The Most Hilarious Thing Happened This Morning;

The most hilarious thing happened this morning;

I'm playing fallout 4 and my mum comes in, I'm swimming away from something attacking me while actively saying I'm swimming away from it.

She has the unfortunate timing of looking at the screen just as the rad scorpion burrows into the dirt in front of me.... My mother almost fell over..

I wanna do this!

Social Distancing

All right something kind of hilarious happened yesterday, my father is originally from West Virginia and he goes "oh, I was tagged in a family photo"

Then he starts naming off random people, "my cousin xxx ,that's at Beverly, oh hey look it's Grandma," then out of the blue he says "and that's my aunt-grandma"

Now I'm sitting in the kitchen, I did not see the picture, I don't know how many people are in the picture, I know nothing..

The next thing that comes out of my mouth is "did he just say Aunt Grandma?"

Now my brother sitting on the couch and he cackles, my mom making french toast says "yeah"

I'm just sitting here like "I really hope those are two separate people..."

Someone wants to steal my chilli cheese dog.

No human food for the diabetic

Goldie hawn (green) Lastie (red). Goldie was minding her own business when Lastie decided to straddle her sisters arm for ear access.

They're definitely from different areas or time eras!

But either way it's freaking adorable, I was not expecting that last one with him hugging a tree and the teeth it was adorable oh my God I love it!

what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood