Nothing Fills My Heart With More Whimsy And Joy Than When The Singers In The Songs I Listen To Scream

nothing fills my heart with more whimsy and joy than when the singers in the songs i listen to scream their fucking lungs out

words i taught the kid i babysit today:

suffocating (if he puts his head in a plastic bag) collar (on the cat) prosper (when asked what to do in the Catan board game) resin (when asked what that box was) trinket (when asked what i make with resin)

Memorable quotes:

him: kitty !! me: don't scare her him: ok :) RAKLJHDFALDJFGSKDFJG me: wait cat: *goes fucking insane* him: can we have bucatini??? me: how do you even know that word

him: this is Kai the fire ninja me: oooo he has fire powers? him: no. me: oh ok

the only episodes my dad has ever seen of spn is the one where dean gets that amazon lady pregnant and she has a daughter in like two seconds and then the one about nazi necromancers trying to bring back hitler from a pocket watch and i need him to see at least One more episode to prove im normal because what the fuck

i actually felt so bad for crowley when lucifer made him be his dog that was actually so fucked up and twisted

my mom is invested in the plot of supernatural but she hates watching it because it stresses her out and its just funny to see her when she gets home and shes like "what happened with castiel aka lucifer ?" and im like "hes still there but theres God now" and shes like "wow!"

whenever i talk to girls im like o h ........... my gofd hoyl t shit . hi oh my g helo yuore soo ptretry h- and then i die