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Hey i’m a fashion design student so i have tons and tons of pdfs and docs with basic sewing techniques, pattern how-tos, and resources for fabric and trims. I’ve compiled it all into a shareable folder for anyone who wants to look into sewing and making their own clothing. I’ll be adding to this folder whenever i come across new resources
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/16uhmMb8kE4P_vOSycr6XSa9zpmDijZSd?usp=sharing
this is definitely not the link to a google drive with free mandarin chinese practice books, definitely not









this is definitely not the link to a google drive filled with free pdfs of books
for more chinese tips and resources
for more of my posts
Books I use to self study Chinese and More
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everyone’s debating posts of the decade, best and worst, and i have yet to see anyone mention moon moon
i don’t know why but i’m really amused by the winner of some ‘new kanji’ contest:

compare with the real kanji

座 (seat/gathering), but the two 人 (person) radicals have been moved from next to each other within the 土 (earth) radical to diagonally from each other, making this “social distance(d seating/gathering)”




After years of dancing around each other, brushing knees next to fires and riding into battle together, Arthur asks Merlin to accompany him for a picnic. In his own way, of course.
my merlin_holidays gift for lizzietothet, click here for the accompanying graphics!
I hereby present to you the real reason why Arthur and Gwen didn't have a child at the end of season 5:
Arthur: So, Merlin, I wanted to tell you something.
.. Gwen and I have been married for a year and we want to try having kids. Since I need an heir and all..
Merlin: *groans* please don't. i'm not ready to be a father! I have no idea how to raise a child! I have enough work to do with just YOU around!
Arthur:.... you do realize that Gwen and I will be the parents right?
Merlin: *pointed glare* and who do you think will be ordered to take care of them, Sire?
Who will change their diapers, feed them when you and Gwen sleep through the night? Who do you think will teach them how to read? Who will play with them, while the two of you are doing your royal duties?
Arthur: *his mouth opens and clothes like a fish. He says nothing.*
Merlin: Exactly! So, NO, Sire. We're NOT having a child!


I just finished making my first mirror glaze cake and I'm really proud of how it turned out so I need to show it to everyone 😇😇

I just finished making my first mirror glaze cake and I'm really proud of how it turned out so I need to show it to everyone 😇😇




The Animals - House of the Rising Sun (1964)
Silver Jews - New Orleans (1994)
wdhmbt’s tumblr post (undated)






Whenever Arthur sleeps, he does the sleepy blep 😍
He does not stop even when he starts dreaming ♥️.
do you ever talk to yourself but in your second language
Oranges work the other way! The colour orange is named after the fruit
Haha yeah, you're absolutely right. And yet one should think it's more likely to come up in someone's thought process than star fruit or lemons 🤷😂
How did none of these people think to say 'orange'?!

Me when my players are trying to guess the answer to a puzzle
So I’m sure citizenship isn’t a huge thing in Camelot. Like, if you’re in Camelot then I’m sure you are considered a person of Camelot unless you’re a noble with a different allegiance or something... HOWEVER, I was recently reminded that I was 13 fucking years old before realizing I was an American citizen and I think it would be hilarious to apply that concept to Merlin.
Merlin: Arthur, I think I’m ready
Arthur: for what?
Merlin: To ally myself with Camelot for good
Arthur: o...kay. Who have you been allied to for the last few years?
Merlin: Essetir?
Arthur: ESSETIR?! TO CENDRED?!
Merlin: I can’t help where I was born, Arthur. Anyways. What do I need to do? Is there a test I need to take? A task?
Arthur, realizing that Merlin has absolutely no idea that he became a citizen of Camelot by default upon entering his household: ....as a matter of fact. Yes, there is. It’s a very long test. Very hard. Have you studied?
Merlin: I...I haven’t. I didn’t realize-
Arthur: Oh, God. Merlin, you haven’t even studied? You don’t stand a chance. Can you even sing our anthem?
Merlin: you have an ANTHEM?!
Arthur: I really don’t think you’re taking this seriously
Roommate: I'm going to make pasta, do you want some?
Me: Nah, thanks.
My brother: Are you telling me you're...Antipasta? 😏😏
If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, don’t deny it. One, because there will always be people who think it’s true, and two, because that dumbass boy just handed you the power to say anything you want about what he’s like in bed, and people will believe it. Say he bleats like a sheep when he orgasms. Say he put on pearl earrings and asked you to call him Daisy. Say he couldn’t get it up until he watched an old Billy Mays infomercial. The power is yours.
Me, reads several 50+k fanfictions a day, sometimes (always) till the early hours of morning: Oh, it's already sunrise? Ah, well... let's read some more.
Also me, has to read 1 [one] 5 pages article for uni: ughhhhh... Why is this so long??? It's already 6pm, I'm tired, let me sleep!!!