Today's Crab Is: Plentiful

Today's crab is: plentiful

I cant fucking believe you did this to me crab. God dammit

There's a gaylord half full of old cell phones. I reach inside and pull one out, and in doing so I accidentally touch the side. For the first time in a decade and a half, it powers on.

It's alive, despite everything. It's got half battery. The background is still set to a selfie on the tiny one megapixel camera. I'm surprised, and hold down the power button. It shows "shutting down", and the screen goes blank, for probably the final time. I drop it back into the box, and it clatters as it hits the pile of iphones with shattered screens and flipphones from the 2000s. There's silence in the ewaste depot again, as the power-down chime fades away.

anyone want pics of my holes?

I apologize for calling Macklemore cringe

“Lighten Up” by Ronald Wimberly

Beautifuly written- and drawn.

Yeah no problem, figured youd like a new account to follow haha

Today's crab is: plentiful