Why Are There So Few Pre-canon Fukufuku Fics?

why are there so few pre-canon fukufuku fics?

guys before you shoot i swear i love old man yaoi at least as much as the next guy here but fukufuku is the goofiest ship name i have ever heard i cannot take it seriously anymore and i refuse to try and act as if i can

Actually having seen fukuzawa cry today I’m unwell

Yeah girl you are so *Dazai isn’t unemotional he’s never been unemotional he latches onto everyone and everything and clings so fucking hard he leaves claw marks on everything he lets go of; he leaves Chuuya and the Mafia for Oda and then gets thoroughly addicted to Kunikida who resembles them both so much, he ‘trains’ and ‘raises’ Akutagawa for survival in the Port Mafia and screws up so badly he obsesses over Atsushi to try and make up for it, Ango was his best friend and Dazai fucks him over just so he can hold onto him yet still leaves claw marks in Ango’s side, he is every age he has ever been and ever will be and what’s awful is that sometimes his love is too similar to his hate* haha lmao wanna fuck nasty?

monku hatsune

mori bro now's your chance. his other ex-husband died man he has no one else to go to you should shoot your shot again come on bro