You Know Who I Am Now That I'm Following You (I Somehow Forgot Last Time???) But WOOOO VEL'KOZ!!!!!Good

You know who I am now that I'm following you (I somehow forgot last time???) but WOOOO VEL'KOZ!!!!! Good headcanons!!! Love the idea of everyone being entirely oblivious to his whole shtick that's hilarious. Monsterfucker drug dealer is a great sentence btw; gave me a chuckle at work Thank you for writing things!! Looking forward to any and all work of yours -That first anon again

Yea that was my favorite part of it X'DDDD I feel like it would fit the April Fool's theme of the skin that everyone just accepts it, and Vel'Koz in reality is like:

I'm coining the term "Monsterfucker Drug Dealer" at this point, cuz that is basically what I'm doing with this blog X'D

No problem, I'm really happy you enjoyed them so far. I didn't really expect this to really hit it off, but I was proven wrong clearly X'D Thank you as well for enjoying them and engaging with my stuff, it makes my day to see people enjoy the stupid things I make ^^

Mod speaking (hello not dead, actually working on a thing right now- just getting into character is a bitch to do- anyway):

KHA'ZIX GOT A NEW SKIN AND NOT A GOD DAMN PERSON TOLD ME?!?! GOD HELLO HE CAN ENTER MY DREAMS ANY DAY ANY NIGHT!

Gorgeous fucking bastard

Dream Raider Kha'Zix - Wild Rift Splash Art

Man my brain has been empty of ideas as of late, should probably look around for some prompt ideas or something to get my brain working. I haven't been able to write any fanfics, original stories or even work on my novella much cuz my brain just blank.

Damn right we do

Monster fuckers are so creative cuz it’s like you’ll look at a monster and go “how the fuck would one go about fucking that?” And then a monster fucker will slither from the shadows and give a demonstration of human ingenuity

Courting the finest Gentleman

This might be my current longest post- I did not mean to make it this long and I def tried to wrap it up at the end X'D

Who knows maybe if someone's interested in another Gentleman Cho thing I could def continue cuz apparently I just have the most ideas with him? Enjoy!

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You've heard over countless of tales and rumors about this gorgeous and mysterious Manor far from your simple lil' abode.

How its like taking a passage through time to the medieval period of Kings and Queens, fabled vampires or dragons roaming the world. Like you've entered the infamous Dracula's lair as an honored guest.

How you're treated to delicious meals and the most intimate balls to attend, bound to find eternal love and happiness...if you were to survive.

If it sounds like some sort of hoax to lure thrill seeking people that want to live out some haunted house fantasy, that's because that's exactly how you and others interpreted it.

Not that you'd blame anyone for wanting to seek out this Manor for the rumors. Life is dull, and sometimes escapism is the best way to just make one more day tolerable.

It's exactly why you decided to attend this fabulous event when you were given the opportunity.

The manor certainly lived up to the hype, it was truly beautiful. But it was massive! The doors alone were like skyscrapers in comparison to your average height.

No matter how many people could fit in the ball room, it just felt empty. Whoever used to own this place must have felt the same, why would they need a manor this large?

The answer came with a gigantic beast, a visceral horror...in a neatly fitted suit and top hat, with a monocle to complete the set.

The whiplash was not expected, first seeing a massive monster that could trample this manor in seconds, only to realize he's the fucking host and he speaks in the most polite British accent known to man.

Perhaps the worse of it was the fact you experienced first hand "Love at first sight". Or possibly extreme interest in him that any and everyone else in the room just became nonexistent to you.

It didn't help he treated you like an actual gentleman, from the bow, the introduction, wanting to ensure your comfortability and enjoyment of the event, showing such interest whenever you spoke to him.

Even when other people came to speak to him, he made sure no one was forgotten or interrupted. Especially you.

Don't get started on the compliments. They were simple yet so sweet, how could you not blush at some of them?

Honestly you've caught his eye the moment you've walked up to him. Cho'Gath had a set goal in mind to feast on everyone here, and yet you managed to make him forget that small little plan of his.

He couldn't quite put his pincher on it, you were beautiful/handsome- legitimately. He didn't lie about it whenever he complimented you.

But his attention was on you the whole night, as much as yours was on him.

Eventually he remembered why he even had this whole ball set up in the first place when his stomach practically roared. Not wanting you to get caught in the gory mess, he escorted you out of the Manor. Stating that dinner was unfortunately delayed due to...missing ingredients.

You still remembered the rumors about 'surviving the event', so you know you basically got spared from being an appetizer for him.

He did encourage you'd come around again, that his door will always be open, and you might just take him up on that offer. He was a gentleman after all, and you're pretty sure his smile was genuine when he spoke to you.

You're a great writer omg,, I did NOT realise how much I loved Vel'Koz until I read that other post of yours. Thank you for the brainrot

AAA! Thank you!!! Honestly felt like it was half-assed because right afterwards I forgot 90% of what I wrote X'D My ass is more or less just recently appreciating the Eyeball on that level, but he's getting tied between Cho on 2nd. Kha'Zix is permanent resident of 1st place.

You're welcome none the less~ And hey I still have plenty of more ideas with the Voidies, including Vel to share. Whenever you need more brainrot you have a supplier now X'D