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Gaius: so...Were you gonna tell me about it?

Merlin: Gaius, there is an explanation for all of this!

Gaius: You stole it.

Merlin: Oh, good, so we're on the same page.

Gaius: Same page?! We're not reading the same book! We're not even in the same library!!!

Merlin: You remember, the first time I was on the ice, it was our second date.

Arthur *laughs*: How could I forget!

Merlin *pinches him*: You were supposed to teach me!

Arthur: How could I?! You were sprawled out on the ice like Bambi.

Merlin: ... *Murder glare*

Arthur: ...

Arthur: And looking just as adorable.

Merlin: Good save.

Merlin: wow. It's...It's really exciting sitting on the sidelines.

Arthur:

Merlin:

Arthur:

Merlin: Can I -

Arthur: You'll sit there and you'll like it. Now pay attention.

Merlin: Where are you going?

Morgana: I'm headed home.

Merlin: Why, why? I thought we were all drinking tonight?

Morgana: You guys are fine without me.

Merlin: Oh come on, but it's the tavern. The tavern's fun!

Arthur: You hate the tavern.

Merlin: I like the tavern when Morgana's here.

Merlin: *to Morgana* You're the only thing in here that smells good.