Ah, Megatron's Fusion Cannon, You Dirty Little Thing. A Naughty Lovergun You Are. That's What I'm Talking

Ah, Megatron's fusion cannon, you dirty little thing. A naughty lovergun you are. That's what I'm talking about. Well, knowing how authoritarian leaders with a prominent cult of personality happen to be fetishized to the point of speculations about them being sex-symbols of their time, I'm not surprized even Megs' cannon is a sex on leg... arm.

Here’s a little prompt for ya: Starscream being a secret shameless slut for Megatron’s big badass fusion canon... and Megatron wakes up one night to Starscream getting himself off by rubbing his plump, soaking wet valve all over it

i smashed this out last night drunk, but I hope it’s everything you want it to be! 

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There'd be more chances to convince me to watch TFA despite my distaste for the style and some core tropes being not my cup of tea if the fandom put more effort into depicting the Decepticons fucked. I mean, ravaged by their smaller partners.

Look, there are giant Megatron and Blitzwing, drawn with their relatively tiny Autobots all over the tags. And the possibilities of them being spiked for dear life are still obscure? Let's face the truth, if someone can hold their partner with one hand, sure shit they'll hold them closer to their crotch. To use their tiny spike for pleasure.

(Just kidding. It's not so easy to convince me to consume any media, but it would be a fairly nice try.)

Easter is coming. Nothing turns me on to sin more than holy days. I'm planning to do some eggy valveplug, but struggling to come up with something truly outstanding. (I already have multiple hot pieces in my drafts, just not on this topic.) Maybe you guys could help. Just one or two fine and kinky ideas to make my brain engines going.

Oh, I didn't post it. The whole "Megatron's cannon gets around and gets it on a lot" topic's started with this fic about Megs enjoying his beloved weapon himself. (At this point I've started to wonder, can an arm cannon be considered an arm candy if sexy?)

Haven't had long-distance car trips for god knows how long and completely forgot about insects. GNUTS. Motherfucking midges on the windshield. Loosely travel-inspired KnockScream shower sex, yay.

Cybertronians with car alt-modes will have bugs' guts smeared over their bodies. No one is safe. This shit is also hard to wash off, so it'll take extra time and diligence for them to clean themselves, probably helping each other.

Particularly, I'm thinking about Knock Out, who's doomed after Breakdown gets kidnapped by MECH. Starscream is his obvious first choice to reach out to. Even if it won't result in them getting hot and steamy in the washracks, he needs someone. 

At first, Starscream is reluctant. Seriously, yikes. He doesn't want to deal with someone else's hygiene issue while he has his own on this damned clod where everything reeks and is swarmed with gross fauna. He doesn't even want to touch anyone (being subconsciously touch-starved). But after seeing Knock Out's arsenal of shampoos, sponges, and brushes, he yields. Just for once, he thinks. He has shit to do.

Good luck, Starscream, half-laying on a bench with his legs spread and shaking, and a frivolously fluffy sponge caressing his valve and spike, and Knock Out's smug grin looming closer from clouds of steam.

(What's hilarious here is that it's very unlikely for a lot of bugs to inhabit the desert in Nevada. Maybe Knock Out is really extra-squeamish. Maybe he just wanted to get some.)

$10 says there will be an eddying rush of porn with virgin Orion Pax on equally virgin Megatron (I don't expect much Elita, I know where I am). And I await it. Inexperienced lovers awkwardly exploring each other and the whole sex thing is one of my top favorite genres of erotic content.

(And good guys Quintessons could give us more friendly tentacle porn. C'mon, fearsome polylimbic masters can't fulfill the niche for strong organic (or at least semi-organic) folks fucking big robots on equal terms for mutual enjoyment, they should try better.)