Lmao What XD

lmao what xD

Why would you fuck Adam sandler

it was on my bucket list 

Sebastian Michaelis with an S/O from Greece who has a slight eating disorder!

- As soon as Sebastian finds out you haven’t really eaten in the last few days he makes it his mission to make sure you start eating properly again!

- He will make sure you don’t overwork yourself and take some time off of work (you’re working as a maid in the Phantomhive household). 

- He will get up super early to make you a breakfast (it’s just for you! The breakfast for the Earl can wait!). He will make something so yummy you’ll think you’re in heaven! 

- If you tell him that you miss home at some point he will make you food from Greece! The Souflakis he makes are just WOW. 10/10.

- Your breakfast contains a small bowl of different fruits (apples, berries, bananas, oranges, etc.). He also made ham and eggs, a bowl of cereal and a nice cup of steaming hot Tea. It tastes so delicious, Sebastian is basically Demon Gordon Ramsay.

- When it’s time for lunch he will take you to the kitchen. You sit down on the small table they have and Sebastian brings you a tray filled with delicious looking food. 

- The first course! Wow! A chicken soup! It is so hot and the chicken meat is so tender! 

- The main course! Oh my god, what is that?? It’s a bowl of spaghetti with meatballs! The way the cheese melts on the noodles looks heavenly! (Ngl, I am hungry myself rn.)

- The dessert! Oh boy, you’re so full but that food is bussin’! It’s a chocolate pudding with a piece of chocolate in it! 

- Okay after this meal you’re so full. You can’t eat a dinner today, right?

- Well wrong! 

- Sebastian has also prepared something for dinner already! This man. He is a man among men. A legend. He didn’t make a three course meal, not because he is lazy! You had a meal like that for lunch and he thinks that too much food is also not good. But he still made something you would like. Definitely. He brings a big plate with salmon, avocado, ham, olives, some caviar, bread, cheese and tomatos. 

- After you ate everything he will bring you to bed. 

- “Good night my dear. Tomorrow I will wake you with something even more delicious!” He smiles and gives you a forehead kiss before switching off the lights in your room. 

- So what did we learn today? Sebastian will not have it if you don’t eat and don’t treat yourself. He will make food for you, doesn’t matter what he will make it for you!

Thank you so much @faioula16​ You’re actually my very first request on Tumblr! Congrats! I hope you’ll like that scenario! Feel free to write requests anytime!

Trapper, Hillbilly, Trickster and Doctors Reaction to their s/o cuddling them!

Trapper!

Someone actually wants to cuddle him?? FOR REAL??

Poor Boi is totally touchstarved and needs all the hugs he can get from his significant other!!

He will cuddle back 10000000%!! He just waited so long for some affection and now that he gets it he is absolutely in friggin' love with it!!!

He will initiate it sometimes aswell after a stressfull trial or if he is in a bad mood.

He likes to cuddle with his s/o but prefers to be alone with them. It feels a little awkward if the others watch. And make fun of him for being too soft for a killer..?? Absolute hell.

Hillbilly!

If you hug him he will freeze.

What are you doing? He has never felt that kind of a feeling before but... it feels nice.

He will hug back eventually and that very tightly. He is scared that you will just disappear if he will let go.

If you cuddle more and more he will maybe start to cry silently remembering his parents who never gave him love.

He will nuzzle his face into your shoulder and just enjoy the cuddle session with you.

If you hurt him i will kill you.

Trickster!

He wouldn't be surprised to his s/o cuddling him.

What do you expect from an egoistic K-Pop-Star? It's basically what he got all day: Appreciation and Attention from his fans.

What makes him melt is his s/o stroking their hand across his cheek(s). He will slowly lean into their touch and gets lost in his thoughts.

"Normal" cuddling is allowed in front of other killers but if it gets emotional he prefers to cuddle away from any other living being.

Ji-Woon will NEVER initiate cuddling, he is just too prideful for that.

Doctor!

Oh boy, Doctor is a HUGE tease.

He is sitting in his office and then you come sitting on his lap and just cuddle him?!

He will grin (if thats even possible with that mouth thing) and lay his hands on your thighs or butt (or maybe both) and will send small electric jolts through your body which makes you shriek.

"Jumpish today, are we?" He nevertheless enjoys cuddling too. In front of killers or alone. If its in front of others he will make sure to show you off.

"Tch, look at my s/o! Touchy and jumpish as always!" And then he will laugh and smack your butt abit.

Teenager! Kenny McCormick Headcanons!

💀 Kenny smokes, drinks and does a lot of drugs. He knows it's not good for him, but he is immortal, so he doesn't care.

💀 He doesn't do any sports but he is still kinda ripped. Which caused some girls to have a big big crush on him. But he wasn't interested.

💀 He is still a really big pervert, but believe me when I tell you that he is still a virgin! He had a lot of girlfriends in the past but he never did anything past kissing.

💀 He is the first one to get his drivers license! He owns a small used Pick Up Truck, which he bought with the money he saved all the time.

💀 He likes to go on night drives and stops the car at quiet places where he can watch the stars and just be at peace.

✨Dazai Osamu Relationship Headcanons!✨

🌼 He would probably switch between big and little spoon, but i think he prefers to be the little spoon since baby boi feels protected this way.

🌼 Dazais hair is so fluffy and no one can change my mind on that. If you try to braid his hair or play with it in general he is happy to let you do so. He gets goosebumps all over his body!

🌼 I think that Dazai is a very romantic person, but his sense of romance is just a different one. If he is planning a date, it would be probably a place where he tried to commit suicide and at the end of the date he would ask you without any shame if you would want to commit double-suicide with him. And you of course say no to that.

🌼 His favourite thing to do is cuddling up under the blanket on a sofa and he would demand you to read for him since its very calming for him and he finally can relax after a hard and long day of work. If youre reading long enough for him he will probably fall asleep and wont let you go.

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