Peter X Reader Incorrect Quotes 2

Peter x reader incorrect quotes 2

Y/N: Something’s off. Peter: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people. Y/N: No, but that’s funny.

Peter: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- Y/N: I wrote you a poem. Peter, already crying: You did?

Y/N: is visibly upset Peter: Y/N, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country.

Peter: Hey, Y/N! Do you wanna go celebrate with me? Y/N: Peter, you know I can't be seen in public with you. Peter: Okay, a simple "no" would be fine.

Peter: If I die, you can have what little I own. Y/N: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die? Peter: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full. Y/N: Y/N: Sighs Let me call your therapist again.

Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

HP Lovecraft was a friggin genius as far as horror goes, like yes I’m scared of the dark and yeah I’m scared of all powerful beings and yes my mind is the scariest place I know

hastily slapped this together in a few seconds

Put salt in your baked goods. Put salt in your desserts. Just do it. Please. Salt isn't just for savory, it's literally a flavor enhancer so even a pinch can take a meh recipe to one people can't stop eating. Listen to me. Your cookies and cheesecake bars are bland and uninteresting. I'm taking your hand. I'm guiding you with a gentle touch to the back. We can do this together. Trust me.

Winston x reader incorrect quotes 2

Winston: Pros and cons of dating me. Winston: Pros. You'll be the cute one. Winston: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

Winston: Go fuck yourself. Y/N, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch

Winston: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives. Y/N: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train. Winston: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

Y/N: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Winston: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Y/N: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Winston: Is it working?

Y/N: Hey, wanna take a shower with me? Winston: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shoot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.