(LMK)Hao Yang HC's (that Are Technically Just Facts Abt Him Since I Made Him Lmao)

(LMK)Hao Yang HC's (that are technically just facts abt him since I made him lmao)

He has never been with anyone romantically before Wukong! He had no idea what romantic attraction even was until PIF explained it to him

Him and PIF are basically siblings and in certain situations he calls her jiejie and she calls him didi, it's super cute and wholesome but they both won't do it in front of certain people (namely the TLT, since they have reputations to keep and the kids can be RUTHLESS)

Yang sometimes took the time to visit Nezha when he was guarding the map just to check in, Nezha denies this ever happened

His eyes do that thing where if you point a light at them in the dark it looks like they glow and he accidentally spooked Macaque once

Glamoured, he's super short. Like he's taller than MK at most. but completely unglamoured he's taller than everyone, even DBK. Half glamoured he's as tall as Sandy!

He ain't autistic coded. He's just straight up got the tism. And we love him for that 💖

He canNOT see. If it's super bright out, the most he can see is blobs. But if it's dim to pitch black, he can see everything super clear--think like a night vision potion from Minecraft. It works out well for his hatred of overhead lights.

He used to have a habit of biting everything he came across, kinda like how sharks will bite something to see if it's food. Thanks to PIF and Wukong, he grew out of that

Quick Headcanon (season 4 stuff but not angst!)

So Azure is a lion right? A big cat. With claws, probably, and so he has to trim em every once in a while.

I'm picturing wayyyyy back when everyone still got along and yes, they're demons and don't TECHNICALLY HAVE TO CUT THEIR NAILS BUT CMON THIS IS THE FIFTH TIME THIS WEEK HES NICKED YELLOW TUSK ON THE ARM--he is a HAZARD

So the brothers have to chase him down to try and get him to stay still enough so they can cut his claws

At some point Azure runs up a tree but then once he realizes he's in a tree he can't get down and starts panicking

Cue Peng going up to grab him and bring him down again

Then it takes all of their combined strengths to hold him still enough they can finish the mission

He hisses at them and scratches on one of the trees(like a cat tree but y'know. On wood)

That is all :)

Hello, new Anon here!

I just so happen to come across your "x readers" and I wanted to ask if you do Character x Character.

Because if you do may I request a BigBrother!Wukong x LittleBrother!Macaque??(Platonic obviously) could be a hurt/comfort with Macaque being injured or something.

Because as someone who Headcanons them as brothers, I've been starved for content! there is very little content about it, and I can't really seem to find any good platonic fanart/fanfics of them since everything is intended to be shadowpeach (no hate to the ship though! I'm aware that both the ship and the siblings thing is a headcanon)

If you do it I'll be really thankful. Thanks!

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE, TURN IT UP 🤩🤩🤩

"Where'd All the Time Go?" (470 w.c) (PLATONIC SHADOWPEACH ONESHOT)

The Mountain of Flowers and Fruits was a beautiful place that was home to many different creatures. With its many varieties of flora and fauna, anyone was happy to live there. Two of the most notable residents were of course the Handsome Monkey King and the Six Eared Macaque. The two had been good friends since the moment they met, and were close enough that they even called each other brothers. Some described them like the sun and the moon; they were so starkly different, and yet they worked so well together. 

Of course, they had their differences. For instance, Wukong loved warm weather. A cloudless sky over grassy hills to play on. As much as Macaque liked playing too, he preferred to do so in the rain. Cooler temperatures with lots of puddles and frankly, mud to slide on. 

This was one of those days. The morning had been gloomy, and it wasn’t until the early afternoon that the clouds decided to unleash the rain they’d been threatening. Wukong now sat idly in the opening of one of the caves as he watched Macaque hold his tongue out to catch droplets, before laughing and jumping around. A small smile crept onto his face. He hated getting wet; he’d had quite enough water when he jumped through a raging waterfall to get his title and he was most definitely not a good swimmer. But he wanted to spend time with his brother, and what better time than the present? 

“Mac! Wait for me!” Wukong called, and stood up from his spot on the ground. The hard part would be stepping out of the cave. Closing his eyes, he braced himself for that icky feeling of being soaked, but it didn’t come. Wukong opened his eyes again and came face to face with Macaque, who had found a very large leaf and was holding it over the ginger monkey. 

“C’mon, we can just walk in the woods.” Macaque smiled, his ears twitching. Wukong took hold of the leaf as well and they began to stroll, stopping every once in a while to look at a newt or salamander that was along the path. Then they would laugh as it scurried away from them. 

….

“Monkey King? Why don’t you have an umbrella? You’re gonna get a cold!” MK looked over at his mentor, who was in his human disguise as they were out running some errand or another. MK had a full raincoat, boots, and an umbrella, since he refused to get his clothes wet. Wukong chuckled. 

“I can’t believe I have to keep reminding you that I’m immortal, bud. I don’t get sick!” He refrained from ruffling the boy’s hair, simply because it would be inconvenient whilst holding onto a bag of food.

“And besides…I happen to like the rain.”

So I know that the ultimate message of Monkie Kid is probably going to be about finding ways to live and love life in spite of tragedy and past mistakes, but my god do they have to get there by shredding almost every single nice or positive thing about Sun Wukong’s og classic story and character?

It’s like…okay, there’s HINTS that maybe things will get better, but as it currently stands he exists in legoland as this absolute failure, king of fundamentally nothing, he has no family, most of his screen time has been him making one catastrophic mistake after another and seeming to learn next to nothing from those experiences, all his former friends are either dead or despise him all because of the things he did to them and nothing ever gets cleared up in his favor, almost all his actions just make things worse, and now even his own student is all but confirmed to be terrified he’ll end up like the mentor he once adored. And now things are so bad for Sun Wukong that he’s been locked in a torture scroll that will just remind him of all his many, many failures forever. 

Awesome.

it's okay, to be upset if your fave show gets cancelled because of the strike. it's okay to feel frustrated, sad, or outright angry, to have something you love get unfairly taken away from you.

but don't blame the writers.

the writers strike, should it work, will lead to more good shows- possibly continuations of your faves, or more shows of amazing quality that you'll love. the writers are doing that for you, to let there be future writers to tell great stories down the line.

so don't get mad at them

get mad at the studios, the people in charge, the ones who refused to meet the writers reasonable demands. the writers didn't go right into strike- they tried to make a deal first- and the studios said no. if the studios hadn't refused, there wouldn't be a strike right now.

so if you're going to vent your understandable tears and frustrations with the situation at anyone- direct it at the studios.

Lego Monkie Kid Spotlight AU

What if, when Macaque came back, he didn't want revenge. What if did at first, just a few fights with Wukong that he lost every time, but eventually went "whats the point in this?" and moves on? What if he went to one of the few things that still brought him comfort: Theater.

Welcome to the Macaque-Preforms-In-Musicals AU, aka Spotlight AU

Everything is exactly the same. But one day, MK drags Wukong to a musical Mei got tickets for, Heathers to be exact (cuz i say so). Mei got three, and the third was supposed to be for Tang, but he got hella sick before and couldn't go (he was VERY upset about it. poor guy) so MK convinces Wukong to tag along so the ticket didn't go to waste. Wukong is in his hoodie, all slumped in his chair, thinking this was a waste of time and maybe he could just nap until the end. And that was his plan, really. He tries to block out the noise, tries to just sleep, but then hears-

"September 1st, 1989. Dear Diary-"

And he sits up cuz he KNOWS that voice. He knows it like he knows his own. He sits up and, lo and behold, Macaque was center stage as Veronica Sawyer (also cuz i say so). Wukong is in shock. He hadn't seen Macaque in years, and now he was performing in a musical? He wasn't surprised at that, at least. He knew how much Macaque loved performing.

He just... wasn't expecting it. He also wasn't expecting to get jealous during Dead Girl Walking, or to cry during Seventeen. And when MK saw him crying, borderline sobbing, he just assumed Wukong REALLY liked the musical.

MK and Mei have no idea who the darker monkey is, of course. They just see an actor with an amazing voice and hella good skills. Wukong knows though. He hardly pays attention to the story, eyes zeroed in on Macaque alone, ears only tuned into his voice. It was weird, seeing him so close (cuz of course Mei had to get seats close to the stage) without them trying to tear each others throats out.

And when the musical came to an end, he stood with everyone else, clapping. Macaque is all smiles and sweat, bowing with his fellow cast members. His eyes go over the crowd and eventually fall onto a familiar shade of gold. He didn't flinch, he didn't react, but his smile faltered ever so slightly. And as soon as the curtain fell, he ran to his dressing room to try and breathe.

He did all of this to AVOID Wukong. He knew the king never liked the theater arts, only ever enjoying the ones Macaque were in or held. But now he was here, clapping with tears in his eyes.

When he leaves to go home, Wukong's waiting for him. He tries to talk to him, his words stuttered and awkward, but Macaque shuts it down fast.

"I don't want to hear it, Wukong," he says. "Leave me alone. I've moved on. You should to." And walks past him.

Wukong was hurt, but not surprised. He tries to honor Macaque's wishes, TRIES to leave him alone... but apparently MK thinks Wukong would LOVE to keep going to musicals with them.

He tries to say no, but can't really come up with a good excuse. I mean, he can't rlly say 'sorry kid, but my ex that i kinda sorta killed is starring in a lot of them and he still doesnt like me and asked me to leave him alone. so i cant come with you, sorry.'

So he goes, but with a better disguise. That better disguise being a different colored hoodie and sunglasses. Cuz macaque totally wont recognize him that way.

I literally came up with this last night, so I haven't worked out all the details yet. This is a shadowpeach au tho, and they do eventually make up <3