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why does this sound so true

What would be really cute is if a spell backfired temporarily turning alastor into the cursed cat alastor and the reader ends up fawning over him and taking care of him, not realizing its actually him. He's just loving all the attention from her 🤭

I love catlastor! Omg yes! Just a quick little piece while he’s so popular. That is so cute!!

It was, decidedly, not cute. A … raccoon? Mutant Fennec Fox? No, no it was more feline. But, hmm. Maybe hell had their own breeds of trash animals. Either way, you picked up the little creature. Red and black, stupid fucking smile, sharp teeth. It seemed to be shaking? No, vibrating? Quaking?? You struggled to keep it in your hands, but managed to tuck it under your arm like a football.

You had found it roaming the lobby, perhaps it was a resident’s … pet? It cocked it’s head, staring at you while you were staring at it from your bed.

“Psst Psst,” you offered it a piece of meat, but no response. Its eyes searched the room, seemingly not limited in their range of motion. With a screech it launched itself at the mounted deer head above the fireplace.

You pulled and tugged, its jaw locked onto the antlers. “Come on you little shit, come on,” You put your leg against the wall for leverage. Then your other leg. Soon you were hanging from the deer, too, by way of the tiny animal’s legs.

How was it so strong? Determination? Magic? Pure unbridled insanity? The ever dilated eyes seem to beg the latter.

Finally, it lost interest and you both dropped to the ground.

“Do… do you want scratches?”

It’s eyes blinked independently of eachother.

You reached out a trembling hand, focused entirely on the row of yellowed teeth grinning back at you.

With a well placed scratch behind it’s ear, the little creature softened and fell over onto it’s side like a horse about to die.

“Aww?” You wondered out loud, “You like that?” You scooped it up and got comfortable in the plush chair opposite the cold fireplace. “Only Lucifer would think a fireplace in hell made any sense,” you ran your hand down the length of the ball of fur and fangs, “He belongs on a travel size chess set, not designing hotels.”

Your hand jumped, “Are you purring? Wittle Gobwin hates Luci?” It’s tail wagged side to side, “Awww. Okay, yeah, you’re pretty cute.”

You don’t remember falling asleep, but you woke up gasping, struggling to expand your lungs fully. Looking down you found none other than the cannibal deer of the Pride Ring, Alastor, cuddled on your lap.

Too weak to move him, too scared to wake him, you wiggled yourself up enough to breath and pretended to be asleep. It was best, you thought correctly, that he could have the illusion of sneaking out undetected.

The next morning you passed him in the halls, unable to stop yourself from whispering “wittle gobwin.”

Luckily, you were a fast runner.

༻Masterlist༺

∰ Summoning the Horny Little Deer Cult: @nonetheartist , fizzled-phoenix , @tsunaki , @janchei , @wettiny-in-smutland , @moonmark98 , @hoebihoeshi , @fjorjestertealeaf , @pansexual-opera-house , @ive-no-idea-what-to-call-this , @roxxie-wolf , @polytheatrix , @lorddiabigmommymilkers , @backinthefkingbuildingagain , @harley2223-blog , @coffee-colored-hopeless-romantic , @poinappel , @midnightnoiserose , @spookieroz , @missmidorima , @phobophobular , @ivebeenthearchersstuff , @downbadforfictionalppl , @xx-all-purpose-nerd-xx , @sleepylittledemon , @aether-th3-enby , @dontfuckbutimfab , @surusurusuru , @breathlessaura , @aperfectidiot , @certainlygay , @jth12 , @star-kujo-platinum , @ivebeenthearchersstuffn, @rubyninja1

🏹Alastor stalkers: @celestial-vomit , @amurtan

He's

soooooo adorable!!!!!!! Oh my god!!!!!!!

📻“BOO!! Heheh”🎙

@xxsmilingdeerxx

🌹—• “Oh my!~ You scared me darling!~ But aren’t you so cute and adorable.!~”

SPREAD HIM

OMG I FORGOT TO PROVIDE AN ORIGINAL FILE OF MY SPINNY BOI ON TUMBLR

Spread this fucker

seeing them everywhere gives me so much joy lol

Spring bonnie

Thank you to everyone who got me to 100 likes!

Just another Alastor

Fiddling between this fad and bad is nothing working? I don't know if that's the actual line from the show

he's so silly,,

reblogs > likes

version without the text too

if you're ok with an incessant amount of boops reblog this so I can get those other 2 badges <3

A bartender to talk to 🍷

hazbin doodle spam

here’s context for this clip above

"Great Alastor Altruist died for his friends"

Sorry if the picture quality is bad

i am so sorry

idea by @bloodykyanite

This is what boredom does to me

I turned veneer into king dice for some reason

Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes!

Is it just me or has it felt like years since the cuphead show season 3 came out like where the HELL IS SEASON 4!

In the cuphead show ludwig says his musical adventure is holding on to dusk but he is literaly a record player (i think thats what he is) so his musical adventure will never end until he dies right?

BVBB (Baroness Von Bon Bon) is literaly insane in the cuphead show like her laugh gives every thing away

Can we just take the time to see how king dice does his dance in the cuphead show in which he does the splits flawlessly spins like 5 times and doesn't get dizzy he truly is a king

Amazing art

One of these days I’ll learn to draw him consistently… today is not the day

King Dice’s personal tailors quickly jumped to action at your request for a new suit, and just look at the results! Paired with just a dash of concealer powder, and a gold tooth for good measure, it’s as if he was never injured. Now, there’s just one more thing on your list… 🥂

The last piece was one reblog short, so I decided to just give it to you. As a result I’ve decreased the revolt count (but increased the like count. So be careful 👁️👁️)