Easter Is Coming. Nothing Turns Me On To Sin More Than Holy Days. I'm Planning To Do Some Eggy Valveplug,

Easter is coming. Nothing turns me on to sin more than holy days. I'm planning to do some eggy valveplug, but struggling to come up with something truly outstanding. (I already have multiple hot pieces in my drafts, just not on this topic.) Maybe you guys could help. Just one or two fine and kinky ideas to make my brain engines going.

Wow, yesterday it was a month since this cum dump of a blog was established. I must've been really desperate to share my fandom-related filth. And I still am, judging by how I created 30+ posts in a motherfucking month. I haven't been this active on the Internet in the past few years. 

Horniness is really a relentless mechanism that can drag a half-mummified hermit from his den and back into society. It's the fuel of the universe, setting in motion even those who resist. Never underestimate the horny.

Though I'm still confused about how I should continue with this blog. Should I comment on people's posts? Should I keep posting something besides my dirty ideas and concepts? Are so-called fandom participatory practices worth me delaying the day of me disappearing into the woods to talk to mushrooms and to moss?

Spent yet another day arguing over:

๑ Semicolons ๑ Line spacing ๑ Letter case

Why would I ever need a Transformer self-insert OC. I'm literally poor man's Ultra Magnus (or, more size accurately, Minimus Ambus). I could write a fanfic on him furiously fucking a list. Same for Tarn.

Oh, I didn't post it. The whole "Megatron's cannon gets around and gets it on a lot" topic's started with this fic about Megs enjoying his beloved weapon himself. (At this point I've started to wonder, can an arm cannon be considered an arm candy if sexy?)

Ah, Megatron's fusion cannon, you dirty little thing. A naughty lovergun you are. That's what I'm talking about. Well, knowing how authoritarian leaders with a prominent cult of personality happen to be fetishized to the point of speculations about them being sex-symbols of their time, I'm not surprized even Megs' cannon is a sex on leg... arm.

Here’s a little prompt for ya: Starscream being a secret shameless slut for Megatron’s big badass fusion canon... and Megatron wakes up one night to Starscream getting himself off by rubbing his plump, soaking wet valve all over it

i smashed this out last night drunk, but I hope it’s everything you want it to be! 

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Making it fit

Expandable valves. Hell yeah. Instead of breaking and hurting with a bigger partner, why can't high-tech alien robot cunts just adapt to accommodate them? Their internal components can literally be rearranged temporarily without any damage. 

But what if this technique is not that easy to perform? While it requires a T-cog, it's still not an ordinary transformation. And you have to hold it like that while being profoundly fucked, otherwise you'll be ruptured. And you are supposed to enjoy it.

Imagine older bots such as Kup being tidbits because in their years they're likely to master the art of taking it real big. Maybe it's easier for triple-changers, more so for quadruple-, and so on.

(But since it's my blog my rules here, I'll die standing on conviction that the most tempting are those whose valve is naturally big and ample.)