever get full from eating too much, but she also isn’t particularly hungry. She will still eat some cranberry sauce and mashed potatoes, though.

Cody: He absolutely loves Thanksgiving and will 100% go out of his way to steal all of the ingredients required for a big meal, just as long as he doesn’t have to cook it himself. He has no skills in the kitchen whatsoever.

LJ: Isaac would celebrate it with his family, so he had to take notice of it, but now? He gets extra depressed whenever it rolls around. Then again, it doesn’t take a lot to make this clown depressed, so it’s not really a surprise.

Jane: She likes it fine. She’s almost forced every year by Cody and Sally to cook dinner, and with the help of Brian she succeeds each time. 

Tim: Yeah, he likes Thanksgiving. It’s probably his favorite holiday. Although he tells himself constantly he has nothing to be thankful for...unless he counts not being dead.

Brian: Yes, yes, yes. Jane’s planning on cooking and needs help? Count him in. He’s always loved Thanksgiving, since he was a kid. It’s one of the few times that he allows himself to be more open about his emotions, even though most can’t tell because of his mask.

BEN: He loves food, so of course Thanksgiving is a-go every year. It gives him a chance to feel somewhat human again, and he savors that feeling. Whatever Cody can’t get from a store, BEN will gather from the internet.

Natalie: It’s alright. She’ll eat when someone makes it, but she won’t contribute to helping. It isn’t that important to her. 

Zero: Yeah, she’s like Natalie, she just doesn’t really care, but she also won’t just outright refuse to be a part of it. It’s free food that she didn’t have to make herself. Why not join in?

Helen: He thinks it’s a perfect time to let his artistic nature shine through. The pretty leaves, the bare trees. Amazing for paintings. He also may or may not leave little origami turkeys outside the other’s doors just for the hell of it.

Toby: Meh. It’s meh. He isn’t an obsessive eater by any stretch- in fact, it’s fairly common for him to go three whole days or more without eating anything other than an apple or a bowl of soup. He isn’t in the mind state to care, and he often can’t even tell when his body is hungry, so Thanksgiving is just... meh.

Slenderman: Just another puny human holiday in his mind. Being an otherworldly creature, he doesn’t need to eat anything, so he really doesn’t even try to understand why humans would dedicate an entire day solely to eating food. Humans are weird.

Smile Dog: Leftover turkey for days? Hell yeah. This dog loves all the food he gets, though he doesn’t know why it can’t happen every day. He would personally love to eat a bunch of meat 24\7, straight off the bone.

Random facts about Ben??? 🤔

These got a little depressing, sorry about that lol. My writing has a mind of its own sometimes.

Facts about BEN Drowned (OLD)

He hates water. Like, completely despises it and refuses to get near the stuff.

This, of course, mostly stemmed from his backstory, which is devastating and anger-inducing.

BEN never could swim, and was always shorter than the other kids at his school, so as a result, he was a victim of bullying a lot.

They teased him, made fun of him, humiliated him, and one day he got sick of it.

Since he had a big fascination for video games and the internet overall, he was able to hack into their personal records and change them to read both hilarious and embarrassing things.

When the bullies found out about this and discovered it was BEN who was responsible, they got extremely pissed off and took their revenge.

They hauled him to a nearby river, knowing he had a slight fear of water because of his inability to swim, and chucked him into a particularly deep area, and no matter how much BEN screamed for help and tried to stay afloat, he failed and, as expected, drowned.

Of course, he avenged himself once he came back as a ghost and found out that he was connected to the internet as a whole, and he drove all of them insane, one by one, got into their head, made them suffer like he did.

Most of them killed themselves to get rid of his spirit, but a couple died in their sleep and one walked out in front of a car by accident.

He’s mostly blocked out these experiences and chooses to focus on the current part of his life, not the past, but sometimes it gets to him and he gets all depressed for, sometimes weeks at a time. 

When this happens, his usual witty, smart-alec, and childish demeanor totally dissipates and he becomes more distant, locks himself inside of his office\room moreso than he had already, and either scrolls mindlessly through memes or lays on his bed staring into nothingness.

He’s able to get over it himself most times, mostly by convincing himself his life is better here and the ones responsible for his death did indeed, pay the price. But sometimes an anonymous friend online or one of the Creeps (ex. Jane, Sally) has to talk to him and get him distracted.

He definitely isn’t a favorite among the household, but the more kind-hearted ones don’t like seeing someone so upbeat like BEN get sad and antisocial. It’s a little concerning.

He’s gotten used to dealing with his problems alone since almost no one is willing to back him up and encourage him. It takes a toll him, having things like that creeping around in the back of his mind. His “episodes”, I guess you could say, wouldn’t be as bad if he had somebody to vent to. But he doesn’t. Not really.

He’s one of those that hide their emotions through a forced smile, inappropriate lines, and an immature sense of humor. But everyone has to crumble, eventually.