This Is So Cute And Warms My Heart. Poor Boomer Thinks He'll Lose His Game Data Is So Cute.

This is so cute and warms my heart. Poor boomer thinks he'll lose his game data is so cute.😖

if chrollo played animal crossing, some headcanons:

— probably has one of the cool exclusive switch models because shalnark saw it at gamestop and the troupe pitched in to buy (steal) it for him for his birthday

— chrollo plays animal crossing simply because other games confuse him too much. for someone who's so quick-witted and intuitive, he sure does struggle with figuring out the controls. he tried minecraft once. once.

— something he doesn't understand at first is that things reset daily and that you have to sell things to earn money; "what do you mean i can't steal this from nook's cranny? absurd." he will continue to smack rocks with his shovel until it breaks, convinced he can get more stones out of it... somehow.

— that being said, he definitely cheats. you would catch him with his nose buried in the game in the middle of winter, but it's clearly autumn in the game. you would look at him with an eyebrow raised, and he'd say the snow made his island look ugly and he refused to deal with it any longer. understandable!

— probably spends real life money on deepweb animal crossing websites, making shady ass trades with randos on the internet to earn an absurd amount of bells and rare furniture

— if you asked him who his favorite villager was, he'd give you a pensive look before bit of panic set into his eyes. he hadn't thought about that. what was the point in choosing a favorite? there were far too many to pick from, he thought.

"does tom nook count?"

you knew he simply chose tom, because not only is Tom a tanuki (just like him) but he's probably the only character who's name he ever remembers. "sure, chrollo," you chuckle, "that counts"

— his island's native fruit is apples or cherries :) but he tries really hard to collect all of them !! definitely has a bamboo forest going that he's very proud of.

— surprisingly good at decorating the homes. happy home academy loves him

— his video game interests are slim, but when he's into it, he's a completionist. dedicated to collecting every fossil, bug, creature, artwork, and recipe. especially the artwork. when redd comes to visit, chrollo doesn't realize that he sometimes sells forgeries. upon realization that he spent his hard earned bells on fake art, he nearly throws his switch across the room. his google search history then looks something like :

"how to kill in animal crossing"

"acnh murder in game"

"how to steal from redd anch"

"using nen on acnh", and

"how to kidnap and hold animal crossing villagers for ransom"

— he's a fairly brave man, but few things scare him more than, ironically, the in-game spiders. he tried to catch a tarantula once, but when it jumped him and knocked his character out, he decided then and there he'd never go near one of those things again.

"chrollo, those things sell for like 8,000 bells. it's worth it to try and catch them..."

"and put myself and my island residents at risk?" he would retort, entirely serious. he genuinely believes that you can die in the game and lose all of your save data, because phinks told him so, and it's funnier this way. no one on the troupe wants to break it to him.

"this isn't greed island, dear.... it's.... animal crossing....."

"precisely. this is much higher of a risk."

— his eyes genuinely teared up when he got knocked by wasps. you thought you saw a tear slide down his cheek. but the sigh of relief he emitted when his character woke up again was rather cute

— when he figured out you could do face paint, he immediately made his little tattoo as a design. he needed your help, a lot of help, but it turned out pretty nice. the frustration of navigating his boomer technology knowledge washed away when you saw the smile on his face once it was accomplished. worth it.

in conclusion, i just think it would be neat. :)

Day 16 of shareyourpride

Rue Paul's drag race was a huge step for the LGBTQ community when it first aired on TV because so many people outside the community got into it and actually recognized drag race as more than something seen at a club.

@mytanuki-kun has a voice like a siren and I would willingly let her drown me if she was one. Have a lovely day tanuki💗

The person I reblogged this from is super cute and deserves to have a nice day

"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken."

-Oscar Wilde

reblog to give fic writers a gentle kiss on the forehead

Day 10 of shareyourpride

A cliché I most identify with would be that I do like cooking and witchcraft things