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4 months ago

Uhh

Uhh

[May or may not have been writing a little something based off that... An AU where after he dies from Muscular Dystrophy. (The timeline is vastly different here. And cherry picking things that are and aren't canon)

Long story short, he essentially goes vengeful netherborn ghost on South Park. And since he's got eldritch blood (and I like the idea of him being stupidly overpowered) he essientally burns the town to the ground. Full on Godzilla levels of destruction.

Sprinkling in a bit of the memory alteration that after South Park is destroyed, any and all records and memory of the town are GONE. Mostly. People will have vivid nightmares of the event from time to time, and the ruins remain abandoned and forgotten. Even Kenny can't remember it very well. Like his mind (or his powers) are shielding him, trying to keep the burden of guilt from him.]

Since Kenny apparently has a ghost form do you think he's ever or could somehow wind up as a vengeful form of his ghost self? Ha like maybe sometimes the nature of how he last died just made him so angry his normally passive ghost self temporarily took the form of a poltergeist or some other variant of angry spirit ghost?


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7 months ago
They Are So Blorbus
They Are So Blorbus

they are so blorbus

They Are So Blorbus
They Are So Blorbus

/silly (i'm sorry, bald mysterion is just so funny to me)


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1 year ago

Yes

MOSQUITO: BZZZOH FUCK YES!!!!!!
MOSQUITO: BZZZOH FUCK YES!!!!!!

MOSQUITO: BZZZOH FUCK YES!!!!!!

MOSQUITO: YOU KNOW HOW, LIKE, A FEW DAYS AGO??? WHEN I MADE THIS BLOG????

MOSQUITO: I SAID ONE OF THE PRIME, MOST PRECISE REASONS I MADE THIS BLOG WAS TO RATE MY FRIEND’S LOOKS????????

MOSQUITO: This is the REAL reason for this blog.

MOSQUITO: Oh fuck I don’t even know if I could top any ask after this holy shit.

MOSQUITO: This is my time, bzzt…

MOSQUITO: Even if it’s between my super hero friends and not my normal alter ego’s friends that you’ve already seen on this blog haha wait fuck hmm.

MOSQUITO:

MOSQUITO: BBBZzzzzzZTANYWAYS,

#5: TUPPERWARE

MOSQUITO: BZZZOH FUCK YES!!!!!!

MOSQUITO: He actually has a nice butt, but his outfit just trashes the whole thing.

MOSQUITO: Skin tight pants suits those buns well, though.

MOSQUITO: His parents keep him well fed, and that always calls for a juicy booty.

MOSQUITO: 7/10. Respectable.

#4: MYSTERION

MOSQUITO: BZZZOH FUCK YES!!!!!!

MOSQUITO: You can never tell because his cape is always covering it, but the guy’s rockin a beauty booty.

MOSQUITO: I wonder if he knows?

MOSQUITO: I wonder if he knows I’ve looked at it?

MOSQUITO: Hey fellas is it gay to look at another man’s ass, zzt?

MOSQUITO: Hmm.

MOSQUITO: Anyways, he’s also a good 7/10 in my books.

#3: WONDER TWEEK

MOSQUITO: BZZZOH FUCK YES!!!!!!

MOSQUITO: Okay so normally you can’t ever tell, because he wears really baggy pants that don’t fit him at all.

MOSQUITO: But when he’s in his costume, he’s wearing the same kinds of pants that Super Craig does.

MOSQUITO: To match, or something gay like that.

MOSQUITO: Super Craig has an unfortunate ass haha what an idiot shit loser.

MOSQUITO: But Wonder Tweek???? When you can see it?

MOSQUITO: Choice. A perfect gay ass.

MOSQUITO: I almost want to touch it, but I don’t need another reason for Wonder Tweek to kick my ass bzbbzhzt,.

MOSQUITO: 8/10 very nicegood.

MOSQUITO: …Bzzzzthis is getting sorta gay we need more chick heros.

#2: CALL GIRL (AKA CHICK HERO)

MOSQUITO: BZZZOH FUCK YES!!!!!!

MOSQUITO: Okay so I know she wears a skirt and you can’t see it at all but trust me.

MOSQUITO: I’ve seen it during recess, during lunch time…

MOSQUITO: Toolshed is a lucky dude.

MOSQUITO: IF HE WERE STILL DATING HER OHHHHHH SLAMDUNKED FUCKING DESTROYED HA!!!

MOSQUITO: …m

MOSQUITO: Maybe I can get with that…???

MOSQUITO: Oh heckums but then Toolshed might kick my ass.

MOSQUITO:

MOSQUITO: Also as much as I wanna, I’m not gonna lift her skirt up she’d kick my ass even harder than Wonder Tweek OR Toolshed.

MOSQUITO: 9/10 good job tho.

MOSQUITO: Call Girl more like Booty Call Girl hahaha nice @ self.

#1: THE HUMAN KITE

MOSQUITO: BZZZOH FUCK YES!!!!!!

MOSQUITO: Okay, so this one is just unfair.

MOSQUITO: If I was in this list, I’d still be #2 compared to this butt.

MOSQUITO: As a ladies man, I frequent the ladie’s hangouts.

MOSQUITO: Yknow to pick up on chicks or whatever.

MOSQUITO: But then THIS guy at school comes walking by, totally unaware that all the girls are staring and talking about HIS butt!

MOSQUITO: What about mine!!!

MOSQUITO: Ugh, buzz buzz!

MOSQUITO: He has a wonderful ass and his suit does NOT help!

MOSQUITO: Fuck you 10/10!


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2 years ago

smiling mysterion 'cause the world needs more of smiling mysterion <3

Smiling Mysterion 'cause The World Needs More Of Smiling Mysterion

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