Merlin: You Remember, The First Time I Was On The Ice, It Was Our Second Date.

Merlin: You remember, the first time I was on the ice, it was our second date.

Arthur *laughs*: How could I forget!

Merlin *pinches him*: You were supposed to teach me!

Arthur: How could I?! You were sprawled out on the ice like Bambi.

Merlin: ... *Murder glare*

Arthur: ...

Arthur: And looking just as adorable.

Merlin: Good save.

What do princes even do in their free time

Arthur: …very important…kingdom…stuff…

So since I’m currently writing instead of doing the necessary productive stuff like studying I deem now the best time to answer this. Thanks for tagging me @consultingfangirl <3 !

So this is the latest part of the bbc merlin oneshot I just started writing. It’s WIP title is ‘Naming stories is my doom IX’  because I can never seem to come up with good story names and there are 8 other stories that don’t yet have a name

It’s a kidfic about Prince Arthur and the druid boy merlin that uses Arthur as his leverage to leave Camelot alive. Arthur moved to raise his arms- until he wasn’t. His arms slammed back down and wouldn’t move an inch, as if they were glued to his sides. 

“I wouldn’t do that if I were you”, the boy threatening his life uttered his first words - and Arthur would lie if he said he wasn’t a little surprised by the softness of his voice - Arthur moved his eyes to the druids face again, just in time to see the gold fade from his eyes and be replaced by the rich blue.

What irritated Arthur the most wasn’t having his sword held to his throat and being made immovable by magic, but that he didn’t feel threatened by it in the slightest. The druids were said to be a peaceful people and Arthur was sure that this druid in particular, with those overly large ears of his, wasn’t even able to hurt a fly, let alone the Prince of Camelot.

I tag @tinylilemrys @bookwormravenclawgirl @asktheslytherpuff @ask-themaraudersmap @blackpsycat @gryffindorkus and anyone else who wants to do it :D

There will never be a last Last Sentence

Thanks, @egmon73 and @love-in-mind-palace, for the tag. I will gladly keep playing this game forever.

Rules: Post the last sentence you wrote, and tag as many people as there are words.

This is from an upcoming chapter of Not Entirely Clueless, which I have been co-writing with Jane Austen.

In spite of all his faults, Sherlock knew he was dear to Captain Watson; might he not say, very dear?

Tagging @lmirandas @crazycatt71 @notjustamumj @elwinglyre @nottoolateforthegame @advertisingvictim @hubblegleeflower @vulgarweed @anyawen @bakingsherlycakes @isitanylittlewonder @fangirllock @homosociallyyours @sherlock-nanowrimo @may-shepard @ellipsical-elle @daisyfairy1 @imnova @221b-carefulwhatyouwishfor and anyone else who’d like to share. 

Arthur: *whining* Merliin! I'm sick!

Merlin: Arthur, you have a cold.

Arthur: I'm gonna die!

Merlin: *sighs* Are you now? Well, I know what to do then. We're gonna rub cold, damp dirt on your chest!

Arthur: ...

Arthur: Does that really help?

Merlin: *shrugs* No, but it's never too early to get used to it.

The Bible says being gay is fine, as long as you’re high.

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Harry Potter’s German name would be Harald Töpfer.