HELLO GOODBYE

HELLO GOODBYE

red son: i won't fail you again, father!

also red son, in like every episode so far:

i forgot to but romantic in my latest ask if you can do that instead thank you

Ah that makes more sense tbh hang on lemme do some revising

Romantic version of "Made For This!"(718 w.c)

Redson x GN!Play Dumb!Reader romantic one shot pronouns: any for Redson; you/yours CW: one(1) swear, light v10lenc3, surprise Huntsman appearance

“Are we there yet?” You sighed loudly, your sneakers dragging along the steep dirt path. Redson was walking in front of you, holding a map of the hiking trail that apparently would lead to some kind of temple. You wished she would have just brought their fancy dirt bikes. This wasn’t exactly the ideal date environment, what with the sun at its peak in the sky and no chance of a breeze to cool you both off.

“No, not yet. Though if you keep complaining then maybe I’ll just go on my own.” He retorted. Their head turned to look at you over their shoulder, and you could see the empty threat he was making. Sure, Redson liked to talk down to you like they didn’t care, but that was just a mask. She loved you, and it showed whenever you two were alone. Even when you scraped your ankle on a rock earlier and they took care to make sure you were alright, and he even gave you a peck on the bandaid for good measure. 

“You wouldn’t leave me behind! It would be too much for you to bear!” You paused and pointed at a sign on the trail that warned of bears in a certain direction, not the one you two were headed however.

“Ugh. Just for that, I might.” Red groaned. They pinched the bridge of their nose. 

“You’re the one who confessed first!” You laughed at your own joke—someone had to—and continued following them. 

“That I did.”

The hike was coming to an end soon, you could tell. The path was more wide with some stones mixed in the dirt as if it were marked as the right way. 

However, before either of you could continue the light conversation that made the walk a little faster, Redson was yanked up by one of her ankles to hang from a tree. They yelped and you quickly tried to find a way to get them down. A spider-like figure appeared, swinging from a rope and snatching the map from her. 

“I’ll be taking that!” He laughed. You jumped as high as you could and grabbed onto one of his ankles. 

“Give that back!” 

He tried to shake you off, but in doing so he was distracted from where he was trying to go, so you both hit a different tree head on. It knocked the wind out of your lungs, but you still managed to grab the paper from him as you scrambled to get back to Redson. She had burnt the rope holding them, so now it was just a matter of losing this guy.

“That’s one of the Spider Queen’s henchmen! We need to get out of here!” They explained, grabbing your wrist and dragging you down a side path, away from the temple. You ran as fast as you could. 

“Leaving so soon? Oh well, I do like a challenge!” The hunter hissed from somewhere behind you. Redson tripped a little, but you held them up and turned to face the spider. He was gaining on you. Looking around, you saw a large branch on the ground. Without really thinking about it you grabbed it and swung it at him, even making some stabbing motions. It drove him back but not by much. In a last ditch effort, you discarded the branch and leapt onto him, trying to implement any fighting moves that you’d seen Redson use. It was surprisingly effective, despite you not having fire at your disposal. Redson was still standing in the spot you left her in, but now she was cheering you on.

“Yes! Beat his ass, love! Go for the throat!!” They yelled. You grinned and kept going until you knew for certain that the spider was knocked out. Then you got off him, wiping your brow with your arm.

“I guess in the end, he was the fly caught in our web!” You threw some finger guns at your partner, however they only sighed and started walking past you to get on the right path again.

“Annnnd the moment is gone.” 

“Hey! I won, right? I have the right to make a joke about it!”

“Whatever helps you sleep at night, beloved.”

They held one of your hands, pressing a kiss to your slightly bloody knuckles. 

Y'all in the LMK fandom didn't think to tell me that MK was trans? Shame </3

Anyway here's a giant celestial monkey going about their day and plucking your tiny planet up in his palm

can i request redson x reader o like the reader always acts dumb and just tells bad puns but once a demon tries to hurt them they beat the crap out of them how would redson react? have a good day

See now THIS is me lmao

"Made For This!"(642 w.c)

Redson x GN!Play Dumb!Reader

platonic?? Oneshot

Pronouns: any for Redson, you/yours

CW: one(1) swear, light v10lenc3, surprise Huntsman appearance

“Are we there yet?” You sighed loudly, your sneakers dragging along the steep dirt path. Redson was walking in front of you, holding a map of the hiking trail that apparently would lead to some kind of temple. You wished she would have just brought their fancy dirt bikes.

“No, not yet. Though if you keep complaining then maybe I’ll just go on my own.” He retorted. Their head turned to look at you over their shoulder, and you could see the empty threat he was making. Sure, Redson liked to talk down to you like they didn’t care, but you knew that she did. Especially when you scraped your ankle on a rock earlier and they took care to make sure you were alright.

“You wouldn’t leave me behind! It would be too much for you to bear!” You paused and pointed at a sign on the trail that warned of bears in a certain direction, not the one you two were headed however.

“Ugh. Just for that, I might.” Red groaned. They pinched the bridge of their nose. You laughed at your own joke—someone had to—and continued following them. The hike was coming to an end soon, you could tell. The path was more wide with some stones mixed in the dirt as if it were marked as the right way.

However, before either of you could continue the light conversation that made the walk a little faster, Redson was yanked up by one of her ankles to hang from a tree. They yelped and you quickly tried to find a way to get them down. A spider-like figure appeared, swinging from a rope and snatching the map from her.

“I’ll be taking that!” He laughed. You jumped as high as you could and grabbed onto one of his ankles.

“Give that back!”

He tried to shake you off, but in doing so he was distracted from where he was trying to go, so you both hit a different tree head on. It knocked the wind out of your lungs, but you still managed to grab the paper from him as you scrambled to get back to Redson. She had burnt the rope holding them, so now it was just a matter of losing this guy.

“That’s one of the Spider Queen’s henchmen! We need to get out of here!” They explained, grabbing your wrist and dragging you down a side path, away from the temple. You ran as fast as you could.

“Leaving so soon? Oh well, I do like a challenge!” The hunter hissed from somewhere behind you. Redson tripped a little, but you held them up and turned to face the spider. He was gaining on you. Looking around, you saw a large branch on the ground. Without really thinking about it you grabbed it and swung it at him, even making some stabbing motions. It drove him back but not by much. In a last ditch effort, you discarded the branch and leapt onto him, trying to implement any fighting moves that you’d seen Redson use. It was surprisingly effective, despite you not having fire at your disposal. Redson was still standing in the spot you left her in, but now she was cheering you on.

“Yes! Beat his ass! Go for the throat!!” They yelled. You grinned and kept going until you knew for certain that the spider was knocked out. Then you got off him, wiping your brow with your arm.

“I guess in the end, he was the fly caught in our web!” You threw some finger guns at your companion, however they only sighed and started walking past you to get on the right path again.

“Annnnd the moment is gone.”

“Hey! I won, right? I have the right to make a joke about it!”

“Whatever helps you sleep at night, peasant.”

Louder for the Neurodivergents in the back!

NO SPECIAL INTEREST/HYPERFIXATION IS DUMB, STUPID, CHILDISH, WEIRD, OR UNINTERESTING!

LOVE AND ENJOY ANYTHING YOU WANT AS LONG AS IT DOESN’T HARM YOU OR OTHERS!