Incorrect Ghostbusters Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Some Incorrect quotes in honor of Ghostbusters day and the 40th anniversary!!!
Peck: Aren’t you going to say “have a nice day?”
Egon: I don’t care if you have a pulse, much less a nice day.
Winston: This is a bad idea.
Peter: Then why are you coming along?
Winston: Someone has to get your injured ass home.
Elon: I don't like bugs. Brother, are you even listening to me?
Egon: I seem to have misplaced my ant farm.
Elon: MOOOOOM!
Trevor: Is five a lot of followers?
Lucky: Depends on the context.
Lucky: On Instagram? No, not a lot of followers.
Lucky: In a dark alley? Yes, a lot of followers.
Louis: Snow got me feeling some type of way.
Egon: That's hypothermia. Louis: Damn, the paramedics told me it was the magic of Christmas.
Peter: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.
Louis: The cow??
Peter: What?
Dana: Louis, W H Y?
Winston: Tell me a little about yourself.
Egon: I'd rather not, I really like this group.
Peter: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it.
Dana: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.
This me, like I don’t wanna promise something and not be able to make the deadline… so just don’t specify
Ray: How long do you think it'll take?
Egon: I don’t know, three or four.
Ray: Three or four what? Days? Weeks? Months?
Egon: Yeah, maybe five.
Ray: Five what?!
Incorrect Egon x reader quotes
Egon: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness— Y/N: Hi. Egon: *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*
Egon, trying to flirt with Y/N: I think both of our families suck.
Egon: Do you love me? Y/N: We’re literally married. Egon: Yeah, but as friends or—
Egon: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake? Y/N: Aww- Egon: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!
Egon: Are you trying to seduce me? Y/N: Why, are you seducible?
More Egon x reader incorrect quotes
Egon: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine. Y/N: Marry me.
change wine to twinkies
Egon: I feel like doing something stupid. Y/N: I’m stupid, do me.
Egon: You’re not jealous, are you? Y/N: No! Egon: Good, ‘cause I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful.
Egon: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Y/N: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Egon: I said within reason, Y/N. How about I murder that guy? Y/N: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? Egon: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
Egon: My crush isn’t picking up on my hints. Y/N: What hints have you given them? Egon: Well, I think about them a lot. Egon: And sometimes I even think about talking to them.
Egon x reader incorrect quotes ~the saga continues or whatever~
Egon: banging a pen on the table out of frustration Y/N: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table? Egon: I— Egon: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.
Y/N: What the hell is wrong with you? Egon: I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than everyone else.
Egon: As top in this relationship, I think we should- Y/N: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.
This could really go either way
Y/N: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles. Egon: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one? Y/N: Seize the dick.
Y/N: Stay foxy. Egon: Die lonely.
Incorrect Ghostbuster quotes
Peter: Guys! I found a 100 dollar bill! Peter: looks around ….Should I keep it? Egon: Peter, just do the right thing. Y/N: And put in your bag. Egon: No—
Peter: Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things. Y/N, entering in an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too. Egon: Wow, Peter was late too! What a coincidence!
love this one
Y/N: You need to stop swearing so much. Janine: Shut the fuck up. Y/N: Yeah, that's not how you do it. Janine: Alright sorry. It's just that it's hard not to swear. The words just creep up on me when I least expect it. Y/N: Now now, don't be like that. Just replace the swear words with 'beep' and you'll be fine. Janine: Shit the beep up. Y/N: Janine: SHUT, DAMMIT! I MEANT SHUT!
I see this happening like a lot
Winston: So, did everyone learn their lesson? Janine: No. Peter: I did not. Y/N: I may have actually forgotten one. Ray: Also no. Winston: Oh good, neither did I. Egon : Exhausted sigh 😞
Y/N: I hate to disagree with you, but- Egon: Please, you love to disagree with me. Its your favorite thing to do.
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Janine, grinning: Before you were what? Y/N: Before I was- Janine: What? Y/N: Before I was inter- Janine: Before you were interrupted? Y/N: Cut me off one more time and I swear I'll- Janine: What? Y/N: makes frustrated sound Ray, nervously: Stop that. Before they hurt you.
Egon: When you've been on the internet for as long as I have, you develop thick skin. Janine: Navy blue isn't your color. Egon: Navy blue brings out my eyes you prick! Chases after Janine
Y/N: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?! Egon: … Y/N: Oh, right. The lying.
Vince: What’s it like being tall? Janine: Is it nice? Y/N: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards? Egon: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Janine: You've got to act tough, Janine! Show 'em you can't be pushed around! Show 'em they can't mess with you! Egon: Right. Yes. Tough. Got it. Egon, standing up on their stool and slamming their hands down on the bar: I'LL TAKE A CHOCOLATE MILK.
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Janine: pretending to joke So when are you going to go out with me? Y/N: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to? Ray: And you just ran away?! Janine: I didn't expect them to flirt back!
Winston: The Ocean is a soup. Peter: Peter: Do elaborate. Winston: What are needed for something to be a soup? Peter: Erm… Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine. Winston: Tilts head Peter: The Ocean is a Soup. Winston: The Ocean is a Soup.
Peter: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence. Ray: …Don’t you mean benevolence? Peter: No.
Egon, to the squad: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.
Ray: Okay. Hypothetically speaking, how mad would you be if I burned a hot pocket so badly it could probably fall off a ten-story building and be completely fine? Y/N: Ray, what did you do? Ray: Take a guess.
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Egon: What's worse than a heartbreak? Y/N: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging. Peter: Waking up in the morning. Winston: Waking up. Janine: Waking up in the morning… Janine: And seeing Ray. Ray: Hey! Rude!!
Y/N: They say that the most valuable things cost nothing. Winston: They also say that being cheap is an annoying trait, so don’t overuse that excuse.
Egon: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers! Peter: Please, just say fuck.
Janine: I don’t want to talk about it. Ray: Good, I don’t wanna hear about it.
Janine: Winston isn't talking to me. Egon: Enjoy it while it lasts.
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Y/N: That sounds like a terrible plan. Winston: Oh, we've had worse.
Janine: You know I think my life has value. Egon: Who are you and what have you done with Janine?!
Egon, looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top? Peter: Y/N’s in the kitchen.
Winston: Y/N gets offended by everything. Y/N: What did you say about me?!? Winston: Winston: Case in point.
Peter: Time for plan G. Winston: Don’t you mean plan B? Peter: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Janine: What about plan D? Peter: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Y/N: What about plan E? Peter: I’m hoping not to use it. Ray dies in plan E. Egon: I like plan E.
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Egon: Did it hurt when you fell- Winston: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt- Egon: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs. Winston: … Egon: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
Winston: ….Thou shalt not marry each other, for thy art both sinful… Y/N: I just wanna fucking marry Peter!!
Ray: It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks! Winston: Why would I do that? Ray: It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free!
Peter: He’s got you there Winston
Peter: Aren’t you going to say “have a nice day?” Winston: I don’t care if you have a pulse, much less a nice day.
Y/N: I can’t believe my birth certificate says F… Y/N: …How did I fail being born?
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Egon: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm? Janine: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.
Everyone is playing a board game together Winston: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'. Janine: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'. Peter: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'. Egon: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'. Peter: flips the board
Janine, in Y/N’s window: I thought I’d find you here! Ray, climbing past Janine: WE COULD HAVE USED THE DOOR-
Y/N: You have an impressive pain tolerance. Egon: Thanks, it's the trauma.
Egon: Nothing feels better than winning Monopoly. Not love, not sex, not free pizza, nothing! Janine: I’m sorry, have you tried pizza? Egon: Yes, and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friend’s eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate. Y/N: I like you.
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Winston: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.
Egon, texting Winston: Winston there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it? Egon: Pls hurry because I’m going to cry Egon: Winston Egon: Winston Winston: Winston is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth.
Egon: Where the devil is Y/N? Winston: Well, it is raining outside… Maybe they melted? Janine: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?
Winston: on the phone Hey Y/N, do you know my blood type? Y/N: Of course, it's B-. Winston: Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, nurse-!
Janine: Hey, how did my phone break? Peter: You were drunk yesterday. Janine: And? Egon: You threw it. Janine: Why? Y/N: You turned on airplane mode and kept screaming “FLY DAMN YOU!” Janine: And why didn’t you stop me?! Ray: We were busy laughing our asses off.
Ray x reader incorrect quotes
Ray: The stars are so beautiful… Y/N: They're just giant balls of gas. Ray: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then- Y/N: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you. Ray: Oh…
Ray: Y/N is playing hard to get. Ray: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
Ray: Why don’t you go talk to them? Y/N, sarcastically: Oh. Yeah, sure. Ray: What? So you go tell them they’re cute, what’s the worst that could happen? Y/N: They could hear me.
Y/N: BE A BETTER PERSON! Ray: WHY?! Y/N: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!
Y/N: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Ray! Ray: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.
Alternatively could be Janine saying that
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Y/N: Stop doing that. Ray: Stop doing what? Y/N: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.
Ray: Bro- Y/N: No, no, hold up, rewind. Y/N: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??
Y/N: Hey, Ray, what do you think it would be like if we had kids? Ray: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly. Y/N: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it? Ray: Can't really say I have. Y/N: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes. Ray: Sorry, Y/N. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.
Ray: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us. Y/N: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.
Y/N: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things. Ray: Hi, I’m ‘things’.
Winston x reader Incorrect quotes
Winston: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight. Y/N: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther? Winston, already taking off their clothes: God, Y/N, you’re so fucking stupid.
Winston: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Y/N: steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely Winston: That one. I want that one.
Y/N: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers? Winston: Peonies, why? Y/N: Winston: Were you going to get me flowers? Y/N: Winston: Y/N: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
Y/N: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash. Winston: Oh. We're going out? Y/N: Wh…
Winston: So… what would you do if you were in bed with me? Y/N: Depends. Is your bed comfortable? Winston: Yes. Y/N: I'd sleep.
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Winston: Pros and cons of dating me. Winston: Pros. You'll be the cute one. Winston: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-
Winston: Go fuck yourself. Y/N, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch
Winston: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives. Y/N: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train. Winston: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
Y/N: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Winston: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Y/N: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Winston: Is it working?
Y/N: Hey, wanna take a shower with me? Winston: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shoot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.
Peter x reader incorrect quotes
Peter: You look good in that hoodie. Y/N: You know where else I'd look good? Peter, zero hesitation: My bed. Y/N, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?
Y/N: Peter, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right? Peter, naked in Y/N's bed: No, I absolutely do not. Y/N, already taking off their clothes: Fuck… Me neither.
Y/N: Peter, why does your bucket list have ‘Die’ on it? Peter: So I can die feeling at least a little bit accomplished.
Peter: Kicks the door open, looking panicked Y/N: What did you do?! Peter: NOBODY DIED! Y/N: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
Peter: But we’re friends! I was building up to calling you a nickname soon! Y/N: That’ll never happen! In fact, you just lost “Y/N” privileges. From now on, you can call me by my last name or ‘Hey, you.’. Peter: Come on, Y/N. Y/N: glares Peter: Come on, Hey you.”
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Y/N: Something’s off. Peter: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people. Y/N: No, but that’s funny.
Peter: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- Y/N: I wrote you a poem. Peter, already crying: You did?
Y/N: is visibly upset Peter: Y/N, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country.
Peter: Hey, Y/N! Do you wanna go celebrate with me? Y/N: Peter, you know I can't be seen in public with you. Peter: Okay, a simple "no" would be fine.
Peter: If I die, you can have what little I own. Y/N: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die? Peter: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full. Y/N: Y/N: Sighs Let me call your therapist again.
Egon x reader incorrect quotes (???)
At a speed dating event Egon: Oh wow, people are really shallow. Y/N: Consider it a background check. For example: Do you have a death certificate? Egon: Checks their pulse Sorry, not yet. Y/N: Good, I'm not fucking a ghost again.
Egon : What did Peter do this time? Y/N: More like WHO did Peter do this time?
Egon : We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you? Y/N: …You realise any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?
Egon : What are you in the mood for? Y/N: World domination. Egon : That's a bit ambitious. Y/N: You are my world. Egon : Aww… Y/N: Egon : Y/N: Egon : OH.
Egon: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. Y/N : Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. Egon: … Egon: You mean ring bearER, right? Y/N : … Egon: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.