cryptkeeperkain - ♤Kain♤
cryptkeeperkain
♤Kain♤

Just an artist out here vibing 19 He/Void/Rot Asexual

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cryptkeeperkain
9 months ago
cryptkeeperkain
9 months ago

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

You Wouldnt Last An Hour In The Asylum Where They Raised Me

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cryptkeeperkain
10 months ago

Robot disabilities. Robot who charges slowly and loses power incredibly fast and is always tired. Robot with malfunctioning lenses and can’t process visual information properly. Robot that can’t process anything too large and at a fast rate or else they’ll shut down. Robot with limbs screwed on too loose/just can’t attach correctly, so if they’re not careful they fall out. Robot disabilities,,,


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cryptkeeperkain
10 months ago

Incorrect! Omegamart has puzzles and goals! You just aren't mandated into doing them :]

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cryptkeeperkain
10 months ago
For My Friend
For My Friend

for my friend


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cryptkeeperkain
10 months ago

I apologize for calling Macklemore cringe


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cryptkeeperkain
10 months ago

genderfluid megatron is my fav(also she/her soundwave because i like my yuri devoted)

Ppl On Twitter Mad Over She/her Starscream And She/her Megatron Whyyy Do Yall Gaaaafff Starscream And

ppl on twitter mad over she/her starscream and she/her megatron whyyy do yall gaaaafff starscream and megatron can be yaoiful and yurious if people want them to be its fun and whimiscal

cryptkeeperkain
10 months ago
A Wikipedia Poem On Software Entropy
A Wikipedia Poem On Software Entropy
A Wikipedia Poem On Software Entropy

a wikipedia poem on software entropy


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cryptkeeperkain
1 year ago

Yeah no problem, figured youd like a new account to follow haha

Today's Crab Is: Plentiful

Today's crab is: plentiful

cryptkeeperkain
1 year ago
cryptkeeperkain
1 year ago

I cant fucking believe you did this to me crab. God dammit

There's a gaylord half full of old cell phones. I reach inside and pull one out, and in doing so I accidentally touch the side. For the first time in a decade and a half, it powers on.

There's A Gaylord Half Full Of Old Cell Phones. I Reach Inside And Pull One Out, And In Doing So I Accidentally

It's alive, despite everything. It's got half battery. The background is still set to a selfie on the tiny one megapixel camera. I'm surprised, and hold down the power button. It shows "shutting down", and the screen goes blank, for probably the final time. I drop it back into the box, and it clatters as it hits the pile of iphones with shattered screens and flipphones from the 2000s. There's silence in the ewaste depot again, as the power-down chime fades away.

cryptkeeperkain
1 year ago

baja blast sheep have you any wool


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cryptkeeperkain
1 year ago
Data Cable On A Computer From 1945

Data cable on a computer from 1945


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cryptkeeperkain
1 year ago
This Friday's Meme Is: Hide Your Children

This Friday's meme is: hide your children


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cryptkeeperkain
1 year ago
cryptkeeperkain
1 year ago

Polyamory

Reblog if you’re polyamorous/open to polyamory in the future/in a polycule or open to one/interested in polyamory I want to see how many of us there are

And like if you think polyamory is okay, can be healthy, and doesn’t “go against human nature”


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cryptkeeperkain
1 year ago
cryptkeeperkain
1 year ago
Lighten Up By Ronald Wimberly
Lighten Up By Ronald Wimberly
Lighten Up By Ronald Wimberly
Lighten Up By Ronald Wimberly
Lighten Up By Ronald Wimberly
Lighten Up By Ronald Wimberly
Lighten Up By Ronald Wimberly
Lighten Up By Ronald Wimberly
Lighten Up By Ronald Wimberly
Lighten Up By Ronald Wimberly
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“Lighten Up” by Ronald Wimberly

Beautifuly written- and drawn.


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cryptkeeperkain
1 year ago
cryptkeeperkain
1 year ago
The cover page for a digital comic. A trailhead information board stands in a lush green forest, with a trail map, and two signs pinned to the wood. The text on the signs read: "BY BECKETT JONES" and "THE TRAVELER'S WARNING."
Three comic panels on an off-white background. Objects depicted in the negative space of the page include a work boot, a leather-bound journal, a compass, and a colorful rock bracelet. 

The first panel is a Forest Service gate on a dirt road, slightly ajar. The road goes out of sight into leafy green shadows. There is one wooden sign nailed to a tree, and two white and green signs secured to the gate. The text on these signs reads:
"TRAVELER, STOP! 
IF YOU TAKE THIS ROAD YOU WILL BE 
FUNDAMENTALLY CHANGED
FOR BETTER OR WORSE."

The second panel is a crumbling concrete barrier in gray, driving rain. There are evergreen trees in the background. There is a hand symbol pointing to the right engraved into the barrier, and text that reads:
"YOU WILL RETURN FROM 
THIS JOURNEY 
IRRECOVERABLY ALTERED 
IN WAYS" 

 The third panel is a waterfall with conifer trees, behind a glossy red sign with "no swimming" symbols. White text on the sign reads:
"YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND 
BEFORE YOU UNDERGO 
THIS TRANSFORMATION."
Two comic panels on an off-white background. An espresso machine portafilter is pictured in the negative space in the page. 

The first panel is of a red rock slot canyon, with a rushing green river at the base. A rusted yellow sign stands in the water, with a flash flood symbol and text that reads:
"NO ONE ON EARTH 
WILL UNDERSTAND THE 
METAMORPHOSIS"

The second panel is a wooden sign hanging from the eaves of a roof, in front of a snow mountain scene. Stars twinkle in the night sky. Warm red text on the sign reads:
"EXCEPT THOSE WHO EXPERIENCED IT 
WITH YOU. THE PEOPLE WHO LOVE YOU." There is an arrow symbol and two foamy mugs also depicted on the sign.
Two comic panels on an off-white background. Objects depicted in the negative space of the page include a key ring, a pocketknife, a stuffed toy mountain bluebird, and a bandana. 

The first panel is a road with a center stripe in a sagebrush plain, with big orange clouds in the sky. A coyote slinks across the road. A big green highway sign with white arrows reads:
"MAY CEASE TO TRULY KNOW YOU. 
WALKING BACKWARDS 
WILL NOT HELP YOU"

The second panel is of a high alpine wildflower meadow, with a glaciated Mount Tahoma in the background. A wooden stake reads:
"WALKING FORWARDS" 
Three comic panels on an off-white background. Objects depicted in the negative space of the page include a headlamp, a trowel, and a plant sprig in a ziplock bag. 

The first panel is a wildfire sunset above a barbed wire fence, surrounded by blooming fireweed and evergreens. An orange wildfire hazard sign reads: 
"IS INEVITABLE 
YOU CANNOT STAND STILL" 
A gray jay sits on the top of the sign, eyeing the viewer. 

The second panel shows a dilapidated wooden shack, covered in moss and white and orange mushrooms. Evergreens and leafy undergrowth surround the structure, and a Pacific gray tree frog sits on a leaf in the foreground. Text carved into the wood reads: 
"YOU MAY NO LONGER RECOGNIZE 
YOUR HOME" 

The third panel is a chinook salmon run in a green forest. Underwater reeds flow on the river. A white sign nailed to a tree trunk, with water symbols and text that reads:
"IT CANNOT STAND STILL
EITHER."
Three comic panels on an off-white background. Objects depicted in the negative space of the page including an ammonite fossil on a leather cord, a green nalgene, a peach, and a pulaski. 

The first panel shows a gray ocean storm, with waves crashing against big, dark rocks. A tsunami hazard zone sign reads:
"IF YOU SURVIVE THIS" 

The second panel shows a round orange bouy floating in a sea illuminated by bioluminescent plankton. Stars glitter overhead. Text on the bouy reads: 
"YOU WILL BECOME PART  OF A WORLD"

The third panel shows a pair of dolphins in the water, adjacent to a white boat. A red sticker on the gunwhale reads:
"THAT DOES NOT YET EXIST"
Three comic panels on an off-white background. Objects depicted in the negative space of the page include a pair of sunglasses and a machete. 

The first panel shows a dessicated Greater Frigatebird cradled in the branches of naupaka shrubs on a sandy shoreline. Pink flagging has been tied to a branch, and black handwriting reads:
"IF YOU DIE HERE"

The second panel shows a blacktip reef shark swimming on a coral reef. And underwater sign affixed to steel chain shows a skull and crossbones, and text that reads:
"YOU WILL COME BACK"

The third panel is a GPS unit held up to the sky, showing a GPS track and text that reads "WRONG." Seabirds fly overhead. 
Three comic panels on an off-white background. Objects shown the negative space of the page are a snickerdoodle cookie and bright flowers threaded on a string. 

The first panel shows a pair of hands holding a sooty tern with a radio tag. Another pair of hands write in a notebook, and handwritten text on the page reads:
"TRAVELER
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED" 

The second panel shows the leg of the sooty tern, which has been fitted with a birdband. 

The third panel is a pair of fingers holding the birdband so that engraved text faces the viewer. The text reads "AND NOW YOU MUST GO." 

A short comic I made about my experiences as a seasonal worker, and the way places change you.

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cryptkeeperkain
1 year ago