Bang And Hang

Bang and hang

synopsis: bonten kidnapped a gen z reader whose father is in debt to them. turns out the gen z kid is something they didn’t expect and bonten gang is in for a ride.

cw: strong and vulgar language. Lots of sexual jokes, flirty jokes as well. the jokes are so corny tho so read at your own risk lmfao.

gn!reader

part 1, part 2

the long awaited part 2 is finally here lmfao I hope this ones good as the first one :”)

I just realized I didn’t include Akashi in the first part so he makes a entrance here ;)

this quite long ig but nevertheless I hope you enjoyed!

PART 2

NOT PROOF-READ

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You saw two familiar figures just a few meters ahead of you, turning into a alleyway. Hurrying up your steps, you caught up with them.

“Hey boys!” You said excitedly. Ran and Rindou turned around, surprised to see you.

“Oh hello there, it’s the eccentric motherfucker.” Rindou speaks up, pretending to be excited. You shook your head at him with a grin on your lips. Paying him no mind, Ran turned to you.

“We were just talking about you.” He says, beginning to walk and so did you. “Really? You guys thinking of picking up on my offer?” You asked.

“What offer?” Ran asked confused.

“About wanting to bang and hang of course. I mean, we could hang first then bang or the opposite.” Ran chuckles as you flashed him a grin again.

“You and your sexual jokes.” Rindou turns to you.

“Are you horny all the time?” He asks.

“It’s the hormones, my boy. I’m 18, the hormones are skyrocketing at this age.” To be honest, you just said stuff that came to mind. You didn’t really know if hormones actually skyrockets at that age.

“Why didn’t my hormones skyrocket when I was 18?” Rindou asks, looking genuinely curious.

“I guess you couldn’t get your little friend to straighten up.” Ran burst out laughing while covering his mouth. Rindou gives you exasperated look. “I’m kidding, don’t take me seriously.” You reassure him as Ran still chuckled to himself.

“Where are you guys headed?” You ask. “To thé place where we gonna hang and bang, of course.” Ran teases you as you dramatically gasp. “For real? Be gentle.” You try to give a puppy eye face. “Of course sweetheart.” Ran tries to give a puppy eye back but looks hideous. “You look fucking stupid, don’t ever do that again.” Rindou flashes a disgusted face towards Ran as he just laughs.

“Damn who’s this?” A black haired guy appears as he smokes. “A gift to the world.” Ran says. You check out the guy from head to toe and make a satisfied noise while clicking your tongue. The black haired guy looks at you confused and weirdly.

“What the fuck are they doing?” Blsck haired turns to Ran for answers when all he does is just a expression to say ‘wait for it’.

“You’re sexy as fuck, what the fuck.” You blurt out as you look at the black haired guy. Ran stifles a laughter as Rindou just lets out a small chuckle, entering the building in front of us.

“That’s quite a first impression. Is this the motherfucker that said Mikey has a nice ass?” Ran nods and the guy bursts out laughing.

“You guys have been talking about me?” You look at the two men in shock. “Yeah, you left quite a impression on us, sweet cheeks.” Ran says, stroking your cheek gently and pulls away.

“No fucking way, this is amazing yet scary.” You gasp out.

“Why is it scary?” Ran asks.

“I have a feeling I’m gonna get fucked up.” You answer.

“Fucked up?” You nod.

“By what?”

“Cocks.” The black haired guy almost coughed when taking a smoke, giving you a surprised look.

“Does this kid do this every time?” He asks as Ran nods. “Get used to it.” You shrug your shoulders.

“What’s your name, sexy man?” You say in a flirty voice to the smoker guy as Ran covers his mouth to stifle a laughter.

“Akashi. Akashi Takeomi.” You absorb the way he said his name and let out a satisfied noise with a nod. “You wanna get married?” You blurt out. Your bluntness doesn’t fail to catch anyone off guard, so when Akashi flinched in shock you giggled. “Just kidding, I’m not ready for mariage yet.” You say. “But if it’s you I don’t see any reason not to get married.” You tuck your hair behind your ear and give Akashi a flirty look.

“He likes to be called sir, by the way.” Akashi gives Ran a shocked face. “He does?!” You almost hell out. “This just got better.” You groaned in satisfaction.

“Wait, hold on, when did I ever tell you that?” Akashi says looking almost terrified. “Wait, you actually like to be called sir?” Ran almost snorts in amusement. Akashi turns quiet. “You know what, im gonna have to take a another smoke break.” Akashi says, looking annoyed and you couldn’t help but chuckle a little.

“It’s fun to tease people.” You say to Ran. “Have a nice smoke break, sir!” You yell out to Akashi as he flips you off while walking away.”

“Mikey would not be happy to see you, if I’m gonna be honest.” Ran says as the both of you enter the bonten headquarters.

“Trust me, he will or I make him be happy to see me.” You wink at Ran as he laughs. “We see about that.”

Safe to say, Mikey didn’t look pleased to see you enter the room in the headquarters. Sanzu hollers in excitement when he saw you as you whistle at him.

“One is at least happy to see me.” You grin.

“Why are you here?” Mikey asks as he munches on his snack, looking annoyed yet bored.

“I got some of the money to help my old man to pay off his debt.” You say as you pull out a thick envelope. A few looks were turned your way.

“I thought you said you don’t have any connection to him.” Not looking at you at all, Mikey takes a bite off his snack again.

“I don’t know why I’m doing this but take the money.”

“Where did you get it from?” Kokonoi asks as he hands out cards to Kakucho on a table.

“It’s some of my savings.” You answer.

“Why are you giving us money you saved?” Mikey asks, still not looking at you while eating his snack.

“Can’t I do that?”

“I never said that.”

“It seemed like you did.”

“Well I didn’t.”

“Just take the money.” You huff out.

“Mikey, take it.” Sanzu mutters lowly.

“It’s their savings.” Mikey says, finally looking up.

“I’m pleased to see that you have some ounce of emotions, cutie.” You smile widely. “I ordered Kakucho to kidnap you to threaten your father to pay us his debt.”

“Seemed like I was gonna get chopped up after all.” You say dramatically with a sigh while looking up at the ceiling. “My end is coming.”

“No you’re not. So I cant accept this.”

“You guys are a bunch of criminals, anyone else would’ve taken this envelope in a heartbeat. What are you guys? A bunch of wattpad characters?” You look at Mikey surprised.

“Fine.” Mikey signals Sanzu to take the envelope from you. Gladly handing the envelope to him, you nod your head.

“My job here is done then. Take care.” You were about to walk away when someone else spoke up.

“Where are you going?” Ran asks. “Home, I’m bored as fuck.” You flash him a bored grin.

“Hang out with us then.” He says.

“Are we finally gonna hang and bang?” You say excitedly.

“I don’t think anyone’s up to bang but we can hang.” Ran laughs out.

“Im up to bang.” Sanzu raises his hand. You laugh at his reply. “I’m not into plugs, my guy.” You pout playfully.

“Damn, what are you into then?” Rindou speaks up. You smile widely at his question.

“Him.” You point at their boss as Mikey looks at you with a bored face, sighs and looks away.

“Understandable.” Sanzu says.

“Shut the fuck up.” Mikey mutters out as you burst out into a small laughter.

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this is such a abrupt ending but I found it fitting to end it there. thank you for reading and enjoying this, have a amazing day/night. Stay safe!

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based off a tiktok

character/s: kuroo tetsuro ; kenma kozume ; suna rintaro ; iwaizumi hajime ; bokuto koutaro ; terushima yuuji ; ushijima watakoshi ; miya atsumu ; oikawa tooru

genre/s: fluff ig

warning/s: none

gwen's notes 🤍: just a quick post y'all im still on hiatus mwa <3 thank u for 800 followers thinking of an event for 1k 😩

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a kuroo x reader x kenma smau

this smau is inspired by the song hailey by wrenn.

summary -  as a well known and incredibly successful youtuber and gamer, your life seems to be going extremely well at the moment! i mean you have your dream job, loving and supportive friends, and an amazing boyfriend but,,,,, what happens when the two most important people in your life betray you? your life may never be the same; but, perhaps, that may be for the better.

genre & warnings - ANGST!!! so much angst!!, tw cheating, crack, fluff, suggestive themes, smut (maybe)

starring - kuroo tetsuro, bokuto koutaro, kozume kenma, alisa haiba, lev haiba, hitoka yachi, kiyoko shimizu, yamamoto akane, tsukishima kei, hinata shoyo, & akaashi keiji. with special appearances from; miya osamu, miya atsumu, suna rintaro, aran oijiro,oikawa tooru, & iwaizumi hajime

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spy! or not?

synopsis: you're not very slick and your admiration will get you in trouble one day—that day happened to be today.

featuring: kawata twins, lil sis! reader, toman.

genre: crack.

note: i tried to mix different ideas together. hope u guys enjoy it<3

you know that feeling where you know someone's watching you but you just can't put your finger on who it is?

that's how draken felt the entire time.

mikey was giving his speech, the commanders and the entirety of toman were listening, and yet the leader's right hand couldn't help but feel a little bit uneasy if he could say. he felt like he was about to get attacked at any moment and mitsuya noticed the way his friend was not listening right away.

"you're okay?" takashi nudged his friend a little, the latter humming as he stared at something peeking from the bushes.

was that a dog or a person?

"yeah, just give me a second." draken excused himself, mikey going silent as he watched his close friend walking towards the bushes like he grew two heads.

"ken?"

draken held his hand, sneaking behind the bushes before grabbing whatever was sitting there and had been creepily staring and eavesdropping on the toman meeting ever since it started.

"what the fuck?" that was a whole person in his hand. he was grabbing her by the collar, her eyes were closed shut as if she was even scared to open them and meeting a certain two pairs of eyes that were definitely quite disappointed in her.

"who is she?"

"hey, she could be a spy for another biker gang don't you think?"

"a girl in a biker gang? I've never heard of that before—"

"well let me join you then!" you suddenly shouted, the excited glint in your eyes throwing the guys off guard. you wanted to join toman? is that why you were spying on them?

"how are we supposed to believe that you're not a spy for another biker gang?" draken was pissed. he was tired enough having to be one of the responsible ones in toman—having a fangirl wanting to join was definitely not something he wanted to deal with at the moment.

"look at me, do I look like I could ever get accepted in a biker gang easily?" your puppy eyes weren't going to help you either in this situation, you figured that out when you saw how draken's scowl deepened.

"and you thought toman is the right place for games?"

"my brothers are part of toman so yeah,"

your who?

"your—"

"brothers yeah," nahoya was the first one to approach the two, the smile he usually wore on his face replaced with a tired look instead. draken immediately figured that this was probably not the first time you tried to join them but definitely your first time being caught during a meeting.

"you guys have a sister?" chifuyu chimed in from the side, looking back and forth between you and your brothers, looking for a resemblance.

it was there but he couldn't put his finger on it.

"it's gonna be had if you don't let go of me now." you whispered to draken, aware of the fact that your brothers didn't look too happy that you were there.

letting go of the back of your shirt, draken stepped away from you as he watched the twins approach you with disappointed looks.

"well damn big guy, is gentle even in your vocabulary?" you sassed the taller male who only clicked his tongue in annoyance at you, noting inside his head that you were nahoya and souya's sister first before you could be a stranger that he could easily kick out of toman's grounds.

"(name)." nahoya's strict voice interrupted you, his hands on his hips as he stared at you in a way that draken could describe as 'we've been through this before' and your reply was a simple 'and i'd do it again' stare.

"nahoya." you replied sarcastically, watching as souya joined you two. what a happy family meeting.

"mikey, aren't you supposed to stop—"

"shhh, it's getting interesting." even their leader was now eating a bag of chips as he watched the kawata family reunion. there was nothing more entertaining than family problems in public, right?

"how many times do I have to tell you—"

"that toman is dangerous and that it's not for harmless little girls who have no fighting experience," what you tried to mimic was definitely nahoya's voice, and it was so on point that draken held back a laugh of his own.

"you said it so many times, I might have to tattoo it on my forehead,"

"do it, maybe it will finally get through that fucking thick skull of yours."

"nahoya, be nice," souya's voice chimed in, looking between you and his twin brother. this was a daily occurrence. whenever they came back home from a toman meeting, you'd interview them to know exactly what happened and somehow convince them to let you join them.

an idea they both shut down every single time.

"I would be nice if she listened for once!"

"but I know how to fight!" you tried to defend yourself in a situation where you were obviously kind of wrong since you interrupted a meeting of your brothers' gang.

"knowing how to kill bugs isn't a fighting skill, (name)." this time, souya was the one to shut down your umpteenth attempt at proving yourself worthy of being a toman member. you weren't very fond of his words.

"souya, I know how to fight actual people."

"she does look like she can bite," draken added his two cents in, his joke making you stare at him in disbelief before scoffing.

"well I would certainly not bite you mister, you look like you taste as bitter as the ground."

"oh so you've tasted the ground before?" draken was having too much fun teasing you, watching as you huffed at his reply that obviously proved that you were defeated before in a fight.

"yeah," you replied bitterly. "and it's better than talking to your bald head." you turned to the side, staring back at your brothers who were watching the interaction between you and draken in amusement.

"did you just call me bald?"

"well aren't you? that dragon tattoo is lame as fuck by the way, I would give it a zero if I could." now, you knew you were blatantly lying. draken's tattoo was cool as fuck, if not the coolest you've ever seen so far but you'd never admit it to him.

not when he said you look like you can bite.

"I have the same tattoo," mitsuya commented, hoping that what he said would somehow change the course of the conversation.

"I can't see it though,"

"that's cause my hair is hiding it?"

"exactly, take a hint."

oh you were sassy.

"if nahoya is smiley and souya is angry, then you must be the bitter baby," chifuyu teased.

"you know what, I'm changing my mind you guys are mean!" you crossed your arms over your chest, walking towards your brothers to stand next to them.

nahoya placed his hand on your head ruffling your hair a little, the wide grin finally making its way back to his face.

"finally convinced that joining us is a bad idea?"

"not really."

the twins had a long way to go before they could convince you that toman wasn't the coolest thing to ever exist.

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