Lady Y/N Please Stop Asking Loki

Lady Y/N please stop asking Loki

You: *muttering* Loki or whoever's up there and listening. Please make it rain. It's too hot.

- Meanwhile in Asgard -

Loki: *heard the muttering* Hmmm? A Midgardian asking me for help? I shall comply. Oh, Big Brother~

Thor: Yes Loki? You needed something from me?

Loki: Apologies in advance. A Midgardian called out to me for help. *Materializes his knife*

Thor: Loki? Loki?? *sees the knife* No. Don't. Not my hair.

- 5 mins later -

Thor: My HAIR! LOKI!!!!!!!!!! *summons Mhjolnir*

Loki: *Runs away*

- Back at Earth -

You: IT'S RAINING!!!!! THANK YOU LOKI!!!

- 1 month later -

Thor: NOT AGAIN!!! LOKI!!!!!

Loki: My Midgardian asked me again.

Thor: Is it the lady? Lady Y/n who always asks you to cause chaos?

Loki: *grins*

Thor: LADY Y/N PLEASE STOP ASKING LOKI TO CAUSE CHAOS!

- Earth -

You: HOLY SHIT THAT LIGHTING SCARED ME

odin’s wonderful parenting

child 1: raise them to have homicidal, violent tendencies then lock them up in a prison because lol u got nothing on me till i’m dead good luck finding me then 

child 2: ego/power complex raise him to also want war and have an unnecessary attachment to his hammer but haha those were just the training wheels you didn’t need that thing

child 3: lmao ur adopted and I got you to use you to prevent the wars the other 2 kids will cause also ur worthless and will never be good enough what do you mean ur suicidal

Y/n: *shuffles up to Thor and Loki*

Y/n, visibly vibrating with excitement: *holds out a piece of paper and a pen* Hi, sorry to interrupt. Huge fan. Can I get your autographs?

Thor: Of course!

Y/n: Is Sigyn here too? I’d love to meet her.

Loki: ...who?

Y/n: Your wife? Sigyn?

Thor: Brother, you have a WIFE?

Y/n: Wait, what do you mean BROTHER?

Y/n: *looks at Loki* I thought Odin was your blood brother?

Loki: *blinks* Excuse me?

Y/n: And don’t you have shoes that allow you to fly? *looks at Thor* Where are your iron gloves? *gasps* What do the apples of immortality taste like? Can I try one? Just a little bite?

Loki: *completely baffled* Where are you getting your information?

Y/n: *slowly pulls out a copy of Neil Gaiman’s Norse Mythology*

Loki: *grabs the book from you*

Loki: *flips through pages*

Thor: *peeks over Loki’s shoulder*

Loki: I don’t know half of these names...

Thor: *stares at Loki* ‘The Children of Loki’? How many children do you HAVE?

Loki: You’re married to Sif? So much for your mortal girlfriend...

Thor: Wait, why does this say I’m ‘not the brightest of the gods’? What’s that supposed to mean?

Loki: *cackling* ...finally something accurate.

Thor: *takes the book from Loki*

Thor: *losing his mind* I’ve never ONCE worn a dress.

Loki: You did what now?

Thor: Since when have you been having an affair with a giantess?

Loki: GIVE ME THE BOOK, THOR.

Thor: HELA IS YOUR DAUGHTER- actually that explains a lot.

Loki: I WANT THE BOOK-

Thor: FENRIR TOO? AND FATHER’S HORSE? WHAT HAVEN’T YOU DONE?

Loki: *rips the book from Thor’s hands*

Loki, frantically flipping through pages: Who has been spreading these LIES??

Y/n: Wait so NONE of it is true? Nothing at all?

Loki: *grins* Well they got one thing right....

Loki: *tosses the book back to you*

Loki: I am INCREDIBLY handsome.

Could I request something with Crowley? Maybe the reader stumbles upon him hurt in his snake form maybe weakened from something or another and she nurses him back to health? Eventually he returns human and romance ensues

🐍wowie my very first request!!! this gave me “fruits basket” vibes and i loved it! hope you enjoy🐍

“Crowley, sweetheart, I’m here!” You chirp, slipping out of your shoes and leaving them neatly by the door. While the Archangels could harshly punish you for your intimacy with a demon, they wouldn’t catch you being rude. If you were anything, it was prim, proper, and especially polite!

Your greeting is met with an unusual silence. Normally, Crowley would be sauntering your way as soon as he heard the door creak open. But today? No standard bombastic greeting. No grandiose display of affection as he twirled you about before rewarding you with a kiss. There’s nothing, save for you and the nip of chilly air coming from the vents. 

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Seven Days, Seven Books

Summary: Someone is leaving books on your table, with love confessions highlighted in them for you to find.

Pairing: Loki x reader

Word Count: 1,611

Warnings: Like, one swear word? 

A/N: My Loki thirst was acting up so here yall go

The Stark Tower housed a variety of individuals, all of them different in their personalities. Some were quiet, some were loud. Some were funny, some were… frankly, scary. They all had their own space, their own little lair, where you could always go to find them.

For example, finding Bruce Banner was easy since he was always in the labs. Wanda stayed in her room mostly, or she’d be in the balcony overlooking the city. Steve spent a lot of time at the gym, sparring with Natasha or Clint. They all had their way of doing things, their way of spending their days.

You were one of the people who liked to remain in one place, yours being the library. The Stark Tower library was extremely extensive, with every genre of books that you could imagine. You thought it to be your own personal heaven, where you could sit and lounge around for hours on end. Staying confined in one place didn’t bother you, because sitting in that library, you could travel to worlds unimaginable by others, all in the comfort of the light of the roaring fireplace.

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Locusts. LokixF!Reader.(insect warning)

Request by @whothehellisloki :Hi I just found your writing today and not gonna lie I read almost everything XD but you write so well and I love your style! I’m not sure if ur still taking requests, but if you are could you do a Loki x F!Reader where Loki and the reader team up in a prank war against the team and it’s just super cute and fluffy?? Again I love your writing so so so much! Thx u!

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"Y/n.. isn't that too mean?"

"Since when do you care about anything being 'too mean'?" You laugh out at your soon to be husband.

"... you're right. Who am i kidding? Let's do this!" Loki nods and you hum a 'yesss' .

Ever since you and Loki got engaged, the team started pranking you because you two where too invested in each other.

This resulted in a prank war that you and him are obviously nailing! I mean, you can't beat the God of Mischief and his girl in a prank war!

You tap on the name "Tony" in your contacts after making sure to call anonymously. Meanwhile,Loki transforms into Nick Fury.

"Hello?" You hear Tony on the other side of the line.

"Y-yes, Tony it's m-me.." Loki stutters in his form.

"Fury? Why are you stuttering? Is there an emergency?" You can hear Tony's concern.

"Look..uh.. a lady called Mariza came to my house.. she's from Wildlife services.." He tries his best not to laugh.

"Is there an emergency? Do they need us?"

"In this case.. there's nothing we can do.." Loki says dramatically.

"If you tell me there's another Thanos coming, i'm gonna flip!" Tony almost yells and you silently laugh.

"No..there's a locust apocalypse.."

"What the fuck are you on, Fury?"

"See.. it rained yesterday and locusts went out of their homes.. You need to turn off all lights, close all windows and any electricity in general. They are a lot!" Loki elbows your side to stop you from laughing.

"Oh. So it's serious.. Uh.. okay fine, we'll do that.." Tony closes the phone and does as told."F.R.I.D.A.Y , shut down the whole building."

"Yes sir. Is there an emergency?"

"Locusts." Tony says and Natasha laughs from the other side of the room.

The building starts shutting down,doors and windows closing, leaving the Avengers in complete darkness.

"Locusts? Really?" The redhead says and Sam bursts into laughter. "Turn the damn lights on, Stark."

"There's no way you're actually shutting down the building because of locusts!" Clint laughs out.

"That's obviously a prank. Loki and Y/N are behind this,i'm sure!" Steve says seriously, trying to find his way around in the pitcy black living room.

"My brother is extremely annoying." Thor crosses his hands in front of his chest.

"Oh yes, how did this not cross my mind? F.R.I.D.A.Y, turn on all electricity and open all doors and windows. Give me the exact location of Loki and Y/N."

"Yes sir."

As the doors and windows open,locusts fill the living room, sending the superheroes into panick mode.

"What the actual hell?" Wanda says in her tick accent.

"Is this part of the prank or is there actually a locust apocalypse?!" Bucky almost screams.

"Ha! Told you this was gonna work!" Watching the footage on the screen from the cameras, you squeal and hug Loki, who is more than happy to see you have fun.

"I can't believe humans are so scared of insects!" He shakes his head and then you both burst into laughter again.

Steve is trying to kick the poor insects away from him,Tony is on a table targetting and shooting them, Clint is screaming , Natasha is nowhere to be seen, Sam is yelling curse words,Thor is playing with a locust, saying that he made a new friend, Bucky is hiding behind Sam, and Wanda , being the only calm one in the situation, uses her powers to pick up as many locusts as possible and throws them out of the window.

"I can't wait to keep doing this with you for the rest of my life.." Loki says and your heart almost jumps out of your chest.

"I can't wait either honey... So many more to come in our lives. I love you!"

"I love you too, honey." He leans in for a kiss and you are quick to kiss him back.

"Hey. I know y'all are listening!" You pull apart and see Sam as close to the camera as possible. "Next time y'all do anything insect-related, me and Bucky are gonna get you back and there will be no mercy. That was not a warning. That was a statement!" Sam points at the camera and you laugh behind the screen.

"Oh, how about uniting our teams together?" Bruce walks in the room.

"Where were you this whole time? We needed the hulk-smash. I am so disappointed in you-"

Being part of the Avengers is hard,but moments like this are what kept you sane all these years.

These guys are your friends and without them, you wouldn't have met the love of your life.