My Local Cinema Is Pirating TF: One. Guess Who Just Paid An Absolutely Disgusting Price For One Ticket

My local cinema is pirating TF: One. Guess who just paid an absolutely disgusting price for one ticket just to sit in the darkness and wait for technical issues. I hope the damn movie is worth this rip-off. Or at least valveplug content I'll be able to enjoy afterwards is worth it. (I've seen some Sentinel porn already, I highly suspect it'll at least make my mourning for my money a tiny bit lighter.)

Saving shit for posterity.

Split-spark (or whatever way they are made) twins can't take a Conjunx due to being considered "naturally conjunxed" or "conjunxed by Primus Himself" with their twin. Some stay just siblings to each other and take other lovers and life partners. Some take the other path.

oooo That's really fun, I like that. So much drama potential if the twins don't take each other on as lovers.

And you know, it makes sense. Spark-bonds and split-spark twins are usually described as having similar experience with their bonds, so yeah, twins are born naturally conjuxed :) hopefully they get along, or at least don't mind being unable to conjunx someone else....

Ah, running an adult blog legitimately sucks when you also run an adult life and have to deal with tons of shit. Almost any time I open my unfinished drafts, all I can produce is "robot cunt. yeah". Maybe I have to lower my standards for shit I post, otherwise this blog will die in ignominy.

Anyway, fandom, I'd gladly accept some dirty valveplug headcanons and ideas, SFW stuff would be nice too. No writing on my part for now, let's try to chat. I guess.

I'm well acquainted with the G1 cartoon, IDW1, Aligned, Cyberverse. Watched roughly half the first season of Earthspark, also Bayverse (unsure if we could pull anything good from it, but let's maybe give it a chance).

Rules are simple, noncon, prostitution, sexual slavery, sluttification/bimbofication do little to me. Otherwise, I like it kinky, freaky, and nasty.

I really like the headcanon (which I didn't come up with myself, picked it up in some fic) that TFP Knock Out worked in the beauty industry, doing buffing and shit. And after the war broke out, he reclassified himself as a doctor, took five-day courses, and started performing medical stuff. He's basically a hairdresser doing surgery.

What they say: "Scarlett brings Scarlett into the [Elita] role."

What I hear: "People have every right to hate celebs trying voice acting and deny them even a chance to prove they're worth something. Lazy ass motherfuckers aren't even trying to pretend they study a character and put even a iota of work to explore how to portray them without pushing their famous persona EVERYWHERE. They shouldn't be encouraged to safely try something new while they don't have to worry about being trapped in poverty and losing their income. We don't expect our paid actors to, ya know, act. Praise poor-spirited, mediocre shit!" As god is my witness, I can't wait to see the movie, but shit they say in promo is kinda sad.

I very really and very sincerely find it hot as hell, if applied properly. I've read an OptiRatch fic where honks, sirens, and back-up beepers during sex were used for comedy. It's fine, but I wanna see it played straight for sexy.

I think Optimus should honk real loud when he cums. Just like a big huge *HOOOOONNK* like you’d here from any other 18-wheeler. Big old truck noise.