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So I searched up Marble Hornets and this was a result. My brain can’t comprehend it.

Like seriously... what.

everybody’s a critic

Sokka: It’s not that children make me uncomfortable, it’s just that, why be a dad when you can be a fun uncle? I’ve never heard of anyone rebelling against their fun uncle!

“Never have I ever” Quentin begins, with the deadpan calm that only being Toby’s squire can bestow, “bitten the Luidaeg.”

Toby takes a drink.

August looks stunned while Simon’s eyes widen with growing horror.

May and Tybalt exchange an exasperated glance that says louder than words, “of course she did.”

Toby is already regretting agreeing to this family bonding night.

A Killing Frost spoilers with no context:

double-dating but make it terrible

Etienne hugs, now. He’s a hugger

who’s a good boy girl goblin? Is it Spike? Is it Spike? It is! Yes it is!

competitive liver regrowth

“maybe we can just talk it out?” says Toby, already bleeding

*distant sounds of an otter just biting the shit out of an octopus*

[this is like the third consecutive book I’ve read that’s had a significant moment with soup (chowder is soup); wtf]

Toby literally straight-up stabs herself in the heart

gee, Dianda, why’d your mom let you have TWO trophy husbands?!