Tagged By @atopvisenyashill To List My Asoiaf Crackships And I Have Very Low Investment In Shipping But

Tagged by @atopvisenyashill to list my asoiaf crackships and I have very low investment in shipping but I do have some.

Number one is Podrick and Sansa baby and it isn’t even like oh teehee wouldn’t it be cute I actually think it would be thematically appropriate, compelling, and happy. And it even had the potential for some angst and initial conflict with Pod being a relative of Ilyn and the fact that Sansa is technically married to Tyrion, whom Pod squired for. They probably have very different equally complex feelings about this complex man. But really it was over for me when I found out Pod had a dog named Hero. Hero and Lady. Please. Come on. Not to be delulu but it’s something I can actually imagine happening in the series so it’s hard to call it crack but this ship is so woefully slept on. Podsa forever!!

Soft spot for Briensa too.

I could get behind Dany x Asha. This was actually the first ship that caught my interest in the show because they were definitely flirting and people told me that in the books Dany is canonically bi but I do not believe this was George’s intention. And yet. I could be into this.

Cersei x Rhaegar is so special to me they really would’ve canceled each other out.

If Sansa x Mya is crack then that too.

Nedsei and Catsei are both also very fun ships. I just love Cersei and imagining her dynamics with people.

I don’t think any of these are truly crack but they’re not top ships in the fandom. I don’t think I have any true crack ships!

sansa, dany and arya in a modern au!

Pains me to see someone with content I enjoy posting loads of mood boards that cast Anya Taylor Joy as Dany I can’t just block because then I’ll miss content I like but please 😭 I get it she looks like an alien and the targs are ethereal or whatever but please can she be a different Targaryen?

Speaking of ethereal, WHERE are the Tilda Swinton targ fan casts?

Personally if we’re talking about a big dragon (i.e., Drogon when he dracarys-ed the Tarlys or bigger) I’d rather be killed by dragon flame than being eating by the dragon but I personally just think that being eaten is specifically horrifying in a way I can’t fully articulate

Maybe it’s just cope but I’d like to think death by dragon flame is pretty damn fast. Most of the time when people burn to death it is not but most of time people aren’t get blasted full force by a giant flamethrower. But idk I’m just trying to make myself feel better about Laena’s death in the show, amongst others, imagining that it was at least quick. Someone else timed the deaths of the Tarlys and said it was about 4 seconds between the flames hitting them and their bodies disintegrating so that’s pretty fast at least

"She had outlived all of her children and spent the last year of her life confined to her apartments, with no company but her septa, the serving girls who brought her food, and the guards outside her door. Books were given to her, and needles and thread, but her guards said Alicent spent more time weeping than reading or sewing. One day she ripped all her clothing into pieces. By the end of the year she had taken to talking to herself, and had come to have a deep aversion to the color green." (the composition is inspired by Flavitsky's "Princess Tarakanova")

Daenerys Targaryen and Jon Snow in Essos