Check And Duke Episode 1 Scriptpart 1

Check and Duke episode 1 script part 1

*Check’s alarm goes off, and he wakes up* Check: Morning Duke. Duke: Morning, what was your name again? Check: Duke, we've known each other for months. My name is check. Duke: Like a check mark? Check: Oh yeah, I mean, I guess. Duke:  I bet onion lady always has a clipboard to give you check marks when you do something right then. Check: Haha, nice. Wait, did you just pretend not to know my name so you can make that joke? Duke: yeeaahh. (Onion lady from the other room) Check, Duke get up. Check: Oh, I wonder if breakfast is ready. Duke: I hope not. Check: Why? Duke: I mean, her name is Onion Lady, so she's probably going to put onions in our food, and I'm allergic to that stuff. (They walk downstairs) Check: What is it onion, lady? Onion lady: Instead of breakfast today, we're going to be going to the new burger place/amusement park downtown. Check: Wait, really? Onion lady: I know it isn't a traditional breakfast, but I figured going to this place would be a good bonding experience for us. Duke: oooo I can't wait to order some onion rings! check: Wait, didn't you just say you were allergic to onions? Duke: Yeah, but they're just so good. One time I ate a whole restaurant's supply of onion rings and I was all puffy and swollen and since I didn't pay for them they actually beat the onion rings out of me so I ended up not dying. Check: Jesus Christ… onion lady: Well, that's certainly concerning, but it's good to know you're allergic to onions, Duke. I'll still be making them, though you'll just have to get used to it. Duke: Wait, what? Check: Onion lady, he's like severely allergic. Can't you just make stuff without onions? Onion lady: Oh gosh no silly I have to put onions and everything I make besides even if I didn't, it would still taste like onions because I secrete onion oils for my skin. Here, just feel. *She extends her hand and checks it. * check: ew. Onion lady: Anyway to the onion mobile! Check: we have that? Duke: it better not be made of onions. It then shows the dream repeater and his henchmen working in their lab. The dream repeater: Our subliminal messaging has worked, and they're coming. Henchmen: And by subliminal, you mean shoving coupons for our restaurant in their mailbox. Dream repeater: *sigh* Yes. I've made the perfect sauce with a combination of melatonin dream catcher beads ground up into a fine powder and magic dream mushrooms to put them in a dream hallucination. Henchmen: Okay, but why are you focusing on check and Duke? You have plenty of our customers for you to research dreams. Dream repeater: Because the people funding me want them dead, but recently I've been thinking I should do some research on them first. Think about the breakthroughs I'll make. (They drive and show up at the restaurant / amusement park) Onion lady: All right boys go explore. I'll be at the onion ring exhibit here if you need me. Duke: *gasp* Can I go! (He says excited) Check: no Duke, come on, let's go. Duke: Aw. (They walk into one of the main Burger shops) Check: we should probably get something to eat first since we haven't had breakfast. And remember, no onion rings. (They walk up to the counter and see two employees not wearing typical restaurant outfits but instead white long sweater robes with red stains on them.) The employees look disheveled and creepy. Check: Hi, I was wondering if I could get a number nine. Duke: And I'll have a number onion rings with extra onion rings. Check: Wait, they have a number onion rings? I mean, duke! No! Duke: Fine, I'll get a number nine as well. Also, what are those stains on your uniforms? The employee: Uhh, it's just ketchup. Duke: Then, can I taste it? Check: Duke, gross. Duke: What?! you shouldn't let good ketchup go to waste. Check: First of all, it's not good ketchup. Second of all, that's clearly blood. Duke: Wait, are you murderers then!? Check: Duke, I think it's just from the ground beef. Duke: Oh. The employees stare at them unsettlingly. Here are your orders. Make sure to enjoy, or we will be ordered to break your bones. Check: Oh my God.

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since a bunch of people are commenting on my posts again saying that i need help and that i am disgusting, i think i need to reiterate: i am a normal and functioning member of society who just happens to be into some dark kinks.

and guess what? i know that dark kinks aren’t bad because they‘re just that. KINKS. having these does NOT make you a bad person or a person who needs to seek help.

i am once again making it VERY clear that my posts are FANTASY and that i do NOT condone the real life equivalents of them. i am an adult who engages in risk aware consensual kink with other consenting adults and there is NOTHING wrong about that!

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