Meanwhile, In Helheim

meanwhile, in Helheim

Tony: Oh yeah, well I had a cooler death

Natasha: You wouldn’t have been able to die without MY sacrifice

Tony: I had a one-liner

Natasha: I died first!

Tony: I died with my loved ones watching!

Natasha: I died in space!

Loki, watching with tears in his eyes: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Gamora: so you’re dead again?

Loki: YEah its temporary

Gamora: Its unfortunate that greasy hair isn’t temporary

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Loki: Yeeted.

Tony: Yote.

Loki: YEETED.

Natasha: YOTE.

Heimdall, tired: I just want to know who threw Gamora out of the window and how many times

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Loki: I’d like to apologise for my previous actions, it was wrong to react like that

Gamora: I accept your apology on the condition that you will wash your hair

Tony, while Heimdall and Natasha restrain Gamora and Loki from using their blades on each other: oooOOOOoooOOOooooOOOOOhHHHH

I am think the same. They wanted Thanos to be the villan that everybody remembers and because off that they killed LOKI.

I wanna add cos tweets are too short.

Imagine you wanna introduce villain like Thanos to the world & its supposed to be the most feared & biggest & most favorite villain,you plan this for years...

And then unexpectadily a young unknown english actor comes & brings to life a villain, an antihero that people love more than hero and despite putting your villain dramaticaly in post credit scene,people still mostly ask about that other guy they were not supposed to care for and what happened to him after attack on NY.

They must have been angry how people fell for Loki! I mean even Bob Iger said noone was gonna remember Loki 6 minutes after Thor movie.

This villain,who was supposed to be just mad brother of Thor,got such a power they literally had to change script to TDW and therefor outcome of the entire MCU & even delete his one single scene in AoU because he gained such a fanbase.

Look at the facts. Posters. Trailers. They have been cutting his screentime to the minimum! At the end,despite being in several movies & literally shaping everyone's fate since 2011 he got like 30 sec of screentime & didnt get into the final battle (characters who were in 1 movie before did) despite Thanos torturing him & we can say fucking up his life.

What im saying is Marvel cant admit how beloved and famous Loki is. That noone gives a shit about villain they wanted masses to love.

do NOT purchase bath bombs from the alleged trickster loki

loki bet a large sum of money on the Thor/Hulk fight and he won so where is the money and what is loki doing with it

Loki: I'm normal

Loki's mind: the year is 2027. flowers refuse to bloom. odin is dead. cats are trapped in bags. the police are always dabbing. everything is on fire. sirens are blaring from the nearby ikea. Mario kart is on all the billboards. food tastes like wii music. all is good in the world.

Peter: okay Mx.Loki, if you had a gun with two bullets and you were in the room with Thanos, Odin and Hela who would you shoot?

Loki: I’d stab Thor. Twice. Then fake my death.

Thor: I wasn’t even one of the options??

Thor: You have a gun not a knife??

Thor: What do you mean 'fAke yOur dEatH'??

Loki: Hela can take care of Odin. I'd then stab you twice and then fake my death so I don't have to deal with Thanos.

Peter: [taking notes] go on...