I Was Thinking About Whirl Cuckolding Tailgate By Getting It On With Cyclonus, But Since I Hate Tailgate

I was thinking about Whirl cuckolding Tailgate by getting it on with Cyclonus, but since I hate Tailgate it feels best for me to just take it as a starting point that Cygate just didn't work as a relationship. (Un)fortunately, it just happens. So it could be a cure for a broken heart that Whirl's proposing. Just a good casual, buddy-on-buddy fuck. What an excuse for him to shove his long ridged spike in the sad old goth. His goose neck is just made for him to stretch and twist it to peak on what's going on down there. Cyclonus makes quite a picture with his red optics flashing dimly, his plating bristling with the intensity of Whirl spiking him. Whirl may start some smug line, something about a hole being able to take more damage than a fragile spark, but Cyclonus quickly shuts him up by clawing on his frame and thrusting his hips upward HARD. Bonus if Cyclonus squirts, which has not happened for a long time, probably since Galvatron last layed his touch on him.

How TF reconstruct pregnancy into kink

Graphic pregnancy in fandom and in smut in particular was my squick. I remember craving peroxide to wash my brain after reading a mpreg fic, I cringed so hard the cringe almost got imprinted into my DNA. But there was also something intriguing. And by dissecting the whole concept, I found what it is that squicks me: body shape deformation, round visible bellies, painful birth, and, em, actual babies.

Transformers really changed a lot for me. The whole "pregnant machine" shit is so surreal and post-post-post-modern that I don't really associate it with human reproduction. Alien robots and xeno reproduction in general are just about artistic license and the rule of horny.

You just scrape out everything that doesn't work for you and add anything that gives you a boner. Cybertronians laying eggs? Why not. Laying being sexy and pleasurable? Yeah.

And what do I find inexplicably and oddly hot? Secret pregnancy. No visible signs, no significant weight gain. Maybe only a scrupulous look can find the waist being thickened. Otherwise there's no major changes in the bot's shape. But oh boy, how it may FEEL. Should we talk about the sex drive spiking like crazy (pun intended)? And it ends with an orgasm and a Kinder Surprise Egg. Wow, tasty.

I've hit my guilt and shame limits, so there's no more. I'm pathetic and happy with it. A day ago I violated another person's ask box with my unholy wall of text, but then thought it could make a fine post in my own kinky basement. Behold: TF Cyberverse dubcon wasteplay.

It starts with Cyberverse Astrotrain getting creative with annoying the shit out of Dead End. He's bored with throwing him out, and unexpectedly grabbing him, and denying him with the access inside. He wants Dead End to FEEL it and to get bored too, so he just captures him and holds.

Oh, how hard poor Dead End struggles. He runs out of curses, and if the curses alone could harm, Astrotrain would be smashed to pieces. Too bad they can't. And even worse, that Dead End's waste tank is full, and it's getting to the brim. And Astrotrain seems having too much fun to let him go. He's mocking, asking where has Dead End failed so terribly that now he's in a hurry to fix it? What is it so important for him to leave now?

The more Dead End squirms, the more uncomfortable it gets. He's shaking, his voice betraying him, that only adds to Astrotrain's cruel excitement. Well, maybe not fully cruel? He's went ages without a good fuck, maybe just really not very experienced due to the lack of partners to match his size. And now there's a hot little bot all heated up and twitching in his grip. He's struggling so sweetly, it awakens something in Astrotrain. Big bully is just getting off. Bonus: he doesn't get what's really going on and how it's gonna end.

Dead End knows it's over for him when Astrotrain starts poking him. He's overheating, needs to relieve himself so bad it hurts, burning alive with embarrassment. "Gonna beg me to stop, pipsqueak?", comes Astrotrain's mocking tone, but Dead End can't tell him to shut the fuck up. He can't even beg. His valve panel snaps back and he's spraying in the air.

Astrotrain is just shocked. The effect is unexpected. He wanted a small revenge and now Dead End in his hand is pissing and whimpering raggedly. " You, you PISS-SQUEAK!", he's trying to sound disgusted, but he's just confused and so, so hot behind his panels. It's coming to him that all this is too much even of him. He's holding his victim gently now, watching him void in a strong arc until he's empty.

Seems like I need my own personal cum dump, so here it is. This is my new Transformers-valveplug-blog no one ever asked for. Will stay until I regret or find god. So, here's gonna be my filthy robot sex microfiction. What to expect: Transformers, adult content, valveplug (other types of intimacy also possible), assorted kinks and fetishes, loads of fluids (funny colored robot cum, lubricants and waste), emotional angst, sexual tension, unrequited crushes, weird alien anatomy, dubcon, possible heats and breeding, typos and poor vocabulary choices. NOT to expect: rape, bimbofication, sexual slavery, "character-name should be my personal piss-whore" shit, prostitution. Smash the like button so I know you're up for my shit. Let's get dirty.

The erotism of illumination Among all things that got me into Transformer porn, there is one: the fanon on lighting. Yep, that's biolights on spikes and around (or even inside!) valves. I haven't seen the technology explored, but there could be so much more fun terminology and details. Is it LED? Is it hemiluminescence? Or more like fluorescence? Fiber-optic? Glowing dicks and cunts are really a thing. It's like a rave party for voluptuous introverts. And if the lights are glowing with arousal and the pattern (or the color maybe?) can tell you just how turned on the bot is... Oh, sexy. And internal lights, visible only if you spread the entrance with your fingers. Like a magical cave, promising you miracles. Man, I watched "Avatar" on the big screen as a kid, when it was first released. Maybe it seeded the kink in me, and I'm hardly alone. Who wouldn't fuck the Pandoran biosphere?

I have a question and a suggestion

As someone who doesn't know the character well: why don't you like tailgate?

And suggestion: tfa tarantulas x tfa prowl?

About Prowl and Tarantulas: I am not a fan of TF:A and didn't finished it, but I really like their creepy relationship in IDW. There will probably be some steamy stuff about them in this blog, when I get the full inspiration and see how to cut this jewel perfectly without just sticking to bondage. Which is fine (and canon!), but there should be more to decorate their delicious dynamic. About Tailgate: I've started writing down my point and realized it's likely to be a wall of text that deserves to be a separate and properly tagged post. I usually don't hate fictional characters. Even a complete sleazebag can be so well-written I find their character arc and their dynamics with others engrossing. I like the Magnificent Bastard type, I like complicated relationships in stories. For me to hate a character there must be a disappointing combination of their unpleasant manners, their wasted character development, the author pushing their favorite pet (whose personality their flattened in their story, yeah) in the spotlight again and again and sometimes it's the fandom who nominates the character as their "perfect pure uwu cinnamon roll" and any other reading of them becomes heresy.