Tom And The Lie Detector Test

Tom and the lie detector test

(PART II here)

PART I , PART II, PART III , PART IV, PART V

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Yes, working on set with Tom Hiddleston was great. What Y/N hadn’t planned was she would fall in love with him. Being friends with Tom was something she appreciated. They’d shared so many experiences on set and the bond between them was strong.

However, as soon as Thor Ragnarok filming ended, Y/N and Tom had to say goodbye.

God, it was hard.

Tom went back to London and she got another job in New York. Y/N thought it was life, that she couldn’t help it. He was a celebrity and she was nothing else than his friend.

It broke her heart forever. Well, for a week actually.

Y/N knew Tom had accepted to appear on a TV show after the shooting. It wasn’t her thing, but it would allow her to see his face again.

And here he was, her gigantic dork, still magnificent, all kind and polite. Y/N sighed, fidgeting with her phone, not really listening, until a few words caught her attention,

“Well, now Tom, there is a little surprise for you tonight. We have a special guest who previously worked for the army.”

Another woman appeared on screen and Y/N frowned, turning up the volume.

“Tom, would you accept to pass a test ? It won’t hurt.” the presenter assured.

The woman started circling him with wires and what looked like medical stuffs.

“This is a lie detector test…”

Y/N chuckled. Unlike his character, Loki, Tom had never been a very good liar. This would be fun.

Tom and the detector appeared on separate screens. On the second one, needles traced his blood pressure, pulse and respiration on a paper.

“So, Tom, this is a polygraph. We’re going to ask you some questions. Deceptive answers will produce physiological responses that will be differentiated from those associated with non-deceptive answers. In other words, we’ll know when you’re lying.”

They started with a pre-test interview to establish his normal reactions. Tom was a bit nervous, rather amused.

“Is your name Tom Hiddleston ?”

“Yes.”

“Do you live in London ?”

“Yes.”

“Are you nervous ?”

“Yes.”

“Why ?”

“This is extremely disturbing.” Tom chuckled.

“Here we go. This is the actual test. Do you want to get married someday ?”

“Yes.”

“Have you ever been in love ?”

“Yes.”

“Do you think everyone has a soulmate ?”

“No.”

There was a silence and a smile curved his lips,

“The purpose of this interview is now clear…”  Tom mumbled, causing the presenter to giggle.

“Are you in a relationship with this girl ?”

The woman pushed a picture of a famous actress in front of Tom.

“No.”

“Are you sure about that ?”

“Yes.”

The needles of the detector were still tracing a linear pattern on the paper.

“Is there someone out there who doesn’t know you have a crush on them ?”

Tom bit down onto his bottom lip,

“No.”

The needle slowly rose to draw a line higher than the others and Y/N’s heart sunk into her chest. Tom was a seductive man, he certainly had a crush on another celebrity. He took a glance at the paper, pressing his lips together tightly. Joining his hands, he leaned into his seat,

“I’m getting incredibly nervous, but everything I’m saying is true.” he smiled.

“Do you have a phobia ?”

“Yes.”

The lines went back to a normal pattern.

“Does this picture scare you ?”

The woman handed him a photography of a clown, causing Tom to chuckle.

“No.”

“Do you have a girlfriend ?”

“No.”

There was a silence until the woman placed another picture in front of Tom,

“Are you dating this woman ?”

Tom cleared his throat, observing the photography,

“Oh well, this is Y/N. No, I’m not dating her.” he chuckled uncomfortably.

Hearing her name, Y/N listened more carefully, her heart pounding in her chest.

“Do you like her ?”

“Yes.”

“Would you like to date her ?”

Tom did his best to not show any emotion, but Y/N knew him. She could see his eyes slightly widening as he adopted his usual poker face.

“Not answering to this one.” he slightly smiled, shooting a gaze at his agent who was hiding behind the cameras, a grin across his face.

“Do you love her ?”

Y/N’s heart started racing in her chest. Were they even allowed to ask this type of questions ?

Tom shook his head, pinching the bridge of his nose as he laughed. It took him a moment to recollect himself. He looked back at the TV presenter, inhaling deeply before he held his breath, delivering a high pitched “No ?”.

The needle instantly went up on the paper and Tom gasped, burying his face in his hands,

“My goodness, that was unfair. I hope she’s not watching this.” he blushed, leaving Y/N breathless.

Oh yes, she was watching this.

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There is a…an enormous kind of…just a very great threat on the state of peace in Asgard and the Universe […] and the only person who can help, for better for for worse, is Loki. It’s kind of like the A-Team. What’s that thing he says…

Natasha: Is everyone ready to go?

Clint: Yea- wait where’s the little guy?

Peter, rushing in carrying a large bag: Ok SO just hear me out-

Tony: *holds up a hand* I’m going to stop you there.

Peter: But I haven’t even EXPLAINED-

Tony: If this is another one of your insane ideas, leave it.

Y/n: *steps up* I want to hear it.

Peter: THANK YOU. Ok, so you know how boring walking is, right?

Bruce: Um-

Peter: *slowly places a hand in his bag* Imagine how cool we’d look if we were wearing…

Peter: *takes out a pair of rollerskates from his bag* ROLLERSKATES!!!

Steve: *blinks*

Natasha: *looks at Clint*

Clint: *stares back at Nat*

Peter: *eagerly looks around at everyone*

Tony: Yea… how about no.

Peter: BUT-

Natasha: Maybe next time, Peter.

Peter, sadly dumping his roller skates on the floor: Okay…

Peter: *slowly walks out of the room*

Loki, picking up the discarded rolling skates: *looks towards you*

Y/n: Poor Pete.

Loki: Perhaps there’s a way to help him…

Y/n: Yea… you thinking what I’m thinking?

Loki: *slowly begins to grin*

*the next day*

Loki, zooming around the Avengers compound on roller skates: *nearly rams into Clint* Excuse me.

Clint: What the…

Y/n, also on roller skates: *flys past Steve* On your left…

Peter, happily skating alongside you and Loki: YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST.

Tony, walking into the room: What the HELL.

Peter, seeing Tony: *nearly skates straight into Loki* HI MR. STARK. THERE’S AN EXTRA PAIR OF SKATES ON THE TABLE IF YOU WANT TO JOIN IN.

Steve: *angrily looks at Tony* You gonna put a stop to this?

Tony: *sighs* No…

Tony: *walks towards the table*

Tony: *grabs the extra pair of rollerskates* If you can’t beat ‘em, join them.

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#trick ass bitch

Sick in Bed ~Loki Imagine~

Summary: Being nice to the God of Mischief while he’s under Avenger’s house arrest, doesn’t make you get on his hate list. When Loki notices your absence in most of the activities lately, he finds out that you’re sick in bed. 

Author’s Note: I’m sick. I miss writing. So what’s up everyone!

When Loki came down to Earth as punishment on what he did in New York made everyone weary. Except you. Sure you were a little intimidated but that never stopped you from being nice to him.

“Why are you volunteering to show Loki around?” Tony asked you.

“Because why not?” You shrugged.

“Y/N, he’s dangerous,” Tony said.

“So am I yet you guys gave me a chance,” You tell him. You had both telekinesis and telepathy. Your parents sought out for help. Luckily, the Avengers took you in. 

“He nearly killed New York,” Tony protested. You shook your head as you walked away.

Thor and Loki had just arrived to the Avengers compound on Earth. Loki was in chains as Thor escorted him inside. 

“Thor, we need you,” Steve said as he walked over to Thor. 

“Right now? I just got here and with Loki,” Thor said.

“Don’t worry. Y/N volunteered to show Loki around,” Steve said.

“Are you sure you want to let, Y/N show Loki around?” Thor asked Steve. 

“I trust them,” Steve tells Thor.

“Don’t worry, Thor. I’ll be fine showing Loki around and where he will be staying,” You said as you walked over. Loki looked at you. To him, you looked small and fragile. To Loki, you looked weak. How could the Avengers let you be alone with him?

“Alright. I’ll be back as soon as possible,” Thor said. 

Steve and Thor walked off, leaving you alone with Loki. You looked over at him and smiled.

“Follow me now, Loki,” You tell him.

After showing him around, you finally showed him to his room. You put on the ankle bracelet that Tony made to ensure that Loki wouldn’t escape. You took off the chains and the muffler on Loki.

“Why did you bother showing me around?” Loki asked you.

“You may have almost killed thousands and thousands of lives but I think you’re a good guy in the inside. Somewhere in that deep dark hole where your heart should be,” You tell him with a soft smile. Loki raised his eyebrow at you.

“Oh! And before I forget, here,” You said as you brought out a book form your bag. 

“A book?” Loki questioned.

“Well I talked to Thor and he mentioned you liked to read. This is a collection of my favorite stories growing up. Thought maybe you’d want to read it to keep you entertained,” You tell him as you gave him the book. It was the Chronicles of Narnia.  

“Thank you,” Loki said surprised. Surprised that someone was being genuinely kind to him after all that he’s done. 

“I should go but hope you like reading it. If you’re done with it, let me know and I’ll bring you some older books like William Shakespeare,” You said before walking out. 

The next few weeks weren’t a pain for Loki. You brought him books to read, sat next to him during dinner, talked to him like he wasn’t a burden. Loki started to grow feelings for you but wouldn’t admit it. 

The next couple of days started to feel lonely for Loki. You didn’t show up to bring him a new book, talked to him, or sat next to him during dinner. In fact, he hasn’t really seen you during most of the time. Including dinner.

“Stark, where is Y/N?” Loki asked as Tony walked past him.

“They’re sick in bed,” Tony told him. Tony was used to you two hanging out. 

“Sick? As in ill?” Loki asked.

“Yeah. Why?” Tony asked.

“No reason,” Loki said before walking away.

Loki walked over to your room with a bowl of soup in his hands. He knocked on the door, waiting for you to let him in.

“Come in,” He heard a weak voice. Loki opened the door to see you in bed as you watched a movie on your TV.

“Oh hey, Loki,” You smiled.

“I heard you weren’t feeling well,” Loki said.

“Yeah. Sorry if it seemed that I was avoiding you. I’ve just been sick and I didn’t want to get anyone else sick,” You tell him.

“Well I heard that soup makes you better,” Loki said.

“Thanks, Loki,” You smiled. Loki gave you the bowl before pressing the back of his hand on your forehead. 

“You’re burning up,” Loki said.

“I know,” You say. Loki used his coldness to cool you down.

“Thank you. That feels so much better,” You smile. After you ate your soup, you started to feel tired. 

“Loki, I feel tired right now,” You tell him.

“Should I just go then?” Loki asked you.

“Actually, can you stay with me until I fall asleep?” You asked him.

“Of course,” Loki nodded. You got comfortable before closing your eyes.

Once Loki was sure you were asleep, he left your room quietly as possible. As soon as he closed the door behind him, he saw Thor standing in front of him.

“I see you have gotten close to Y/N,” Thor said.

“And if I have?” Loki asked him.

“Nothing. Y/N is a good person and doesn’t deserve to get hurt,” Thor tells him.

“What makes you think that I would hurt Y/N?” Loki asked.

“Maybe it’s the fact that you tried to take over Asgard and Earth and murdered people who got in your way,” Thor said.

“I would never hurt Y/N,” Loki tells him. Thor smirked at Loki’s defense. 

“Well it seems that you like Y/N,” Thor said.

“Of course I do. They’re the only person who didn’t want to spit in my face when I got here,” Loki tells Thor.

“I mean, you’re starting to fall in love with them,” Thor tells Loki. Loki stared at Thor for a little bit.

“I’m done talking to you,” Loki said as he walked away. 

“I’m right aren’t I?” Thor asked Loki, who was walking more quickly. Loki quickly went into his room before locking the door behind him.

“Even if I did love them, they wouldn’t love me back. After all, who could love a monster?” Loki said to himself. 

So you’re the one who showed us the way to Asgard.