You Know Who I Am Now That I'm Following You (I Somehow Forgot Last Time???) But WOOOO VEL'KOZ!!!!!Good

You know who I am now that I'm following you (I somehow forgot last time???) but WOOOO VEL'KOZ!!!!! Good headcanons!!! Love the idea of everyone being entirely oblivious to his whole shtick that's hilarious. Monsterfucker drug dealer is a great sentence btw; gave me a chuckle at work Thank you for writing things!! Looking forward to any and all work of yours -That first anon again

Yea that was my favorite part of it X'DDDD I feel like it would fit the April Fool's theme of the skin that everyone just accepts it, and Vel'Koz in reality is like:

I'm coining the term "Monsterfucker Drug Dealer" at this point, cuz that is basically what I'm doing with this blog X'D

No problem, I'm really happy you enjoyed them so far. I didn't really expect this to really hit it off, but I was proven wrong clearly X'D Thank you as well for enjoying them and engaging with my stuff, it makes my day to see people enjoy the stupid things I make ^^

The void gals are gORGEOUS in these new skins dAMN!

Primordian Briar, Bel'Veth & Rek'Sai Concept Art

Void Gals Dating Aroace Partner

Bing bong the gals are finally here.

Rek'Sai took a lot more effort to think about than I thought she would. Like on one hand it should be easier because she speaks nothing but growls and roars and is just mother, but on the other she is far more animalistic than the other Voidborns so she wouldn't behave like they do. Aside from that, Bel is further just making herself more of a wife at this point for me.

Enjoy, my fellow aces, aros, both and everyone else on the spectrum in between.

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Rek'Sai

She's already a bit of a deviant from her species, as she wasn't created to be the protective mother she is to her offspring.

More so once you came into the picture and took on the parental role as well.

She follows her instincts, so in terms of loving you its what you'd expect from a giant scorpion-worm thing.

Gives you gifts, overly protects you, does acts or gestures akin to kisses, hugs and more, and when spring rolls around its all magnified along with wanting to be even more intimate with you.

You know she doesn't mean it, but you can't help but feel inadequate when she actively shows how much she loves you and wants you.

She isn't oblivious, just because she can't see your body language doesn't mean she can't hear it in your voice you're upset with something.

So she'll pester you about it, wanting to make sure you were okay and nothing was troubling you.

She'll give a stern growl when you lie, she won't let her mate wallow in self misery.

When you do tell her what has you troubled and how you feel like you're not properly showing you care for her, she feels guilty a bit.

It takes a bit of talking to figure out how to proceed with the relationship, just know that she isn't going to settle for anyone else but you as her mate.

It'll take her some time to break some of those instincts on how she treats you as her mate, if you mention any of it makes you feel uncomfortable. But she's willing.

Otherwise, she will try her best to not make it seem like she demands you to act as she does. Because you being with her is enough.

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Bel'Veth

Bel'Veth does have a very strict view on love, but its more or less these five traits she demands in a partner.

Devotion, sacrifice, compromise, loyalty and obedience.

As long as you are willing to be loyal to her and her goals, devote yourself to her, be willing to compromise on differences, sacrifice your humanity to become one with the Void, and obey her when necessary.

She adores how you are, loves who you are, craves your individuality. She's happy to let you have free will and do what you wish, as long as you know when to park it and listen to your Empress.

So, when it came to you and your insecurities as a partner she simply asked if you were unable to follow those traits she desires.

When you answered no, then what is there to be concerned about? You fit the criteria of what she wanted and that was that.

You had to explain that you felt different in terms of romantic feelings or sexual desires. That because you felt different, you worried you weren't a suitable partner for her.

She gave you a choice, would you choose to be with her regardless of how you felt, or would you choose to leave because you felt so called 'nothing'?

Your frantic answer that you'd want to be with her, the tone of fear that you possibly upset or offended her and that she'd leave you was all she needed.

"Then what else do you need? Isn't that proof enough?"

She could care less if you felt romantic attraction to her, or if you wanted to have intimate actions with her. As long as you wanted her and you followed those traits. That's all she could want.

Do None Of You Own A Kettle?!

So I remembered this vid on the whole "who was going to tell me tea tasted different in hot water" and I had the immediate thought of the Void champs so- here have a shit post.

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Kha'Zix: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water Vel'Koz: *chokes* Y-You were putting it in cold water??? Malzahar: Kha'Zix. Answer the question Kha'Zix. Kha'Zix: Yeah? I thought for like. 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the "tea-ification" process, didn’t realize there was an actual reason Malzahar: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes??? Vel'Koz: Why are you. putting it in the microwave, to boil it?! Malzahar: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?! Vel'Koz: It takes less than a minute! Malzahar: Vel'Koz is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?! Vel'Koz: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove? Malzahar: Like seven minutes! Vel'Koz: *Deep sigh* Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes…less than that if you use a saucepan… Malzahar: You’re putting the whole mug on the stove??? On medium heat??? Your stove is enchanted! Bel'Veth: *Face wing* Every single person in this room is a fucking lunatic… Cho'Gath: DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE?!

Man my brain has been empty of ideas as of late, should probably look around for some prompt ideas or something to get my brain working. I haven't been able to write any fanfics, original stories or even work on my novella much cuz my brain just blank.

Damn right we do

Monster fuckers are so creative cuz it’s like you’ll look at a monster and go “how the fuck would one go about fucking that?” And then a monster fucker will slither from the shadows and give a demonstration of human ingenuity