Roommate: I'm Going To Make Pasta, Do You Want Some?

Roommate: I'm going to make pasta, do you want some?

Me: Nah, thanks.

My brother: Are you telling me you're...Antipasta? 😏😏

I just finished making my first mirror glaze cake and I'm really proud of how it turned out so I need to show it to everyone 😇😇

After years of dancing around each other, brushing knees next to fires and riding into battle together, Arthur asks Merlin to accompany him for a picnic. In his own way, of course.

my merlin_holidays gift for lizzietothet, click here for the accompanying graphics!

If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, don’t deny it. One, because there will always be people who think it’s true, and two, because that dumbass boy just handed you the power to say anything you want about what he’s like in bed, and people will believe it. Say he bleats like a sheep when he orgasms. Say he put on pearl earrings and asked you to call him Daisy. Say he couldn’t get it up until he watched an old Billy Mays infomercial. The power is yours.

Me, reads several 50+k fanfictions a day, sometimes (always) till the early hours of morning: Oh, it's already sunrise? Ah, well... let's read some more.

Also me, has to read 1 [one] 5 pages article for uni: ughhhhh... Why is this so long??? It's already 6pm, I'm tired, let me sleep!!!