Peter X Reader Incorrect Quotes

Peter x reader incorrect quotes

Peter: You look good in that hoodie. Y/N: You know where else I'd look good? Peter, zero hesitation: My bed. Y/N, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

Y/N: Peter, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right? Peter, naked in Y/N's bed: No, I absolutely do not. Y/N, already taking off their clothes: Fuck… Me neither.

Y/N: Peter, why does your bucket list have ‘Die’ on it? Peter: So I can die feeling at least a little bit accomplished.

Peter: Kicks the door open, looking panicked Y/N: What did you do?! Peter: NOBODY DIED! Y/N: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Peter: But we’re friends! I was building up to calling you a nickname soon! Y/N: That’ll never happen! In fact, you just lost “Y/N” privileges. From now on, you can call me by my last name or ‘Hey, you.’. Peter: Come on, Y/N. Y/N: glares Peter: Come on, Hey you.”

Kennedy really said “we’re gonna go to the moon by the end of the decade”

cue NASA with the widest friggin eyes like “what the actual hell?” Had no idea about this promise until they just heard it right now

Have you done Loki if you haven’t, could you ?

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Platonic-friendly HH valentines that my brother and I made!!

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(we couldn't think of anything super clever for LeBeau, so if you have any suggestions for him totally tell me!)