Real Convo I Had With A Friend

real convo i had with a friend

(discussing how everything in our play is going wrong)

me: someone said the M word istg

him: ...........motherfucker?

me: no the scottish play idiot

him: OHH

PULITZER AND HEARST, THEY THINK WE'RE NOTHING. ARE WE NOTHING?

im going absolutely feral over this LIKE WHAT IF HE DOES THIS AND THEN CHARLES LIKE KISSES HIS HAND INSTEAD anyway hi im normal how about you guys.

Professionalism

hey so i started doctor who lmao

out of the superwhomerlock combo word, Doctor Who is the only one I haven't watched yet and honestly im a little scared to. i don't know if i can take any more janky 2000s CGI (ik doctor who started earlier but you KNOW what i mean).

In case anyone is having a bad night

(The best of this post and its reblogs, but with links that work)

Here is a website where you can scroll down to all the different levels of the ocean 

Here is a website where you can see the future of the universe (can get a bit bleak just a head’s up!)

Here is a website where you can press a ‘make everything okay’ button, over and over, until things really are okay

Here is a website that you can read if you feel like a burden

Here is a website where you can look at strobe illusions (TW strobe/flashing)

Here is a website where you can cut stuff up (TW blood/sh)

Here and here are websites where you can play with sand

Here is a website where you can draw with macaroni and other fun foods

Here is a website where you can paint someone’s nails

Here is a website where you can grow a garden with emojis

Here is a website with hundreds of videos of people hugging you (rightfully dubbed ‘the nicest place on the internet’ because it really is, y’all, it made me cry)

Here is a website that will take you to other useless websites

Here is a website where you can make a tiny cat play bongo drums (and other instruments!)

Here is a website to help give you gentle reminders <3

Here is a website where you can grow a tiny farm

Here is a website where you can take a bunch of scientific personality tests

Here is a website of calm rain noise

Take a breath. It’s going to be okay, I promise.

we moved on way too quickly from charles and edwin being emotional about seeing their reflections for the first time in like sooo long