SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS CANONICALLY BISEXUAL

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS CANONICALLY BISEXUAL

Also haha why’d sonic sound so upset

I love how with each sonic twitter takeover, sega just gives us content for fan fiction, like how shadow really likes the food he had on the ark, shadow might be a little bad with cooking, shadow eats coffee beans with a spoon and not just popping a handful in his mouth and crunching down on them, eggman watched chainsaw man? Knuckles is a weeb, Amy takes vacations in little planet when it reappears, and

Sonic can do this... whatever it is

[text id: a sketchily drawn blu soldier with the thousand yard stare cosmetic, which gives his helmet two google eyes and painted on eyebrows to make a face that looks angry. he has his mouth gaping open as if he is yelling, and is holding a gay pride flag. the background is an american flag with text that says “GO VOTE MAGGOT”, with smaller text that reads “your vote counts!” end id]

if you live in america, please go vote. soldier needs you to in order to keep america free from the reds(republicans trying to put gay people in concentration camps)

you may think your vote doesn’t matter, but that’s what the other side wants you to think so you don’t make a change

so go fucking vote maggot

ARCHIMEDES, NO!

its filthy in there

Hey, hey, hey you 

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